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2021

01

Jul

Josephine Skriver Up Close Ass Shot of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a vision of the future, in part because she’s hot and we like to think that’s what the future will hold, but because she’s hot thanks to genetic modification in the lab she was created in…

I know this sounds like a conspiracy, but her dad was a Gay biologist, her mom an egg donor, and they basically created her in a test tube, in ways you know involved modifying the DNA to look this good. It was not accidental or just a coincidence…she was designed….I am sure of it and they did good.

I just wonder if Victoria’s Secret financed it, or if she’s technically their property, I just know she looks great doing the bikini thing…better than most…thanks to science..

They clone horses and dogs, they modify foods to make you sterile, it’s not a stretch to think they can clone humans or choose what color hair, eyes, or height they have…

When the family unit is officially killed off, this will be how every new baby is made…so keep on getting those kids impotent and addicted to porn…

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2021

25

Jun

Josephine Skriver Bikini Tits of the Day

Josephine Skriver was made in a lab as part of a genetic experiment in human engineering in what was a precursor to the whole genetic experiment going on around the world today…SCIENCE…right…

They diverted the fact that she was designer pussy built out by genetic design by focusing on diversity…an emotional love story about a gay man who just always wanted a daughter he could sell to Victoria’s Secret and his lesbian BFF who offered her egg and potentially uterus to bring the thing to fruition….we call that the GOFUND me hustle…tap into the minds of retards through emotion…marketing 101…it’s why they sell the dream when selling anything, rather than selling based on merits….

Anyway, Skriver and her hot body, despite being genetically modified like our food, is still showing that body despite Victoria’s Secret deciding to drop hot chicks and use the uglies to keep the brand alive and divert from their actual secret…which is a secret you all know too well…..but we don’t need to say it….

In conclusion, genetically modified chicks are hot, even if they cause cancer…

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2019

10

Apr

Josephine Skriver Bikini Dreams of the Day

Josephine Skriver….

Who reminds us that you don’t need traditional sex to make babies….you can do it in a test tube and choose all of its features. From gender, to air color, to tit size…which is a lot of fun if you’re a deadbeat dad, because you can make some fucking ugly little troll of a human who is genetically predisposed to all kinds of diseases and obesity, who will only be 3.5 feet tall, with the biggest set of tits…and RED HAIR…you know if you have a sense of humor about things.

Skriver’s dad decided to go model route, where she has managed to see success with the mall brand I think funded him.

Skriver, who is on vacation being slutty with her boyfriend who I think stole her virginity…when she came to america to fulfill her duties to the team that made her…

What it comes down to is if you’re a pro lifer, you by default can’t acknowledge this created by sin creature…cuz she is the opposite of an abortion….a person who doesn’t want to have a kid eliminating her kid, is the same as a person who can’t have kids, injecting themselves with kids…like Skriver’s pervert homosexual dad….

Point being, she looks good half naked.

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2019

09

Apr

Josephine Skriver Costa Rican Bikini Test Tube Baby of the Day

If you’re prolife, then you better be against IVF….cuz if you’re a believer in GOD giving babies to people, then you need to be into GOD not giving people babies. If you’re moral compass is that Abortion is killing a life, and the foundation of that is based on your belief in God, more than it is in your belief in killing potential babies is bad…even if the kind of women getting knocked up often times are the kind of women who shouldn’t be having kids….then you must embrace that IVF or anything that involves making a baby in a lab, as to your specifications, like Josephine Skriver’s dad did with her…is the sign of all evil….

So when you see couples with IVF babies, God didn’t want that, science did…so don’t go celebrate the miracle of technology allowing people who can’t breed naturally, buying their pregnancy, because you can’t embrace tech as God’s gift in one instance, and condemn it in another.

I like consistency.

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2019

30

Jan

Josephine Skriver Genetically Modified Model of the Day

Josephine Skriver was created in a test tube…her dad some creepy evil homosexual scientist who crafted her to be what she is….with simple genetic modification.

She’s in her mid 20s, so the technology on designer babies was primitive, so I expect her to die of cancer at a young age, but I am not a scientist, and maybe she will live to 150 and not age a day….the future is this vagina….

What I know about Josephine Skriver, other than that she’s one of the hotter Victoria’s Secret model thanks to genetic modification, like the produce or livestock that she pretty much is, is that she was shipped off to Victoria’s Secret who probably funded her genius Dad….and they probably owned her like she was a Edward Scissor Hand you wanted to fuck…young Frankenstein.

Well she’s slutting out in Nashville where she lives, cuz it’s a hip and cool place for her husband, who took her virginity houses her, and mooches off her, because he’s some pervert who has been linked to other models, a musician who pretty much never was, but he must have a big dick, cuz he manipulates dumb hot models like this into moving to Nashville….where she can play up some Country down to earth, Fuck NYC, aesthetic…doing the whole slutty hitchiker fetish content like this…because we all have slutty hitchiker dreams but rarely is a hitchiker hot and slutty…but toothless and terrifying…which often times works out for the blowjob you force on them as payment…but isn’t as satisfying as this bitch….

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2018

28

May

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro

Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human…

This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model…

Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro

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2018

21

May

Genetically Modified Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is genetically modified.

She was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect the lord and savior Jesus Christ, and are the same kinds of people who support abortions, you know BAD BAD people…who take the lord’s work into their hands and MAKE BABIES in the lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in an attempt to get designer pussy, without having to dig through all the trash out there, while just placing an order, like when the billionaire owner buys a new JET.

Point being, she’ll likely die of weird genetic diseases thanks to modern science and their hate for GOD…but in the meantime, she’s hot.

For the record, I think abortions are great. I also think genetically modifying women to be hotter and better sex objects is great. Especially in this era of everyone being fat fucks.

Some more slutty selfies…

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2018

13

Apr

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the real life West World, this is not an ad from the people at HBO, who don’t pay me shit to promote their nude scenes from their shows, because they are assholes and don’t support the independent pervert..

I didn’t watch West World when it first happened, but I know the story, rich dudes create a world where AI pussy roam freely, for other rich people to pay to fuck and kill them…

Well, this Josephine Skriver, is the real life version of that, her dad the Anthony Hopkins evil genius, her financier Victoria’s Secret the Ed Harris character…while she is the Evan Rachel Woods post being fucked by Marilyn Manson…or maybe Thandie Newton…

POINT BEING….we’re not sure she’s real, she was made in a lab, I assume human…just designer genetic engineering….who was programmed to know the importance of slutty selfies.

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2018

05

Mar

Josephine Skriver Posts Her Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

Josephine Skriver Posts Her Bare Ass on Instagram

I find it interesting that a model who likely has a million dollar contract with the evil panty empire brand…is posting up shameless pictures of her ass in a bubble bath…like some kind of softcore porn or attention seeking instagram…

Posting your naked ass can be positioned as art if you want it to be, but it’s clearly attention seeking exhibitionism, maybe even some showing off like “I look hot, my ass looks hot”….

I guess this is how these people market themselves, she is an underwear model, but don’t try and play empowered, because this isn’t an empowering moment.

For those of you who don’t know, Skriver was created in a lab by a homo using a dyke egg probably funded from VS, so she may not know better….why they hell are you posting bare ass pics…

For those of you who don’t care that you are looking at a shameless attention seeker, trying to boost numbers like a low level basic thot…and just appreciate her bare ass…here you go..

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2018

26

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear Like Virgins Do of the Day

Josephine Skriver in Underwear

Josephine Skriver posted some panty selfie, because I guess her team at Victoria’s Secret marketing who are puppet mastering her, give her explicit instructions on how to explicitly post pics of herself in explicit positions, like some kind of shameless instagram model, on with a contract worth a Million dollars a year, so not like those shameless instagram models at all, but rather someone just doing her contractually obligated social media work to get that Million dollars a year….it’s all stats…people love slutty mirror selfies…they make the voyeurism feel more authentic than some fabricated, produced shoot, even if it’s all produced…it is about the numbers…

That said…..Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube with Gay Biologist Sperm and a Lesbian’s egg, in what they pretend is them wanting a kid, but in what I think was a funded experiment in genetic modification funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand…

More interestingly, she apparently came to NYC a virgin, an her current boyfriend, who has dated models before popping her…and that in and of itself is the best Josephine Skriver fact ever.

HERE SHE IS FOR H&M SWIM – EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A VS CONTRACT GIRL – MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HOW VS CASHES IN ON H&M AD DOLLLARS

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