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2016

26

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

15

Mar

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..

If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..

Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.

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2016

28

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

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While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

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2015

27

Oct

Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day

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Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans..

But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell..

Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg….

So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose.

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2015

19

Oct

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

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Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”…

Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck…

It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch…

It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

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2015

07

Sep

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough had sex with Ryan Seacrest ….for a pretty long time…which is amazing because everyone thought he was gay….but in reality he’s a sex addicted weirdo….

You know a rumored cokehead puppet…who fucks all kinds of aspiring models thanks to his friend who owns a fashion magazine that lures in all the new LA talent to their exclusive rich person parties…

Nothing wrong with that, all A personalities, who have the energy to be America’s Sweetheard, totally accessible, have a level of fuck her up the ass while raging, because you’re actually a fucking pyschopath addicted to success and money and banging through babes, like this, is just part of the equation..

Well, she’s in a bikini…

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2015

29

Jun

Julianne Hough and Her Brother are Close of the Day

What the hell in stage parent turned making their kids incestuous dancing partners…because they are connected at the soul genetically and possibly at the genitals…since narcissists historically are into genetic attraction…as it is like fucking themselves…

I knew a mom, who used to fuck her “estranged” adult son, and would openly talk about it, because she found him a beautiful piece of art that came from her vagina and that she felt she could do whatever she wanted with…even with him as an adult…because adults can make their own decisions…

I mean incest has been going on forever..and what better family to be into it that some weirdo Dancing with the Stars cast, professional trained dancing family…that are clearly weird…because what grown, hetero man is profession trained dancing…one who would probably fuck his siter…that’s who…

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Here’s her bad singing…because American trash love song…

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2015

26

Jun

Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here…

It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth…….

Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had….

So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg…

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2015

02

Jun

Julianne Hough Slutty for Yahoo! Style of the Day

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After doing a bit of research on Ryan Seacrest, he’s rich as fuck, making 100s of millions of dollars a year, I can say with confidence, that he’s an egomaniac, who prey’s on girls with his money, girls like Julianne Hough, who managed to get him to go public with their deviant sex and drug filled relationship, because I guess they are both on TV and it was a good look for them, to distract the public from how sleazy they are…

There is no way that this Dick Clark reincarnated, high energy freak, is not on a bunch of uppers, I mean how else would he grace the world with such quality content as the Kardashians…and by default, that means that Julianne Hough, a stripper who never was, was right there with him…

I like to think this Yahoo Style shoot channels how Seacrest used to shower her with Semen…possible while getting fucked up the ass by a big black dude…because you know how these rich and powerful people are sexually…weird as fuck..

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2015

21

May

Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

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Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

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Julianne Hough Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough is flashing nipple for Dancing with the stars, because she wanted to generate some buzz about the final episode or something….equally unimportant…

This isn’t the first time she’s taking a hit for the team, the last time involved being a beard for Seacrest and his pile of money….that probably pretended to fuck her up the ass like he wanted a man to fuck her up the ass, while jacked up on some party drugs…snorking Dick Clarke’s robot asses off her clip..

Right…

Well here’s her nipple…

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2015

13

Apr

Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, Julianne Hough, is a stripper who walked into the wrong audition and lucked out, but then again, I assume that any professional trained dancer, who plans on doing dance as a career, is going to end up as a stripper, unless she comes from a rich and connected family, or maybe dates a rich and connected guy like Ryan Seacrest…

Here she is drunk at Coachella, too far gone to ever fall into sex work, she’s rich and connected and never going to be like so many professionally trained dancers before her…

So until then, she’s the one who got away…

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2015

09

Feb

Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

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Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv…

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2015

06

Feb

Julianne Hough’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars, Ryan Seacrest fucking, Julianne Hough posted a pictures of her in what I assume is a Sports bra…or sleazy dancing top…because she knows that if she wasn’t rich and connected, her dance career like so many other professionally trained dancers would end in the strip club doing lap dances…I guess…part of her wishes it ended up that way…because that’s where true dancers live, work,.and make strangers cum for money…the whoue thing is highly erotic….

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2014

13

Nov

Julianne Hough for Shape Magazine of the Day

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole.

Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever…

So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ’em trashy.

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2014

16

Sep

Julianne Hough Hard Nipple of the Day

Julianne Hough has a hard nipple while leaving the set of Dancing with the Stars…a show I’ve always hated because it gave people who would otherwise end up strippers jobs on TV that got them rich and famous, like this was the 1920s Hollywood where song and dance talent actually mattered when it came to performing…

But then I realized that it gives girls at home the idea of learning how to dance, so that when all else fails, they can fall back on stripping because of those skills learned early on in life, thanks to Dancing with the Stars…

So in ways, this show perpetuates stripping for money, ensuring that career and industry will live on for another generation…

That said, I don’t care about hard nipples, and haven’t really since I was about 12, but I know you do, because you have the sexual experience of a 12 year old…

So here’s you favorite Dancing with the Stars chick – hard nippled…

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