There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind.

Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off….

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face….

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Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be.

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Julianne Hough is so mad…

I guess Ryan Seacrest isn’t fucking her with the prosthetic penis he puts on when she makes him fuck him as they watch gay porn so he can stay into it….

That would explain why she’s turned to emotional eating…and why she’s hiding her dancing body…that has fallen off…a hell of a lot more than a pregnancy would…

I mean this girl’s got fat thighs and cankles, how does that make any fucking sense, when her whole purpose is to dance.

Is it possible that Ryan Seacrest took this hetero lie to the next level of truth and decided to breed? I thought he was just a clone body for Dick Clark’s brain, I can’t imagine they made him with procreation capabilities…

I mean I just assumed he was built with no genitals, like the giant Ken Doll him imitates everyday of his fucking life….

Either way….pics of a rude cunt being cunty….

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Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the girl is a professionally trained dancer….who managed to make it…even though everyone in her life…including herself…would make jokes all those years like “if it doesn’t work out, I’ll become a stripper”….but it did work out and instead of whoring out to multiple men for 10 dollars a song, she’s whoring out for Ryan Seacrest for movie fucking deals…and the whole thing makes absolutely no real sense…because professionally trained dancers are everywhere, and probably more talented and hotter than this…but I guess some of us win lotteries…and others just stay in the fucking housing projects drinking Sizzzzzurp…..collecting welfare checks and food stamps to feed our multiple kids with multiple different people….if you know what I mean…

Julianne Hough wore a bikini…I am not allowed to post the pics, but I can post pics she posted of her feet and link to the bikini pics and that is what I am gonna do ….

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Julianne Hough was caught on set of some shitty movie she’s managed to get cast in, probably thanks to being the front for Ryan Seacrest’s homosexuality by pretnding to be his girlfriend…..having a bit of an upskirt…

I don’t entirely consider it an upskirt when the bitch is wearing spanx…they lopok lke fucking bike shorts…if anything it’s a fucking disgrace and disappointment…because she’s a professional dancer and the last bitch who should be in SPANX…..

It discounts her booty as she runs, it ruins everyhting….not that she didn’t already do a good enough job of that on her own, I mean any pro dancer who isn’t a stripper who never was but should of been who has made it as a pro dancer….pisses me off before she even started….cuz a stripper lost to the mainstream is a tragedy for the community…right?

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The best thing about pro dancers is that they are just so excited to not be strippers…and to not be working an office job, teaching dance to retards or kids to keep in touch with their craft they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on thinking they had a fucking chance….but unable to get naked in public to let men touch their titties for 10 dollars a song when he final rejecton letter came in….you know only showing your years of flexibility while bouncing on the dicks of the many losers they attract cuz they feel like failures everytime they wake up…..Is that they slut whenever they can because they’ve made it in the world and don’t have to slut out for money to pay the rent or to fill the void that is their failure….like posing half naked hugging knees in magazine like Julianne Hough….

Good.

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Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Ryan Seacrest uses her to pretend he’s not gay, hateful shit, she shoulda been a stripper, hateful shit….but I’d still fuck her and her attention seeking dancing with the stars bullshit…

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