Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend, yes I laughed when I wrote that, cuz he’s clearly gay and the closest thing he’s had to a pussy has been Dick Clark’s wrinkled testicles that hang like a ill-fitting vagina, but his girlfriend nevertheless cuz that’s how they hve her marketed, even though it’s safe to assume his production company just owns her for money making purposes and this is the groundwork to get people to notice her…cuz remember – he is the brain behind the Kardashian show….and by brain I mean monster who needs to be taken out back and shot….and the funniest thing about this asshole Ryan Seacrest isn’t the young blonde bitch in a bikini he fucks….it is that I was on his radio show once and talking to him cuz I’m sneaky as shit. Here are the bikini pics.

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Here are some twitter pics of Julianne Hough that they are marketing as cellphone hacks…that are an inside job cuz that’s how people get attention these days….and it’s fucking lame….

Point is I saw this coming a mile away, anyone who fronts as Ryan Seacrests girlfriend is an attention whore…you know cuz he’s gay and there’s a transaction going on that is usually involving them getting more famous…

He is the guy behind the Kardashians….he gets the machine and I wish this was a sex tape leak cuz I prefer seeing people fuck….than these shitty pics…

But I’m posting them anyway…and here she is trying to become a household name….

Where are the nudes…??? The closest thing to funny is the mustache she rocks for seacrest to take that mustache ride…

What a shitty whore..

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I’m assuming the flat ass in the animal print is her mothers…cuz at 23, it’s possible her mom’s mid 40s….not that it would really matter if it was hers or not…cuz she’s spoken for…

I mean if you consider being a front who may occassionally fuck Seacrest up the ass with a strap on in exchange for promises of a TV career….even though he creepily looks a lot like her brother…just adding depth to this insanity….

Cuz you know Ryan Searest is the brain behind Keeping Up With the Kardashians…it is his monster that he made happen and nothing can be trusted that is from, around, involved with that fucking queer….

It’s all some kind of lie…

But she is 23, in a bikini, and I’m posting it, even though I’m just giving into the bullshit that I know this bitch is…and more importantly that without a sex tape she doesn’t deserve any of this…

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I know there’s a 90 percent change Seacrest is using Julianne “Huffer” Hough as a frttont….cuz I still think there’s no way he’s not a poofter…whether he wants to admit he ate out Cowell’s ass or not….but I think there’s also a 90 percent chance she’s a 14 year old sex worker he imported by Russian mobsters…cuz really she’s got this pudgy faced look that makes you think she could be a hard faced 14 year old who hasn’t slept for a week from all the trauma she’s faced from sucking off old men to learn the ropes before being sent to Hollywood…but I could be wrong.

But what I do know is that here she is in a bikini type outfit, clearly looking to get herself a better life…and apparently it is working for her….but I still think a teen fetish porn career, even if it involve gang anal rape and being shit on, would have been less humilating than being seen with Ryan Seacrest.

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The 80s and early 90s made me a tit man, because 80s and early 90s clothes made asses look big and flat. Maybe that’s the reason breast implant sales went up like fucking crazy back then…because even hot asses were being I would have wanted to get pregnant with my mouth were being oppressed and abused into hiding their full potential under a pair of high waisted neon bikini underwear….but for some reason, I’m liking it now. I guess we grow as a person…and I’m pretty sure Julianne Hough doesn’t give a fuck, she is getting work but more importantly, she finally gets to feel a man’s touch, and it has been so long since that happened, thanks to fake dating Ryan Seacrest, so she doesn’t really care how stupid the bitch looks, she just can’t wait to run home to insert things in her box.

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Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend who prostitutes herself in exchange for the exposure Ryan Seacrest gives her and her career is on some new kind of hustle that involves roller blading and getting intimate with other dudes because other dudes is what Ryan Seacrest is all about…If you know what I mean…

Either way, girls in shorts, starving for attention who whore themselves for attention are something I’m a fan of…and that’s why I’m posting these pics.

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The rest of these pictures of Julianne Hough on the beach are of her playing with a baby, and as erotic as that is for some of you weirdos, I like to avoid all thing maternal, cuz it kinda makes a pussy a lot less hot that it could be, knowing it’s burning to have a uterus filled with a baby of its own….something that may not happen, thanks to being in a ake relationship with Ryan Seacrest as a front to cover his faggotry, in exchange for free publicity for her music career…It’s all so weird to me..but not as weird as this see through dress covering up what we want to see…What a jerk…

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Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s fake girlfriend, named Julianne Hough, who was a professional dancing on Dancing with the Stars….before she turned to trying to have a legit singing career….and what better way than to get to the top of the charts than to pretend to date a gay dude so that he maintains his cover so the world doesn’t turn on him and his frosted lips…Good business move…and here she is working out in the park for the paparazzi in some obviously staged pics…cuz I guess people still do that hustle to get noticed…I think she’d be better off releasing video of her fucking Seacrest up the ass with an strap-on, or even one of his Emmy awards, because that’s the shit the public really want to see.

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