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2014

12

Nov

Lily Aldridge is Spread Legged for S Moda of the Day

Lily Aldridge is part of the Victoria’s Secret Mafia, who are out there promoting the whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, where they probably make something like 90 percent of their yearly revenue, so they take it very fucking seriously, and we are currently in the period of the build up, where they PR teams get mainstream press, trying to push their angels, I get it. America is dumb, infomercials on network television work if they feature half naked girls…getting everyone excited about janky shit quality sweatshop clothes…available in every mall in America…

She’s also spreading her legs in a pantsuit, like she was Hillary Clinton if Hilary Clinton wasn’t a lesbian, and if this was Hustler magazine in the 70s, it’d be porn, but today, it’s just boring…because Lily is boring….

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2014

04

Nov

Lily Aldridge for GQ UK of the Day

Lily Aldridge bores me. She’s hardly got a body, but is still an alleged lingerie supermodel because the general public gets sucked into the whole Victoria’s Secret marketing campaign that this brat is a part of…

She’s essentially been a scenester who fucks guys in bands, and in doing that, she’s met the key people in her “circle”…and pulled a massive scam…where she went from doing tampax commercials to this….

That’s not to say she’s a horrible person just because she’s connected, even if she’s probably are horrible person…it’s just to say that she’s not that great, despite what we can assume she thinks about herself and now she’s in GQ UK….half naked…like her mom…who was in Playboy…only without the vagina lips…

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2014

02

Jul

Lily Aldridge in a Bathing Suit for Glamour France of the DAy

Lily Aldridge did this shoot for Glamour France, where she wore a variety of bathing suits in public, under a coat, like she was some kind of flasher, or streaker, or exhibitionist cam girl just trying to get tips, and not the fame whore, entitled rich kid who maneuvered her way to what I guess is the top for average self proclaimed instagram models before instagram models…right time, right place, knew the right people, strike for the gold…which in her case is a Victoria’s Secret contract for ego, and rockstar husband for status, and money…well she always had that so it doesn’t matter.

These pictures could be better if she was getting fucked up the ass in them.

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2014

26

Jun

Lily Aldridge is Greasy for James Macari of the Day

Her name is Lily Aldridge. You probably know her as a Victoria’s Secret angel, since that’s what really made her relevant. I know her as some LA scenester chick, who was the daughter of a Playboy Playmate, who grew up in the LA rich kid scene, and in doing that positioned herself with rockstars, modelling agents and whoever else could give her work…she was in the VIP at the parties…booking shitty tampon commercials before actually locking down the rockstar and leveraging that with Victoria’s Secret be be the Rockstar wife model on their roster…

She’s hot enough, likely a horrible opportunist fame whore, but then again who isn’t…and I guess what the lesson we can all learn from this is that if you move to LA or New York and party with the right people, you’ll get an actual career out of it…and if not a career, a retirement plan thanks to getting knocked up by a rich dude….at least if you’re a girl…if you’re a dude…that’d be pretty gay and impossible..

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2014

03

Jun

Lily Aldridge Boring for Glamour Magazine of the Day

I like to think that Lily Aldridge scammed the fucking system. She’s one of these entitled LA rich kid scenesters who grew up around the cool kids who “ran shit” in her city…and in doing so she got VIP and backstage at all the events…always dating the guy in the band, whether it was Kings of Leon or some other shitty act…like Maroon 5…you can’t hide your past…all while booking commercials…like tampon ads…

Then one day, she tricked a booker at the right agency to pull her out of commercial modelling she was only getting because she knew the right people, to actual modelling, because no commercial model really likes being referred to as a commercial model, but all models want to be Victoria’s Secret girls…so I guess the team at Victoria’s Secret factored in the fact her Husband was in a huge band, and the fact that she’s not that bad looking, even if she’s short, and her implants were small enough to fit in with the other girls, so book her in…it’s not like they even had to pay her.

I am convinced, she is a volunteer working for them. I am also convinced she’s a horrible person…the only interesting thing about her is that her mom was a Playmate in the 60s and I’m all looking at bids of anyone raised by pornstars of their generation…even if I think they suck.

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2013

10

Sep

Lily Aldridge for Galore Magazine of the Day

Lily Aldridge is some LA rich kid hooker who thinks she is entitled to date or marry famous people because she grew up around it and that’s what all her other rich kid friends were doing..and thanks to being the backstage groupie at all the concerts she’s landed a band guy as a husband that I am sure she doesn’t think she groupied, but rather deserved, because she’s this cool bi-costal “model” thanks to her family connections…and thanks to that shit it’s helped her land Victoria’s Secret, a contract that is far more scandalous than this gutter shoot for GALORE …but I’ll post it anyway..because..I got very little going on today…and I’d rather spend my time posting nonsense like this…because whether cunts were born into something half naked, or whether they spent years working towards working half naked, or even if they are getting half naked to pay for their crack rock, I am down…

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2013

11

Jun

Lily Aldridge in Some Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day


Lily Aldridge is really not that hot. I am looking at these pics, that are photoshopped from the latest Victoria’s Secret Catalog and her face and body are not all that great. I mean this is Victoria’s Secret, and she’s holding down the whole team, you know a roster of amazingness, is only as strong as the weakest link.

Sure her body isn’t fat, it’s kinda ripped in a good way, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model, all she has to do is stay fit…but that face, it is hard, it has fake lips, it’s just fucking bullshit, bullshit that I can only assume came from fucking the right guy in a band, like the serial groupie she is, or maybe just knowing the right people…

All this to say, she doesn’t deserve it, and here are her pics to prove it.

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2013

13

May

Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge Model Bikinis of the Day


You know what….Victoria’s Secret models have pretty good bodies.

You should print this up, tape it to your fridge, and tell your wife how you expect her to look like this in the next 3 to 8 months, and everytime you see her snacking, show her what girls are supposed to look like….the subtle approach will either land you a hotter wife, or better, she’ll leave you for reasons of emotional abuse, take half of everything you have, and leave you free to masturbate to girls like this, cuz we all know there’s no way any of these girls are fucking you….

All this to say, I’m a fan of staring at them…


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2013

10

May

Lily Aldridge in Some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed….

They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.

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2013

26

Apr

Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it.

You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year.

It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay.

Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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2013

04

Feb

Emily Didonato & Lily Aldridge in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day


I don’t know if this is some model war shit…you know where they are pinned up against each other dressed in some lingerie under some sophisticated outfits they are being classic sexy in….in efforts to show off who is more sexy and who is the better one for the public’s affection….but I do know it is shot by Terry Richardson and is starring Emily Didonato a model I don’t think I’ve ever heard of and Lily Aldridge the Victoria’s Secret angel who used to do Tampax ads….but more importantly…I know they are battling…even if it is unofficial…and I know they are both lookin at these pics…trying to figure out who looks better….cuz girls are catty and competitive…and I guess that’s a good thing…cuz it makes them try harder…and as far as I’m concerned…they both look good to me.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|Lily Aldridge

2012

20

Dec

Lily Aldridge for Terry Richardson of the Day

What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring.

Here are the pics anyway….

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2012

29

Feb

Victoria’s Secret’s “Very Sexy” Collection of the Day

Calling a collection “Very Sexy”….pretty bold when the pictures are hardly sexy….but just more of the same recycled crap that Victoria’s Secret seems to produce on the regular…because they are corporate america…a 9 billion dollar industry that can’t push the boundaries of sexy….they are just on the fence…enough skin that husbands can jerk off to their catalogs…I mean at least the good Christian husbands who don’t have the internet…since any dude in his right mind would turn to porn, even if it is the devil’s work, instead of this…even if it is everything wrong in America….uninspired crap…

The good news, is they hire, recruit, kidnap, brainwash hot models…who I’d rather see more naked…and who I’ve seen more naked for other gigs…and unfortunatley, that’s good enough for me.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Lily Aldridge

2012

10

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Candice Swanepoel|Chanel Iman|Doutzen Kroes|Karolina Kourkova|Lily Aldridge|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2011

18

Aug

Lily Aldridge in her Underwear of the DAy

Lily Aldridge, a model I’ve known about for a long fucking time, cuz she did a lot of Old Navy and Tampon shit while fucking a lot of guys in different popular bands…She’s actually rejected me from facebook at least 10 times over the last 4 years…well she has really taken a liking to squeezing her tits up properly to get noticed by Victoria’s Secret last year…..and going forward we’ll be seeing a lot more of her cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….

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