Here are some inspirational catalog pictures that really capture the natural beauty of the subject, you know really setting a mood that is exactly the fucking same as every other Victoria’s Secret catalog picture I have posted the last decade, yet that I continue to post, even if they aren’t inspiring, interesting, or even hot, because these evil corporations have me brain washed….

They’re like here’s some LA Rich kid, who’s mom did Playboy and who’s dad did Beatles album art, who decided to be a Tampon commercial model before somehow tricking Victoria’s Secret into letting her into their VIP club … posing like all the other immigrant models they’ve got….and I’m buying into it….all because I have a penis and like looking at half naked girls.

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I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it.

You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year.

It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay.

Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring.

Here are the pics anyway….

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Lily Aldridge, a model I’ve known about for a long fucking time, cuz she did a lot of Old Navy and Tampon shit while fucking a lot of guys in different popular bands…She’s actually rejected me from facebook at least 10 times over the last 4 years…well she has really taken a liking to squeezing her tits up properly to get noticed by Victoria’s Secret last year…..and going forward we’ll be seeing a lot more of her cuz she’s pretty fucking hot….

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Here are some photoshopped to shit pictures of Lily Aldridge….She’s a lingerie model for SI, she dates dudes in bands, she’s pretty hot but I can’t stand catlog lingerie pictures…it brings back too many memories of getting caught masturbating growing up…not to mention the whole erasing of a fucking nipple just makes me mad…you see I can tell some of these outfits are sheer, but I don’t really feel like imagining what is under, what was erased, what was dulled out, what is under there. I’m not 12, it’s not the 70s anymore, I don’t need to stare at censored tits, I need to see the real fucking thing, the whole thing makes me angry and frustrated that the Christians even control panty advertising and promotions now….

Lily Aldridge should take her Playboy Playmates mom’s lead and get naked already….cuz she’s hot and not being put to good use….

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Lily Aldridge is a Victoria’s Secret Angel who I have kinda heard of. Not because she’s famous and not because I keep track of who Victoria’s Secret hires to walk their fashion shows or star in their boring catalongs and not because I keep track of the people who marry the members of Kings of Leon band but because I am in love with her sister.

It’s not real love because love doesn’t exist and I have never actually met her. It is a love that came over the internet after being friends on facebook since she was 15 years old, you know in an attempt to befriend her when she was young so that when she turns 18 it’ll be natural progression to bed me…I hardly ever talk to her anymore, but when we did it was glorious and that’s good enough for me….because if I did ever try to kidnap her and make her my child wife like she was that Smart kid, I’d be totally distracted at family functions by this sister of hers, cuz I had no idea just how pretty fucking magnificent she is….

Here are her pics, hard at work.

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