Lily Allen may look like a 45 year old mom of 4 who is in Cancer remission and her CHEMO hair is growing out….but her titty is out for the fans who still remain after her very succcessful yet short career as a rich kid turned pop star back in the early 2000s.

She’s actually only a 37 year old mom of 2, 3 if you count the stillbirth, 4 if you count the Chemical Brothers abortion, but 2 that survived….she hasn’t had cancer or Chemo that we know of yet, she probably just starves herself as part of her personality disorder that’s well documented, she’s a crazy, that’s turned potential drug addiction or some other issue into an eating disorder, I figure you get the same ratty ass hair when you’re malnourished ….but her titty is out on her tropical vacation….and I’ll look at mom tits hanging out of bikinis..if they are good enough for her husband from Strangers Thing, than they are good enough for us to stare at….

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I don’t know if any of you remember Lily Allen, but she was always this pudgy rich girl from the UK who’s parents gave her a record deal to keep her from embarrassing them more than she already had growing up rich….

I used to hate on her pretty aggressively when she was at her most popular, but I guess she’s basically disappeared, so it’s not worth hating on her at all….who fucking cares…

The truths is that I call her a rich kid, but according to revisionist history WIKIPEDIA, her dad was a pantomime actor….and star……which doesn’t sound so lucrative, unless he had important friends in the scene who would help his kids out, or he was a sugar baby to someone who was more connected like the mom who was a producer on some hit movies like Shaun of the Dead, but that could have been after Lily Allen, so maybe she was the one with the money….with the connections, either way, second generation entertainment industry…

Over the decades she’s been around we’ve seen her shitty tits, now she’s happy by the tree in a slutty dress that may be pre-coitus, who cares….it’s Lily Allen….some 40 year old mom….boring.

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Lily Allen is trying to seduce us like the time she got that abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage to get all that sympathy….even though we were all stoked that she wasn’t reproducing…unfortunately the abortion wasn’t botched and she has had a series of what look like handicapped children…but the uterus is clearly screaming to be filled with semen as she produces the weirdest sexts around…it’s like get this bitch on Reddit or something to learn how selfie porn is done…fucking boomer…

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Lily Allen Nipples weren’t good when she was famous….and they aren’t good now, a decade later, after having a bunch of kids…

I don’t even know what to say about Lily Allen, because I forgot she existed…I mean I could be positive and say she looks less dumpy than she did when she was famous…but she’s still fucking gross so I don’t se how that is really that positive…

I could just put these up and let you come to your own conclusion…

I guess this is like all women, thanks to the internet, they’ve found a second life, a second attempt at doing things they think are important….cuz they think they are important…releasing new albumbs and trying to make more money because it is out there to be made…and the fans eat it up…even if it’s gross…

I will say, any woman willing to put her tits out there…is worth looking at and worth treating like a fashion icon or innovator…cuz we like tits.

So that’s about all I can do right here, right now, with Lily Allen….did I mention Ryan Seacrest’s Favorite Oscar Party Game is “How far can you hide the Oscar in Your Closet Case Ass before you bleed…”

That’s all there is to that.

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Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her and that conversation soon after and I am only remembering it now that I am looking at her nipple….

I used to get a lot of hate mail back when people read the site about Lily Allen, because I wrote something about her miscarriage being an abortion or something like that…and women hate when you say a miscarriage is an abortion…it’s considered heartless and misogynistic, instead of a practical way to get rid of a kid you don’t want without pissing off all the anti abortion people…

I don’t even remember my own joke, it was years ago but as it turns out – the stars have aligned and she flashed her nipple on snapchat and reminded how much I don’t give a fuck about Lily Allen

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