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2017

17

Jul

Lindsey Von Ass in Pants of the DAy

Lindsey Vonn is a thick ass, thick legged, pro skier, Olympic dream and for that reason alone, she only dates black guys, as they are athletic and can hit the spot, you know that white guys are incapable of hitting, with their pathetic small white guy dicks, and white guy empowerment, and white guy lack of appreciation for a strong woman who can squat alot, very fast, for a long period of time, and that they are too busy to handle, or fuck back hard enough for her callused ass to feel anything under all that muscle tissue…

I am a fan, mainly because I grew up with pro skier chicks and none looked this good with a cameltoe at a kids event…showing tits at a kids event…because internet porn makes kids sluttier and see through is the norm…

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2017

06

Jul

Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT….

She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body.

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2017

30

May

Lindsey Vonn is a Skier of the Day

Lindsay Vonn posted a butt shot to get back at Tiger Woods – you know give his creepy perv ass a little DIG knowing he was drunk with hookers when he got his DUI like the mess that he is…because Lindsey Vonn used to fuck him…for a while really…

Her ass looks good, all that musculature, that will soon become disgusting as she starts training for the 2018 games we can assume this ski beast will be in…as they do…you know if she hasn’t got too into being a sugar baby in LA posing in bikinis, which is less work…and effort and there’s less disappointment when you fail..because another rich guy will scoop you up…

Typically, I am terrified of the tree trunk legs of a skier, I grew up with that shit…but this looks pretty alright to me…

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2016

28

Nov

Lindsey Von’s Fit Athlete Bikini Body of the Day

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Last week, Lindsey Vonn, your Olympian, made headlines because she gave thanks to her boyfriend, who happens to be another light skinned black man, because as they say, once you go back, you never go back…and she’s just being a cliche…

Now she’s in recover from some injury she had surgery for, and her body is fucking rippped…skiing goddess with the strong legs she can bounce up and down on black dick with, and probably does, because that’s why they keep coming around..if you’ve ever fucked a skier, or really any bitch with strong legs, as most Canadians have, since we only get around on skis and skates, you will know their ability to smash the fuck out of your balls with their pussy is legendary and worth hanging out at the ski shack drinking hot chocolate all day waiting for them to come in wearing their spandex outfits all fucking pumped up and testosterone filled – ready to fuck….if you’re strong enough to wrestle them into the back of your snowcat..,it’s called a little apres ski the way it was intended to be…If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…just look at Lindsey Vonn, your American ski hero and her fit as fuck body – it’s hot to me…so should be to you…since I’m the only person reading this.

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2016

06

Oct

Lindsey Vonn’s Inner Thighs of the Day

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The highlight of this Lindsey Vonn going to the Late Show to promote some bullshit – because she’s an Olympic winner and in that alone, you have to listen, even if her personal brand image is less about skiing, and more about living in LA, with bleached blond hair, and slutty instagram whore tactics and outfit…is her inner thighs..her strong skiing inner thighs…that we can assume TIGER took at least one bite of…

She has recently written a book – or someone wrote a book on her plight as a skier…living the hard life on the slopes in sleepy ski towns…and going to the olympics once every four years…a book that I am sure isn’t about the challenges of dating Tiger Woods Whore Fucker….or a step by step guide to keep your whore fucking man engaged in your sex…it starts in lower body strength and an ability to bounce up and down on a cock all day everyday…thanks to a level of horniness high testosterone from sex brings….

Here’s a caption she posted to this nude ski porn pic….


Well guys, it’s finally here! After a year and a half of hard work and a lot of personal growth, tomorrow my book will officially be sold in stores AND I’m starting my book tour! It’s taken me 31 years to finally be confident with my body and who i am, and I can’t wait to share this with you!

Here are those inner skier thighs….

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2016

22

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Posts a Ripped Leggings Butt Shot in Squat Picture of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn, who I guess has hooker-like sex, because she was able to keep Tiger Woods interested in her for a period of time, probably thanks to her strong legs and ass due to Olympic skiing, and the jacked up testosterone it causes, making her a tyrant with her pussy, the kind of girl you start trying to avoid because she just wants to fuck and you can’t take it anymore…you’re all fucked out…you have other shit to do like watch TV or eat or some shit…there is such thing as a girl wanting too much sex, but maybe I only like girls who don’t like me…or having sex with me…

WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that Lindsey Vonn is on the sublte slutty in LA hustle for fans and audience by showing anus, or butt holes in her pants – because it’s not that slutty, but still slutty enough, for a slut, who was a slut for Tiger Woods…

From bikini, to panty flashes, to work out porn…she’s on a mission…

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2016

08

Aug

Lindsey Vonn Olympic Ass on All Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

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That is Lindsey Vonn’s powerful ass from the ski hill has made a move to LA after getting what we can assume is AIDS from Tiger Woods. That was herearly attempt to rebrand from the powerful ass from the Ski Hill to the slut that can tame a hooker fucker….and move to LA to be a slutty rich housewife…who unlike other slutty housewives – has Olympic gold…

It’s an Olympic year, so she’s gotta get out there as the paparazzi will be looking at all past Olympians – bother summer and winter – for any pictures they can spin into an Olympic related story.

So she’s taking her powerful ass in a skimpy bathing suit out for the paparazzi, crawling around in FUCK POSITION, which happen to be some of the best poses we can thank her training – not as an Olympic Atlhete but as a slut for creating….

We can assume, based on look and overall vibe of Lindsey Vonn, that this skier is rebranding as slut…Olympic Athlete is just not sex enough – and sex sells – it gets followers and rich husbands – while high testosterone, strong legs from a skier have always had a high sex drive but Olympic skier is up there with “she’s got a dick clit”…in terms of hot nd the only way to regulate that is to bust out them tits or ass…

Good times. Olympic dreams.

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Here’s her panty flash….she’s on a mission…

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Here’s a pull up…

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2016

18

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Spreading Her Legs Like She Did for Tiger of the Day

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I lived in ski country – around ski people – who love skiing – so I’ve always known who
Lindsey Vonn is. I’ve always heard her name brought up and I’ve always heard people say “she’s the hot skier who wins”…but I never really took it too seriously – since no skier that I’ve ever met – from low level ski instructor to ski racer – has been hot – they always liked to fuck, they were like dudes, with massive legs and at the time I was at the ski hill at 18-19 working as a janitor – terrifying.

But Lindsey Vonn knew her fame was dwindling, that she was old, and that it was important for her to really explore her sexuality, or market her sexuality, showing off that she’s got a pussy that she likes getting fucked, or that she’s got sex appeal that are beyond just having the ability to blow out your dick by bouncing on it – like a skier is built to do…

So she dated Tiger Woods amongst all the heat he was getting for fucking hookers and the last month – she’s been trying to be sex in public for the paparazzi – in bathing suits or slutty dresses or whatever this is – really announcing / introducing her vagina to the world…saying “follow me on instagram, I’m slutty and you like slutty”…so that she can cash the fuck in – because who the fuck cares about pro skiers – no one. No one cares abotu pro skiers.

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2016

14

Jul

Even Lindsey Vonn is Whoring of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn may be an American ski hero….she’s won at least on Olympic Gold…which may not be Picaboo Street level American Ski Hero….but still an American Hero none the less, but like all of these semi famous women, who have some level of sex appeal, she’s decided to fixate on that – instead of her athletic ability – because that’s the world we live in.

I am not sure if it has to do with dating Tiger Woods who whored her up because he likes whores, or maybe she realizes that skiing isn’t really known for the pussy, and as someone who has been on ski hills in Canada, the girls are big legged and horny and they do fuck while touring ski town to ski town like little freaks, but they are generally not what you’d want to fuck if you had the choice to fuck….you wouldn’t even jerk off to them like they were gymnasts, or beach vollywball players…

But the last few weeks she’s been in LA, showing off her body, and now she’s at an event in bikini bottoms…at 31…acting like she’s not 31…in some kind of breakdown…making me think that maybe at our core, or at the core of all women…they just want to be something dudes jerk off to….

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2015

18

Nov

Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

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Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes…

She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch…

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2013

09

Dec

Lindsey Vonn’s Ripped Olympic for The Red Bulletin Body of the Day

Lindsay Vonn is an Olympian who has sex with Tiger Woods because I guess she likes billionaires whether they fuck hookers or not. I mean there could be way worse things in life than a billionaire who fucks hookers…like maybe a billionaire who fucks trannies…or a billionaire who fucks little kids…or a billionaire who murders homeless people and fucks their bodies who no one notices gone mission….

I mean, she’s a pro skier, and pro skiers, who are built like tanks kinda act like dudes and are around dudes all the time that they get dudes…because they are practically dudes….which may not be the hottest thing, but when showing up in lingerie, it doesn’t seem so bad…a thick and muscular and ready to throw down…all filled with testosterone…

If anything the fact that she dates a dude to begin with is wild in and of itself…meaning she probably bangs the hookers with him…that’s why they work…and who are we to judge….and here she is doing some pre-Olympic media.

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2013

30

May

Lindsey Vonn Skier Bikini Ass of the Day

I have been around ski hills for years…I do live in Canada, snow is all we have…

From my experience, pro skiers…in all their strong legs from squat glory…rarely have sex appeal….even the amateur ski racers are built like pick-up trucks, you know that could probably bounce on your dick for hours, and rip your dick off with pussy muscles, but that you’d probably need to trick yourself into getting hard for by doing some visualization exercises or some shit….

Well it turns out that Lindsey Vonn in her bikini is not all bad at all…thick can be a good thing….and not just for kicking me in the balls for sexual purposes.

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2013

16

Jan

Lindsey Vonn Showing Her Skier Body for Outside of the Day

I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married….

At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks…

Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

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2012

16

May

Lindsey Vonn’s Bikini Pictures for Facebook of the Day

Lindsey Vonn is some 27 year old Olympic skier….something that doesn’t turn me on cuz I’ve been around skiers a long fucking time, I live in Canada…and I have even worked shitty jobs at ski hills….and the pros are all big ass, big leg, monster chicks…..but for some reason I’m not offended by these Lindsey Vonn bikin i pics…and that reason is fitness….you see cuz a fit chick, even if bigger, is substantially hotter than a sloppy chick…unless that sloppy chick is sloppy from an eating disorder and is weak….because that”s my favorite…..skin and bones motherfucker…skin and bones….

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2010

19

Nov

Lindsey Vonn Does the Sharon Stone of the Day

I live in Canada. I have lived in ski country Canada. I am pretty much an expert on skiing pussy and that is that the best kind of skiing pussy is the kind who is there on a ski trip, whether with family, friends, or school. The kind of girl who thinks it would be fun and ends up on the bunny hill all day, before spending the night in the ski bar getting wasted, soaking in hot tubs and all that other good stuff.

The professional skiing bitches are the worst kind of ski pussy. I’m not talking about weekend instructors who are there to party and fuck, but the racing chicks, you see in the tight outfits training, with goggle tans and legs the size of tree trunks, tits as beefed up as a male body builder, full thickness that allows them to hit their ridiculous speeds. They are never hot or dainty and are really just like dude.

So when I saw Olympic Lindsey Vonn doing the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, I couldn’t get into it, cuz I know when she uncrosses her legs, her rugged ski pussy is something I don’t ever want to see. I saw Ladybug, I know how these things work….

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