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2014

31

Jul

Miranda Kerr Not Topless Enough of 7 for all Mankind of the Day

It is kind of funny to think that two homos are fighting over this girl, considering she’s not even that hot, and there are a million girls out there – that both of them could fuck – even the one who was married to her should know by now that she’s old fucking news. Even the brand that created her knows that she’s old news. She’s just a really really overrated…ex-Victoria’s secret hooker…which is kind of part of the job description, but they don’t really like to advertise it when said hooking happens with dudes who look 14…while you’re married…it’s bad for their “We are in every mall in America catering to everyone in America” branding…in fact they frown on you when you do that…and even fire you when you do that.

That said, she doesn’t need Victoria’s Secret, or Bieber or Orlando Bloom because she’s stillgetting work…this time topless for a Jeans company…just not topless enough because I can’t see her nipples.

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2014

25

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires…

I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy.

Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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2014

12

Jun

Miranda Kerr Titties for The Edit of the Day

If you’ve been wondering what Miranda Kerr has been up to since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for not being the wholesome mom they wanted her to represent, because she was busy being a horrible person banging someone who looked like he still breast fed and needed his mom…a little Bieber 2 years ago…

Well she’s been fucking billionaires as models do, she’s booked some campaigns and is still making money, not that she needs it since she fucks billionaires…and she’s also showing her new fake tits in some random magazine…but without the nipples…because the scars are probably healing…

I don’t know why I’m posting this alien…but I am.

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2014

14

May

Miranda Kerr is Low Maintenance of the Day

She’s so low maintenance that she needs a team of people to make her look like the bitch you see in the pictures…

But more importantly, she’s so low maintenance that billionaires wrestle over her…

Because models are only models in hopes of landing billionaires who want to add them to their collection..

Because billionaires really understand the needs of models, and models understand that billions of dollars buys nice things..

I’ve heard nothing but bad things about Miranda Kerr…and I believe them all..

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2014

02

May

Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse.

Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples…

Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big…

She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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2014

29

Apr

Miranda Kerr’s Vogue Taiwan Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is taking her international modelling to the next level, because she’s really got nothing else going on for her, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, she got dropped by her homosexual coked up baby daddy and husband because he wanted to fuck Justin Bieber and she beat him to it, and she’s taken her whore behavior to the next level now that she doesn’t have a billion dollar brand looking over her every move, and now she is allowed to be the whore she always wanted to be…not that wearing a push up bikini on the cover is porn to anyone, except maybe Muslims…but I know she’s reaching hard as fuck to get all the exposure she can get…this time in Taiwan

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2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

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2014

22

Apr

Miranda Kerr See Through in Elle Spain of the Day

The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention.

It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.

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2014

03

Apr

The Rest of the Miranda Kerr Topless for GQ Pics of the Day

The highlight of Miranda Kerr is not that her ex-husband and baby daddy is rumoured to be fucking Selena Gomez….even though he is gay.

A story that is funny if you know the story behind their break-up and her being fired from Victoria’s Secret.

Which involves her having sex with Justin Bieber, while Selena Gomez was dating him…and the tragedy in all this, is that I know this story exists…

I guess the other highlight is that she is topless in GQ.

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