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2022

31

Oct

Miranda Kerr Cat Woman Bodysuit of the Day

It’s interesting that Billionaire COCK smoker, who always makes sure the cock smoking ends up inside her, in the event that it does stick, it’s a guaranteed revenue stream, an insurance policy if you will, that once you know how to play these rich dudes who want Victoria’s Secret model pussy, you can make things REAL fucking lucrative, so that when you come out of the woodwork in a costume, for some Halloween costumes, despite basically being invisible since getting the whole SNAP billionaire nerd…..as tight as you possibly can to show off those long skinny legs..

I would want more out of billionaire costumes, but I guess just because you’re a billionaire, doesn’t mean you need to spend more than 1000 dollars on Halloween, you know keep things on budget so that you have money to pay her out when she eventually tries to take you for all you are worth with the billionaire cum eating pussy of hers…

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2022

06

Oct

Miranda Kerr Hides her Cunt of the Day

Miranda Kerr’s a whore that you don’t hear about all too often, I guess after cheating on Orlando Bloom with Bieber when he was barely 18 at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, a story they tried to spin and twist by putting it on Barbara Palvin, only my degenerate friend, who is now a millionaire because he was able to visualize his future when he was in prison for stabbing someone in a good old fashioned gay-bash, had inside scoop in the Australian in LA scene and told me weeks after it happened, which I posted here, but that no one listened, and only cared when it became a blind item on one of those OTHER more reputable blogs, LOSERS, I can have inside scoop as an outsider who lives in another country than these people, because sometimes people like to expose the whores they know and hate and I’m alway willing to help!

Anyway, she went onto fucking some Billionaire Australian who also fucked Mariah Carey, before realizing he was harder to manage than the nerd who founded SNAPCHAT, you know get a billionaire who is likely a virgin, and make them KNOCK you up when you still have some hype of being a VS model!

So she still exists, she is a billionaire’s wife, well taken care of, co-parenting her previous kid with Katy Perry, so you know she’s demonic, and in today’s picture of her, the legs are SPREAD, which we can call her signature move if you’re a billionaire, but if you’re not paying, that big ol’ pussy gets PAY WALLED with an emoji cock block!

I mean, I wonder what level of camel toe she’s hiding, HOW mUCH FLESH is behind that “sticker”, I’ll never know, but it’s been fun revisiting Miranda Kerr’s pussy for OLD TIMES since she’s OLD!

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2022

16

Feb

Miranda Kerr Bikini of the Day

Miranda Kerr the sugar baby who gets it…because she approaches life with the simple attitude of “I was in Victoria’s Secret, Millionaires are So Boring, Weak and not actual winners, therefore I deserve the best and thus only date billionaires”….

She did her bottom feeding, probably literally, since actors are weird with Orlando Bloom when she was at her hottest….

An Australian billionaire I once knew told me how she cheated on Bloom with Bieber after a Victoria’s Secret fashion show before that story actually got leaked…it was my first and only EXCLUSIVE….and NO ONE fucking cared…because I am not a serious person, this is not a news site, I just shit post all day….

Then she ended up with a billionaire with a cool fucking yacht, which I guess didn’t work out because there was some billionaire drama there…that may have involved Mariah Carey…so she went for the younger, fresher billionaire who created SNAPCHAT….YOU KNOW because that NERD understood the power of
I only date billionaires…and now that NERD can show you all the amazing things that money can buy when you produce a cultural relevant sexting app that probably saved every nude ever sent and pretended it vanished…a scam, probably, but that’s the whole tech hustle…..and by all the amazing things I mean a still skinny VS model we’ve all forgotten about because she was being BRED for guaranteed child support payments…she’s a pro.

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2022

07

Feb

Model Asses of the Day

Here’s some Model Asses from an event since Model Asses is a fetish to those of you into the whole model thing, you know the still into the traditional unrealistic expectations of women, needed to make the normies you have sex with or want to have sex feel insecure about themselves so that they have sex with you, knowing they can’t do better because they are not Model Asses….one of those if everyone had a Model Ass….the only people fucking out there would be people worth 100 million dollars…since Model Asses know their Model Ass worth.

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2021

28

Apr

Miranda Kerr Fucks the Couch Like It Was a Billionaire of the Day

I actually forgot that Miranda Kerr existed, but when I saw these pics of her laying on a couch, pussy down, ass up, I thought of those girls on reddit who hump pillows because it’s a thing….but also that she was fucking this couch like it was one of her billionaires…you know cuz she’s been knocked up at least once, maybe twice from the Snap founder and billionaire, who likely thought she was the hottest Victoria’s Secret model of her era, so he bought her.

It was a while ago, but when you’re getting fucked into pregnancy from a billionaire, you don’t need to do brand deals, even with brands who created you….you just fuck the billionaire….and now she’s here fucking the couch…as a reminder that she’s won…..I mean he wasn’t even her first billionaire penis and he may not be the last because when you’re in the scene…you don’t interact with non billionaires…it’s an exclusive club they only let SOME women into….if they pass all the billionaire tests…in their billionaire penis scavenger hunt, obstacle course, initiation process.

What I am trying to say is that she’s still looking good, having access to billions of dollars helps that.

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2017

18

Sep

Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day

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The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them….

That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker..

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…

I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11.

Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money.

Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before….

1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you.

2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price.

3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back….

7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs….

8- MARRY HIM….

9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out..

Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi…

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2017

12

Jul

Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day

I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11.

Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..

1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you.

2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price.

3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back….

7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs….

8- MARRY HIM….

9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out..

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2016

28

Sep

Miranda Kerr Getting Out of a Car of the DAy

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Billionaire hooker Miranda Kerr who has been passed around the billionaire circle for a while now…has had her fake tits make some appearances the last few days because that’s what a prostitute to billionaires does with her time….and she’s

She’s damaged goods, not only because she’s old and a divorcee with a kid, but even the brand she worked with that created her wanted nothing to do with her and threw her in the trash…but billionaires, for some reason, a reason I call Australian manipulation and trickery like the criminals they are, manipulate their way onto the cocks and never fucking leave….forcing them to propose to her and giving her the dream life she thinks she deserves…because she’s a model..

I have no idea why the dude from Snapchat, who is probably socially awkward, with an ego, because he created such a massive thing…worth billions…would bother with old fucking news. Maybe he jerked off to her as a kid, maybe she’s made him think she’s status because those herpes are from other famous people…but dude can marry any hot model….ones currently working and celebrated…or just starting out…to hop on the train when it’s already in station ready to be dismantled makes zero fucking sense…it’s likely a sexually dysfunction or maybe he’s gay…

Who knows…but here’s Billionaire hooker getting out of a car like Billionaire hookers do…

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2016

30

Aug

Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her.

I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better…

These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there…

She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously…

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2016

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

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Miranda Kerr…looking good…

I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck…

So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice…

ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor….

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