I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage….

She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut…

Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut…

I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT …

But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to….

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Miranda Kerr, finally free from the devil at Victoria’s Secret, has done a photoshoot for V Magazine, and decided to post it to her social media, all bootyful and amazing….because guess what, there is life after the oppressor, corporate demon that has you locked down in prison….cuz when you look like Miranda Kerr, lots of other people will want to pay you to get half naked, and even if they don’t, you can just take selfies like everyone else…Yay…

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Here is some High Fashion athletics starring Miranda Kerr, ex Victoria’s Secret model, mom and wife to an actor, doing sports all glamorous and shit, which is the only way I really like seeing girls do sports, you know cuz otherwise they look like fucking dykes, and no one like dykes, not even dykes….because they are too manly for their lesbian penis hating ways….shit….

I like my women either skinny via fitness, because for some reason working out is the hottest shit to see a girl do, all sweaty vaginaed in yoga pants, or skinny due to drugs, starvation and too week to run.

But I don’t mind when they get all dressed up and pretend to do sports, at least not when they are Miranda Kerr, because this Vogue shoot is turning me on.

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Sure she’s not half naked, like you’d expect from a bikini/lingerie model, but I guess she is modeling Flight Attendant uniforms, and no one has made an ideal airline where the girls are babes half naked serving you endless drinks. In fact, every time I have traveled, the flight attendants have been old fucking hags, union workers, who sit in the back of the plane and gossip about other flight attendants, instead of living up the 1940s aviation dream of models working the aisles for your comfort, safety and enjoyment, even though they look like they may have been working in the 40s, at least based on their sex appeal.

That said, the Qantas airline uniform, straight from Australia, has a Film Noir, Carmen Sandiego, spy vibe to it, and if you pretend that she’s wearing nothin’ underneath, shit’s fucking erotic while waiting to board the plane and not get peanuts cuz kids have weak immune systems and fucked that up for us.

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I have grown into becoming a Miranda Kerr fan, when she first hit the scene her weird broad face through me off, but her fit body that was shoved down my throat so many fucking times, made me used to it, and if anything the brainwashing marketing powers of the evil underwear empire, have made me think faces like this are the norm, and every other girl, who has an average width face is a fucking freak…..

But I’m not a fan of this shit for Mango, a shitty clothing line, with shiity products, and even shittier creative direction, for a shitty shoot, that could have had a lot more Miranda Kerr in positions that give me boners, despite being a housewife mom, cuz she’s usually got that spell over me.

It’s Boring. I’m posting it anyway.

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Marriage is disgusting. The whole prison life sentence concept of marriage is disgusting. Having a fantasy built around girls in wedding night lingerie, especially from Victoria’s secret discount bin is disgusting.

If you’re marrying a bitch who can’t even shell out more that 5 for 20 dollars, midddle of the road suburban underwear on her wedding night underwear, or if you’re marrying a chick in anything but crotchless panties, or no panties, you’ve failed.

For some reason, Miranda Kerr, a married chick, dressed like she’s getting married a second time, cuz she didn’t have enough the first time, is not disgusting.

I guess when it comes to marriage, it’s not so bad if the bear trap is on some other suckers balls and you’re just movin’ in on the pussy while he’s busy avoiding her nagging bitch who he resents marrying ways.

This post has expanded my mind.

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Miranda Kerr is in Vogue Australia and she’s in a bikini top in one of the pictures.

I probably shouldn’t pay attention to things like this, I am sure there are many better things for me to be doing with my time….Like looking at pics of Miranda Kerr naked, or half naked, in the hundreds of posts I have done on her….but for some reason, I’m sucked into this one, maybe cuz it’s for a magazine that drops in April, making me feel like I am Michael J Fox, pre-shakes, traveling into the future, without getting off my fucking couch.

Here are the pics

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Miranda Kerr, like all hookers, is peddling some bullshit, that she probably gets a percentage of sales on, because why the fuck not use you celebrity like you were Diddy and branch out in everything to push the 100,000,000 dollar mark….cuz getting paid 10 million a year to just pose for Victoria’s Secret, isn’t challenging enough, and when you’re a model the window is only so big…that you gotta plan for a retirement…and who the fuck cares…it involves her posting pics of herself in the shower in a bikini like we are in High School….at a party…where the girls aren’t quite ready to throw down…but are interested in the concept of showering with you…at least that’s how it played out for me….but now, if a shower opportunity arrises amongst friends…I don’t do this PG shit…I demand nudity…the way showers are meant to be had…

I also thew in some Vogue Australia pics cuz she’s lovely to look at….

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Miranda Kerr is a fucking jerk…she went to the trouble of posting this awesome pic of her topless in the ocean….living the life of luxury that girls dream of….but can’t pull off cuz they are ratchet, haggard, and not Miranda Kerr….all romantic, sun soaked with her titties out….but they edited the shit so that I can’t imagine breast feeding…which is something I love doing…what a fucking bummer….I’d say she’s gotta redeem herself….but the truth is…her titties are already all over the internet…you just gotta LOOK FOR IT making this cock teasing activity…not as bad as it initially made me…. I forgive her.

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Miranda Kerr is on the beach doing some photoshoot for some random shit I don’t care about….but do care that Miranda Kerr is in it… modeling in some see thru looking outfit with some white looking panties under it…and not only because white looking panties get see thru when wet…but because Miranda Kerr you see because when it comes to Miranda Kerr – I would be into her wearing a snow suit….

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Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing….

All this to say…I’m a fan.

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