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2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

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2014

22

Apr

Miranda Kerr See Through in Elle Spain of the Day

The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention.

It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.

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2014

03

Apr

The Rest of the Miranda Kerr Topless for GQ Pics of the Day

The highlight of Miranda Kerr is not that her ex-husband and baby daddy is rumoured to be fucking Selena Gomez….even though he is gay.

A story that is funny if you know the story behind their break-up and her being fired from Victoria’s Secret.

Which involves her having sex with Justin Bieber, while Selena Gomez was dating him…and the tragedy in all this, is that I know this story exists…

I guess the other highlight is that she is topless in GQ.

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2014

31

Mar

Miranda Kerr for May’s GQ UK of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her…

And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret..


On being more confident about sex:
“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.”

Here are the pics.

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2014

21

Mar

Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok:

With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is…

All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants…

But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended…

But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

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2014

07

Mar

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

I can’t really look at Miranda Kerr the same way since finding out she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Bieber, even when I have been told by people who have had sex with Bieber, including but not limited to pornstars, that Bieber has a massive penis, because Bieber, even when jacked, looks like this hairless 12 year old, that like the dude at the stripclub who was making out with the dyke who was built and dressed like a 13 year old boy, would require a fucking weirdo to get down with…

But she does have a banging body…and I mean as a panty model, that’s what matters, what she sticks in her ass or vagina, really doesn’t…even if it should…

So here is what I’ve been told is a horrible fucking person, Miranda Kerr, doing some underwear campaigning…

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2014

26

Feb

Miranda Kerr Slut in Shoes of the Day

My favorite thing about Miranda Kerr isn’t that she was a wide faced bikini model…but rather that she had sex with Justin Bieber and got fired for it over a year ago…ending her marriage and her career with Victoria’s Secret…that some serious sacrifice to make to get some Bieber dick, which I’ve heard from porn stars I know is a huge penis but still attached to a vile dude who looks 8…

I guess what I am saying is that, this bitch is a sexual deviant, and you may see pink shoes in a slutty pose…while all I see is a misappropriated porn chick…since the model thing pays more..

Good times.

Here some Drunk Bieber video footage TMZ released today as a tribute to Miranda Kerr getting fucked by him….

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2014

17

Feb

Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got…

Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

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2014

07

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Mirror Selfie of the Day

Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare…

You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras…

Good times.

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2013

20

Dec

Miranda Kerr Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…

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2013

20

Dec

Miranda Kerr VS Winter of the Day

I know that Miranda Kerr doesn’t matter. I mean she isn’t even good enough for Victoria’s Secret, Orlando Bloom but more importantly, even Bieber treated her like a jump off he fucked for a night and threw out the next day like kitchen trash, despite her fucking him causing a domino affect that touched every aspect of her life….from home, to public image, to work…one night in Bieber and BOOM! horrible consequences ensue…

But she is in NYC, and it is snowing in NYC, yet she staged some pics with the paparazzi walking around without a jacket, you know so all the moms out there can say “you’re gonna catch cold sweetheart”…while all the guys say “why aren’t your nipples hard”…while everyone else just remembers that there is one thing that doesn’t get cold in winter and that’s whores.

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2013

11

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Titties and a Hat for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

Harper’s Bazaar and Miranda Kerr released these pics of her topless in Harper’s Bazaar the day after the Victoria’s Secret on purpose..because the Victoria’s Secret model who got fired for fucking Bieber last year….is an interesting storyline to milk, especially when she’s showing of her mom nipples Bieber came all over…or sucked on while calling her mommy because he’s one of those weirdo mommy boys who was sold by his mommy to Usher for sex and pop music leaving him all fucked up…but this isn’t about Bieber…or the girls he fucks because he is richer than god…even if that’s creepy as fuck to the average person who thinks he looks 12 and this Miranda Kerr is on some pedo shit.

It is about Miranda Kerr who keeps holding the fuck on…and if it involves model tits…it’s good enough for me….shot by Terry Richardson…Titties for Fashion…

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2013

27

Nov

Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day


Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores…

So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

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2013

25

Nov

Miranda Kerr and Justin Beiber’s Date Night of the Day

I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber…

I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day.

The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers…

Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce…

But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck…

Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from.

Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

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2013

13

Nov

Miranda Kerr Showing You Where Bieber Put It of the Day

Miranda Kerr had sex with Justin Bieber because her husband is gay.

It got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, because it happened on their time…and they can’t have the wholesome mom with an A-List Disney husband pulling shit like that…it reflects badly on the brand especially to the Christians…

That’s why she had a one-year deal to stay with Bloom…and not announce their split..it was in the payout package of her employment contract…guaranteed…because their shit was announced pretty much 1 year to the date the show was shot last year…

It doesn’t really matter, the cat is out of the bag, but now while the VS models prepare their big show….Miranda Kerr is wearing sex shop dresses like a hooker, I guess that’s Bieber’s fetish…and showing the world where Bieber stuck it in…

She started as a VS model..now she’s here…hitting rock bottom slowly…because all good things come to an end…and your soul dies…the second you bang a Bieber…

I like failures…I’m into where this is going….

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