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2015

28

Aug

Gold Digger’s View of the Day

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If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career….

You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling…

The above picture would be your view….

If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for…

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2015

25

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Legs of the Day

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Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock…

Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs…

Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby…

It’s pretty basic…

I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst…

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2015

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr and the Snapchat Dude of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is one of those models who dates “billionaires” not “millionaires”…because I guess she’s attracted to their good looks, social skills, and personality…you know…not their money…it’s just an absolute coincidence that her last two or three lovers have been billionaires…

That’s not to say that the Snapchat dude, who I think is 24 years old, isn’t a brilliant mind who created an app for people to sext, that on top of all the nudes he’s seen, and saved on his servers when they “dissolve into space”, has also become a billionaire a few times over…that’s not to say he’s not cool, or fun to be around, or manipulative, evil and gets what he wants…I mean he’s a fucking billionaire….his last girlfriend got the Snapchat logo tattooed on her, clearly he’s a winner…

That is to say that Miranda Kerr is a hooker. It’s the oldest profession.

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2015

17

Jul

Miranda Kerr Spread Legged in Grazia France of the DAy

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I hear if you pay Miranda Kerr 1,000,000 dollars for a night….or if you’re Justin Bieber….or if you’re a billionaire….she’ll do this pose she’s doing in Grazia France….without the white bathing suit on, but with more actual unprotected penetration…

But those are just rumors…Rumors are never real stories based on truth..

She’s a million dollar a year model, what’s she need more money, or rich dudes in exchange for penetration that makes her feel pretty for…you know like a high level sugar baby….I mean her alimony check and child support check from Orlando Bloom must be hefty enough to survive the good life, why would she want more…

Oh right, cuz she’s a vapid cunt, like so many girls who pose for photographers and who define themselves as that being their career…and not just a joke amongst friends like “I can’t beleive I get money and flown around the world to pose in my underwear…score”…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in Grazia France…spread legged….and what it comes down to – is – who fucking cares abotu Miranda Kerr….

Here’s an instagram pic she just posted..if you look close enough you can see some of the damage left from the shredding of her vagina when she had a kid for money and to increase her profile as a model…a kid I assume she’s a great, actively involved mother with..

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2015

07

Jul

Miranda Kerr for Trends Health Magazine of the Day

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I asked my facebook friends about a rumor I had heard about a Victoria’s Secret model…basically the rumor is that it is a known fact that one fo the VS model…past or present…recently accepted 1,000,000 dollars to have sex, we’re talking one night, with a very very rich dude who can afford to drop a million dollars on a pussy…

I heard the guy was fat and disgusting, clearly if he’s willing to pay a model a million dollars, he’s slimey as fuck…

Eveyrone on Facebook called out Miranda Kerr as the girl who did it…

Now I’ve heard all kinds of rumors about her, from Fucking Bieber, to other billionares in her baby daddy circle…throwing away her contract…but a high paid escort, who we would all fuck for one night foa a million dollars, but is still a fucking escort…is just the next level of obvious, expected, considering everything, but still trashy, which I guess comes with the territory…I mean she’s hot bodied, has good fake tits, but that doesn’t mean she’s a self respecting lady…or classy…I mean she’s Australian…you know how Australians are…

That said, here she is in a magazine, because Magazine appearances are key to getting million dollar sex offers…and million dollar sex offers are pretty fucking awesome for any girl..

I never pay more than 100 dollars.

Update – my friend gets mad when I call her tits real due to this pic:

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2015

22

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Got Some Legs of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is showing off her sugar baby legs….because they are ridiculous and amazing…but most importantly…used by billionaires as a runway for their mouths while landing into her pussy…

I don’t think anyone blames her. All girls love money….and their level of hotness and relevance directly correlates to the richness level of the guys they are with…I mean to a certain extent…these girls are superficial so they go for the rich / good looking, not too old dudes…not necessarily the richest dudes…but you get what I am saying here…and that is even the local college girl is willing to get paid to fuck a dude for a Louis Vuitton purse…or her rent paid…Miranda Kerr just does it with billionaires, since she’s not a starving student but rather..a millionaire lingerie model…

Either way…legs…that have been rumored to have fucked Bieber…which is way less weird than being legs that married a gay Australian actor and having his kid….before getting fired from the one job she ever really had…that allowed her to sugar baby with confidence…like “I can afford my own life, I’m with him cuz I like him”…

Who cares.

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2015

29

May

Miranda Kerr for W Korea of the DAy

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Miranda Kerr still exists…so there is life after the organized crime ring of Victoria’s Secret…but more importantly, there is life after cheating on your probably gay husband Orlando Bloom, with Justin Bieber, in some pervert Australian sexual deviant with too much money, who likes to party hard because that’s what Australians do, whether they are models or not…and that life consists of the Asian market, but also billionaires who “date her”…and by “date her”…I mean have her on Payroll because all billionaires want Victoria’s Secret models to add to their collection of pussy they have been up inside…you know like a conversation piece for their weirdo rich person self involved conversations….

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2015

15

May

Miranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day

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The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they found it fucking hysterical…I mean what a stupid reason to get fired from pretty fucking easy marketing and money for yourself…one night with a twink..what the fuck…what an idiot..

That said, she’s faded into obscurity, despite having new tits…and being the spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret’s low level competition and icecream…and here she is showing her tits…but more interestingly…showing a slit in her dress…high enough for us to see where Bieber marked his territory before destroying her career with his dick…

She’s still hot…but I like stutty moms…so I’m biased…

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2015

04

May

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini Top for Some Brand of the Day

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I think there is a Cher song that goes “Do you believe in life after getting drunk and fucking Justin Bieber at the end of a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, while being married to a homosexual actor who got you to America thanks to legitimizing that relationship with a kid, only to be fired by Victoria’s Secret because they are a Jewish brand that pretend to be a Christian Brand…since all the white trash that buy their smutty, sweatshop made shit, are poor and poor people love the fucking church…

That said, I could be wrong, I was never much of a Cher fan…even when crawling all over the place in sheer lingerie at the age of 60…30 years ago…

I guess I’m not as homo as writing a blog about these people makes me look…cuz Homos fucking love Cher…

Either way, Miranda Kerr is still working…and in a bikini top…and has tits…yay.

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2015

16

Feb

Miranda Kerr Shows You How to Catch Billionaires of the Day

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This is the position Miranda Kerr gets in whenever she sees a billionaire, hoping to get them trapped and lodged in her pussy, so that they become addicted to her and can ever run away, in what some call “the program”, where billionaires seek models to validate their billions, and models seek billionaires, to pay them child support and alimony while living the good life…

This is the bend over and bride, to put your pussy first out into the world, so that it hopefully sucks in any life that comes near it…

The whole thing is a science that you learn at the modeling agencies when you’re 16.

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2015

11

Feb

Miranda Kerr Topless for “LOVE” of the Day

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Miranda Kerr gets a lot of credit for being the weird faced – ex Victoria’s Secret model, who I heard directly through a friend of a friend who knew her manager that she fucked Justin Bieber and that’s why she got fired. The story broke months after I posted it, because I get all the scoop about people I don’t know or care about….

Well, since Bieber killed her million dollar a year contract, she’s gone onto great things like becoming a billionaires girlfriend….a divorcee…and the face of wonderbra….and now she’s topless in LOVE magazine, like she was Kim Kardashian….what can’t she do…

Here are this pics:

Here’s Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar

It amazes me that people care about her.

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2015

23

Jan

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Lingerie Modeling Work of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret reject, but not really, because before she got fired for fucking Justin Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show a few years ago, they made her a huge fucking star….but with all huge fucking stars, they lose sight of the privileged life they have, they feel untouchable, then they do stupid fucking things like give into their perversion, and fuck 18 year old hugely famous boys, without realizing that there could be consequences for her pervert, sexual deviant ass…

But the good news is that Victoria’s Secret are the industry leaders, and all these other latch-on brands who took a backseat to Victoria’s Secret in the mid 80s…will dig through their trash and scoop up any of their unwanted scraps hoping it is the missing piece in their program to get back on top….

And the reality is, they are probably all made by the same factories in third world countries…and all this is just flash in the pan to confuse you into thinking it matters…

But I’ll post the pics anyway…

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2015

09

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Harper’s Bazaar of the DAy

Miranda Kerr is on the program. The program is what I call girls who become models in order to date rich dudes because rich dudes are better than poor dudes, even if the models themselves already have a million dollars or more in the bank, despite being fired by their big earning client, because they had sex with Beiber….so basically she’s been out of Victoria’s Secret for 2 years now, and that means fucking Bieber cost her 3 million dollars or more, so in a way, she paid to have sex with Beiber…what a freak..

The good news is that this Single Mother will be fine…and there are billionaires willing to pick up the pieces of her broken heart…and finance a life of luxury…because when you’re a model with a 10 year long career, what the fuck else are you gonna do with yourself….

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2014

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr in Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…

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2014

26

Nov

Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s Secret, who has since been forced to figure out this cold scary world all alone, if you consider dating billionaire boyfriends who probably pay her lots of money, thanks to having some level of success, fame, money and child support, of her own, making her essentially a prostitute….I think she’ll be ok…at least looking at her ass in Glamour Spain…

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