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2016

12

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”…

It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already…

I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy….

My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind…

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2016

05

Feb

Billionaire Hooker Miranda Kerr in Yoga Pants of the Day

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In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, because she only fucks billionaires, there’s a reason for that, it’s called being a hooker, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profiled brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….

The fourth thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

Part of that is instagram YOGA pics…

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2016

04

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

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It is safe to say that Miranda Kerr is totally overrated….but more interestingly, she’s been able to maintain her career as an underwear model due to some strategic moves, including but not limited to wanting billionaire boyfriends to date her, and billionaire boyfriends only like legit models…so they have to at least seemingly work….all while leveraging her Victoria’s Secret career, and pawning it off to some other brand, that I guess felt they could get the spill over of Victoria’s Secret dollars at a budget price…..knowing she’ll be known for Victoria’s Secret, but the association to their brand, will get into the minds of retard bra shoppers….

It’s like when you fuck your friend’s girlfriend after he trained her to give head or take it up the ass properly, you know he put in the work ,and effort and what he fought for has become her standard sex moves…you’ll always know he was there first and people remember her as his girl….but you’re the one with your dick in her ass, covered in her poo, feeling like you’ve won…if only it didn’t smell so bad….but the underwear modeling version…

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2015

15

Dec

Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is who I like to call the the Sugar Babies of the year. That’s a polite way of saying “Money Grubbing Hooker”…because she had a legit million dollar or more a year modeling career after getting knocked up by a famous Australian actor because she was working the scene as a low hanging fruit Australian model…who know the right people to get access to Orlando Bloom’s sperm that made a baby no one talks about…

I’ve been told by people who work with her management that she’s the fucking worst. A diva, a bitch, a cunt…they were the same people who told me she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Bieber…while married…which turned out to be an actual story a few months later…that no one really cared about, since it is Miranda Kerr and no one cares about her..

That said, she’s gone on to work for a few brands after Victoria’s Secret, because I guesss there is life after Victoria’s Secret, but more interestingly..she has dated at least 3-4 billionaires…bcause when you’re Victoria’s Secret model on your resume model, you can command more for your man than a low level instagram model..

I guess one of the steps in her staying relevant enough as a model to keep her billionaire, is doing shoots that get press, in this era that means naked…so here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…without showing her mom pussy…meaning what’s the fucking point…

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2015

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today…

I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best…

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2015

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…

I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin.

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2015

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Thailand of the Day

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Nothing says December 1st like Miranda Kerr boring in Vogue Thailand, that is still Vogue, but may not actually be affiliated with Vogue, due to global copyright laws and thailand, the land of child lady boy sex tourism, may not police it…but to Miranda Kerr, it is still Vogue…because she’s more than just a sugar baby who fucks rich people, but not just any rich people, super billionaire rich people, because she’s vain, an ego, and deserves it..you know just look at her, she’s in obscure market Vogue people…that’s good enough to warrant Snapchat founder throwing a million dollars her way to make her feel special enough to suck his dick all day everyday…because he doesn’t already feel like a fucking hero for scamming the world with his sexting app…

I’m not a hater, I just think Miranda Kerr is dirty and if I was a billionaire tech guy, I’d scour snapchat feeds to find new hot pussy, not tainted by a 10 year career being sucked up to…and fucked by Beiber…

Boring pics…for a boring personality…

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2015

17

Nov

Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…

I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…

Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire….

But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen…

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If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires


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2015

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”…

I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe…

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2015

07

Oct

Miranda Kerr in Tatler Russia of the Day

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Since Victoria’s Secret fired Miranda Kerr for fucking Bieber, she has been dating a series of billionaires, it pays better than that shitty mall brand….She’s currently dating the kid from Snapchat, who will probably delete my snapchat…because I am that relevant…

In doing that we can break down the steps to land a billionare….have been:

1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE
7- Dress SLutty

Today, she’s showing you what I call “getting featured in Tatler Russia”…because Russia has the most billionaires per capita, they love models, and they live large…even though there are so many hot girl in Russia, I guess it’s more exciting for these dudes to lock down an ex Victoria’s Secret model…

I guess this is doing the groundwork for future billionaires when she’s wrapped up with Snapchat Evan…

Here are the pics…

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2015

30

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s How To Get a Billionaire Tip of the Day

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I’ve been doing some very extensive research on Miranda Kerr’s behavior and activities, to come up with a comprehensive course for girls in how to land a billionaire…because Miranda Kerr only fucks with billionaires…it’s good for her ego, finances and offers a lifestyle far superior to millionaires, because billionaires have more money than they know what to do with, more than they can spend, so even if they give her 100,000,000 dollars in the divorce settlement, they’re laughing…better than a prenup with a dude only worth 200,000,000 dollars that you’d probably only get 10 – 20 million out of…

That said:

The steps so far have been:

1-3 Model Legs…. HERE
4- Impress young Billionaire with flexibility HERE
5- Impress young billionaire with magazine coverage HERE
6- Impress young billionare with a Terry Richardson Halloween Shoot HERE

Today, we learn a new step…”Dress slutty, possibly in a sheer dress, to the airport instead of the normal sweat pants, because the paparazzi will release your pictures and maybe sites will pic up the airport look, reminding your billionaire that you’re still hot, you still matter, dudes want to fuck you and you’re jet set on your own, you don’t need his money for airfare, which is better than the other hookers these guys have had on their rise to billionaire status….

All this to say, who takes care of her kid?

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2015

23

Sep

Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue…

Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”…

Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt..

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2015

02

Sep

Miranda Kerr Demonstrates How To Retain the Billionaire of the Day

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As long as Miranda Kerr is in magazines, no matter what the magazine is, it will give said Billionaire she has trapped or is trying to trap, because she knows how to manipulate billionaires, the illusion that the people care about her, that she’s still a relevant model, hell she’s on the cover of a magazine…”my girl is on the cover of a magazine, and at my billionaire level, even if she costs 1 million a year I won’t even notice”….”take that other billionaires”….”Hey Warren Buffet is your wife on the cover of a magazine”….”what about you Bill Gates…is Melinda half naked sprreading her hooker vag out ther…Didn’t think so”…”what about you Zuckerberg…I’ve seen your creepy asian, she’s no Miranda”…

Kind of rich person thing…

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2015

01

Sep

Miranda Kerr Demonstrates Another Billionaire Trap of the Day

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If you demonstrate flexibility in your everyday life, the billionaire will factor that into your net worth, because every billionaire thinks “the more flexible the better”…or “just imagine what she can do to my dick”…and “do you think she can give me a blow job in that position”….and “of course she can, she is Australian, they are loose and she was married to a homosexual for 5 years when launching her career and increasing her stock price, she knows all the blowjob tricks from watching cabana boys and rent boys do it to him”…

Well maybe not that last part…

But what I do know is that billionaires like to buy Victoria’s Secret models, hundred millionaires like to buy Sports Illustrated models, and millionaires like instagram models where their worth reflects the “model” they gets following….and soccer players like Glamour models….and Kanye West like livestock…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2015

28

Aug

Gold Digger’s View of the Day

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If you figure out a way to manipulate your way to America from Australia through “modeling” and marrying an actor who at the time was very relevant…and with that new found celebrity status secure a contract with a massive brand that at the time was very relevant in terms of the models they chose because instagram didn’t exist and we were forced to go to them for our catalog porn when feeling nostalgic…only to get fired for fucking an 18 year old popstar, ruining her marriage….and leaving her to find for herself in this cold dark rich person world…navigating her way through billionaires…until finally settling on a young one who founded Snapchat and is at the peak of his relevance…while she’s fallin’ off and not just as an inadequate mother who always puts her kids in the kennel, but in her career….

You know…just a gold digging prostitute who has the ability to charge and not feel like a prostitute due to modeling…

The above picture would be your view….

If you’re the gold owner…this would be your view…I mean the PG version before you really get what you pay for…

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