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2016

30

Aug

Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her.

I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better…

These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there…

She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously…

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2016

10

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar Looking Wholesome of the Day

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Miranda Kerr…looking good…

I like how Miranda Kerr is looking wholesome, like the recently engaged mother of one with another dude, who got fired from her last high profile mall brand job for fucking an 18 year old boy after their big show…because ultimately, she’s a trashy Australian who was marketed hot and thus in the right scene to get rich guys to fund her life – or fall in love with her – as she clearly knows how to fuck…

So celebrating this marriage that probably has a great pre-nup hooking her the fuck up – and what does Snapchat billionaire care, he’s so fucking rich from the shit, whatever…take a few million he won’t notice…

ALl while Orlando Bloom is flashing his cock – and feeling up Katy Perry in some kind of breakdown knowing his kid he doesn’t care about will have a new dad it likes better because it’s not some lame, egotistical actor….

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2016

20

Jul

Miranda Kerr Locks In Billionaire of the Day

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I have done a series of posts on Miranda Kerr’s tactics to land a billionaire – I called it the Miranda Kerr schoole in landing a billion guess it works – because she just announced her engagement to the Snapchat nerd billionaire put at ring on the hooker – and they announced it with a snapchat filter….which I guess is how he asked her…or how they communicate .because when you have a god complex from creating snapchat – and lots of money – where you bang models who double as sugar babies – you can impress them pretty fucking easily…just show them your bank statement…and a reminder of what you created – with a snapchat filter…

It doesn’t make sense to me why he would marry some mom, washed out model – when he could have anyone

She’s obviously got her sales tactics down, she knows how to land a billionaire – and it works….

The lessons are:

1- get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…because actors aren’t billionaires

2- to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

3- pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…


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2016

19

Jul

Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her.

His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting…

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2016

13

Apr

Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current…

That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly…

So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media…

Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO…

This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense…

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2016

01

Mar

Miranda Kerr Awkward Fitness of the Day

I am not into Miranda Kerr, I find her garbage and never really understood how she scammed Victoria’s Secret into being one of their most marketed “angels” before firing her for being a cunt, a cunt filled by Bieber while being married and mom to Orlando Bloom, or as I like to call him, her meal ticket.

She has since gone onto do whatever it takes to land billionaires and in the last 2 years, there has been at lease 3, which statistically is a lot of billionaires, enough to make you think she targets them, because like all hookers, she fucking loves money…and the idea of breeding with it. She’s got one kid that pays the bills when things don’t go as well in her virtually irrelevant career that probably doesn’t make her all that money, why not do another one…

Her latest Billionaire is Frat Boy Snapchat creator, who could be fucking all the girls he probably gets BCCed on the dirty snaps, you know coded an algorithm that does some image recognition and drops the millions of nudes sent daily in his inbox. The whole foundation of snapchat was based on “trust me I’ll delete your nudes, I’ll even send a screenshot of my photos to prove it”.. yet he chooses this passed around “sally”…she’s not even a VS model anymore, when he could get a VS model….

I have no idea what these guys like about her or see in her, I mean the Snapchat kid’s last girlfriend, who has a snapchat tattoo by the way, is a fucking pig…but also a hooker looking girl, so it’s not about the past, but rather the future and why date a quality chick, or someone with talent or skill, when you can get one who is pretty transparent in her intentions….because when you date a whore, they usually know the system, and how to play it in their favor – where they can be strategic cunts, know when to complain and when to behave because you are staff…at least when they are as good at it as she is.

Either way, the video of her awkward fitness was funny to me..

Here she is at the Oscars – doing the “pretty woman” – the story of her life…

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2016

12

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”…

It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already…

I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy….

My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind…

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2016

05

Feb

Billionaire Hooker Miranda Kerr in Yoga Pants of the Day

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In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, because she only fucks billionaires, there’s a reason for that, it’s called being a hooker, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profiled brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….

The fourth thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

Part of that is instagram YOGA pics…

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2016

04

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

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It is safe to say that Miranda Kerr is totally overrated….but more interestingly, she’s been able to maintain her career as an underwear model due to some strategic moves, including but not limited to wanting billionaire boyfriends to date her, and billionaire boyfriends only like legit models…so they have to at least seemingly work….all while leveraging her Victoria’s Secret career, and pawning it off to some other brand, that I guess felt they could get the spill over of Victoria’s Secret dollars at a budget price…..knowing she’ll be known for Victoria’s Secret, but the association to their brand, will get into the minds of retard bra shoppers….

It’s like when you fuck your friend’s girlfriend after he trained her to give head or take it up the ass properly, you know he put in the work ,and effort and what he fought for has become her standard sex moves…you’ll always know he was there first and people remember her as his girl….but you’re the one with your dick in her ass, covered in her poo, feeling like you’ve won…if only it didn’t smell so bad….but the underwear modeling version…

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2015

15

Dec

Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is who I like to call the the Sugar Babies of the year. That’s a polite way of saying “Money Grubbing Hooker”…because she had a legit million dollar or more a year modeling career after getting knocked up by a famous Australian actor because she was working the scene as a low hanging fruit Australian model…who know the right people to get access to Orlando Bloom’s sperm that made a baby no one talks about…

I’ve been told by people who work with her management that she’s the fucking worst. A diva, a bitch, a cunt…they were the same people who told me she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Bieber…while married…which turned out to be an actual story a few months later…that no one really cared about, since it is Miranda Kerr and no one cares about her..

That said, she’s gone on to work for a few brands after Victoria’s Secret, because I guesss there is life after Victoria’s Secret, but more interestingly..she has dated at least 3-4 billionaires…bcause when you’re Victoria’s Secret model on your resume model, you can command more for your man than a low level instagram model..

I guess one of the steps in her staying relevant enough as a model to keep her billionaire, is doing shoots that get press, in this era that means naked…so here she is for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…without showing her mom pussy…meaning what’s the fucking point…

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2015

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Naked Cover of the Day

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Miranda Kerr continues her trapping of a billionaire lesson…this time with a nude cover for Harper’s Bazaar Australia…

I already posted MIRANDA KERR WHORING today…

I don’t know how much more Miranda Kerr I can handle, because even when she was a low level, or even at her peak as a Victoria’s Secret model, I found her uninteresting…so this sugar baby version of her…remains dull at best…

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2015

09

Dec

Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day

In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…

I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin.

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2015

01

Dec

Miranda Kerr for Vogue Thailand of the Day

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Nothing says December 1st like Miranda Kerr boring in Vogue Thailand, that is still Vogue, but may not actually be affiliated with Vogue, due to global copyright laws and thailand, the land of child lady boy sex tourism, may not police it…but to Miranda Kerr, it is still Vogue…because she’s more than just a sugar baby who fucks rich people, but not just any rich people, super billionaire rich people, because she’s vain, an ego, and deserves it..you know just look at her, she’s in obscure market Vogue people…that’s good enough to warrant Snapchat founder throwing a million dollars her way to make her feel special enough to suck his dick all day everyday…because he doesn’t already feel like a fucking hero for scamming the world with his sexting app…

I’m not a hater, I just think Miranda Kerr is dirty and if I was a billionaire tech guy, I’d scour snapchat feeds to find new hot pussy, not tainted by a 10 year career being sucked up to…and fucked by Beiber…

Boring pics…for a boring personality…

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2015

17

Nov

Lucy Aragon is Topless on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Aragon is topless in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she’s roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…

I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…

Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire….

But I guess the paparazzi, who are going broke, are desperate, as desperate as this hardly a model…getting topless to be seen…

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If you’re into things SNAPCHAT has put his dick in, other than piles of money, and all of the world’s private snaps, here’s his new girlfriend, Miranda Kerr who Dresses for New York Weather, without jacket, because that’s the kind of keen bitch she is, in her efforts to Lure in Billionaires


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2015

26

Oct

Miranda Kerr Does Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Miranda Kerr teaching you how to keep your billionaire boyfriends interested in you by dressing like an iconic figure on Halloween, despite not being an icon herself…she’s more of “how did she get cast by this lingerie company, oh right, her boyfriend is in Pirate of the Caribbean”….to “I can’t believe she fucked bieber”…

I bet she posted this to snapchat..you know since part of fucking the billionaire founder of snapchat is to either get hired to run campaigns for him, you know to make her hooker fee tax deductible…and/or to seem like she’s contributing to his business so that he sticks with her, even though she’s a fucking nobody…a nobody doing the Marilyn Monroe…

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