People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckin’ trailer piece of trash, or at least an aspiring one, she just got sidetracked over the years when making money and being a sex symbol to the world. Like Lady Gaga is a faggot, Pam Anderson is a piece of trash and I’d do the trash checklist, but really have no reason to, since you all know what trashy girls consist of, from the fake tan, fake lips, fake tits, cheesy tattoos, tacky clothes, rocker boyfriends, etc.

Now I just think she’s just letting nature take its natural course. For once, she hasn’t tried to intervene with surgery or the gym, because she’s tired, or at least looks tired so based on my medical experience, Pam Anderson’s not pregnant, she’s either menopausal or her pussy’s just clogged up with decades of sperm retention, stds and Tommy Lee’s cock ring / drum stick.

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