Brooke Hogan has finally figured out how to make her not look like a fucking beast of a man when posing in her bikini and that is to make whoever is takign the pic stand a quarter mile away, allowing us to kinda make her out, cuz compared to a fucking scenic landscape, bitch looks small, tight and ready to be fucked by her dad….

The sad thing about this Brooke Hogan twitter bikini pic, is that I have never seen her look so hot….and that is because I can hardly see her….but I am sure Hulk already has his people on it, zooming and mastering the shit for him to jerk off to…cuz fucking your family, especially your daughter cuz you made her, is what Florida Trash do….

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It is summer where I am….and what better way to celebrate sitting inside all day on my computer while all the hot bitches I know and even the hot bitches I don’t know are all outside tanning….in their bikinis….becuase it is hot, sunny and amazing out….than to post pics of creepy Brooke Hogan and her Dad, Hulk, having a headless tanning competition…cuz they are white Florida trash and this is what they do…before fucking each other…..Sure the picture was posted 2 months ago….but since Brooke Hogan doesn’t matter and her novelty pop career never took off….while her brother was too busy turning people into retards via brain trauma….this is about as up to date as I am on the bitch….In fact I am surprised I even landed on her twitter account and bothered looking at her pics to find this…it must be my love for incest that brought us here today….

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So I checked out Brooke Hogan’s twitter because I heard that her mom Linda came out saying that Hulk and Brutus the Beefcake were gay lovers…which is really shocking since they half nakedly and greased up in spandex used to rub each other down aggressively…in what looks like gay foreplay to me….

She didn’t mention how she’s the biggest dick her dad ever sucked off…but she did post this from some boat she’s on filming some shit movie about sharks:

“Paparazzi get pretty crazy… Just make me look skinny boys lol”

But I was more into this tweet:

I would like to fill a pool up with ice cold, carbonated soda and jump in nakey. I’m so hot.

Cuz white trash never felt so good…dreams of carbonated soda naked baths in the kiddie pool in the trailer park that she’ll never experience cuz her dad was a smart enough homosexual biker to make millions doing what he loved….being half naked and creased up with other men….

Who cares…everyone’s faggot.

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Brooke Hogan was on the beach because she’s Florida trash with a trust fund thanks to her dad’s trailer park rise to fame and I guess hanging on the beach is what Florida trash does…I mean when they aren’t wrestling lawn furniture…doing crystal meth…and hanging out in parking lots…when not at Disney World…

Her body looks like shit, even with her cheesy girl fake tits, and her face even worse thanks to aging sun damage and I’d say she’s some novelty act that only her parents would love….and in her case…it’s the truth….thanks to incest and inbreeding…the trailer park way…her dad get get enough of her…even when she’s dripping off her chin…if you know what I mean….

I mean – not according her twitter or CNN who went to write a fucking article on how the blogs call them out for incest….cuz blogs run entertianment news…just not this blog…sucks to be me.

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Either Brooke Hogan has accepted the fact that she’s a fucking dog, who even with a set of fake florida trash tits, still can’t pull off being a hot bitch everyone wants to fuck, despite how hard she tries….or she’s reliving her child molested youth, you can only assume her dad, a man who clearly wants to fuck her…if he hasn’t already used to play with her when she was a bad girl…you know strip her down and lock her up like his days in prison or some shit….or maybe someone told her it’d be hot to throw her in a dog cage naked, maybe he promised her people will finally jerk off, while laughing to himself with every shot, knowing how funny a concept it is especially since bitch fell for it…Here’s the pic….

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Nothing really needs to be said about how white trash the Hogan’s are and really what does anyone really expect, cuz raising your kids in Florida is bad enough, throwing in a superstar wrestler from a backwoods trailer park who likes young pussy his sperm made and his stripper wife as parents, give them millions of dollars, and this weirdness happens. Sometimes, pictures are enough.

I haven’t been to Florida since the late 80s and it seems like nothing has really changed from the time spent at the topless donut shop and walking the neon, implant, mullet, crazy pant filled beach. It’s like some white trash time warp and I am confused…

What’s weirder is that Hulk is jerking off to these as you read this post…this is his number 1 fantasy…this is his porn….not that you’re reading this post…but I’m writing it assuming you are…cuz it gives me purpose.

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