I have heard nothing good about Jenny McCarthy. She’s a devil woman, totally into herself, who exploits her autistic kid to put herself back on the map for being more than just some annoying as fuck MTV host / Playboy model.

Clearly, she’s not an idiot, and understands how the system works, but she is one of those girls I’d want to pay some bull dyke cage fighter fresh out of prison, who hates all things blonde and plastic, especially when they are annoying and loud as fuck, because a blonde and plastic chick ruined her in high school, to beat her up…because hitting girls is wrong, I’m not about that, but convincing an angry lesbian to do it, seems like it’s the perfect grey area to get what needs to be done for the better of man-kind since Jenny McCarthy is evil….

Here she is photoshopped in Shape magazine, to celebrate being 100 years old and finally engaged to a New Kid on the Block. Dreams do come true. Sometimes they just take a few decades and breast implants…

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Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food…

I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old…

Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!

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I got a lot of hate on twitter the other day because of JENNY McCarthy and it wasn’t even because I was making fun of autism or her ability of her pussy to make autism….

I got shit because she posted something about the horrible India rape on a bus leading to the victim dying story….and I responded saying that I would let her rape me on a bus…even if it killed me….but then again..you can’t rape the willing…and people went nuts…

Who knew the public would find the idea of Jenny McCarthy fucking on a bus disgusting….I mean sure she’s old, but her tits are only 18.

Not to mention, she stays fit…proven in this Shape Magazine feature on her….that reminds me that I’d still let her rape and kill me…even if it was to stop her from speaking…or making bad jokes and stupid faces…cuz as you know she’s the most annoying in the game….

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I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in a bed pics…covered so that you don’t have to see her autistic making vagina…like it was the 90s…years before she made babies….because it’s Christmas and she doesn’t want to punish us…..

I can’t tell if these are old or new Jenny McCarthy Santa hat naked in bed pics….and not because she’s aged so elegantly and that she still looks like she’s a 24 year old hooker…but because I don’t fucking care. Merry Christmas…even if Christmas has AIDS.

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No idea what these are for…or when they are from…but I know two things…

The first is that I love fit girls…they are just more fun to look at that sloppy girls…or girls who are anorexic…even though anorexics are too weak to run…and sloppy girls are too down and out to say no to any willing penis…while fit girls, all jacked on endorphines and confidence and overall health and well being…are look down on my kind…but that doesn’t me I can stare at them in action….

The second is that I guess this is how Jenny McCarthy keeps busy, stays relevant, justifies her fake tits that made her a millionaire, when she’s not making Austistic babies….or tending to the ones she already has….

I’m a fan.

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As old and as annoying as Jenny McCarthy is….I find these pictures of her dressed up for Halloween kinda hot…sure it would be more interesting if it was a pic taken at the special school for autistic kids that her son attends on their Halloween party…instead of outside a Vegas club…you know where all good mothers go to celebrate Halloween well into their 40s…all half naked and shit….because I always prefer to see women…even older women dressed slutty…wearing push up bras…when they normally aren’t that kind of woman…when they are Playboy playmates from the 90s it is kinda expected…but the one redeeming factor, other than that she is still hot…even in her 40 year old skin…is that her tits are probably only tweens.

Good costume. Good times. I’d love to have the opportunity to give her another disabled child. I feel like my weak sperm and her weak uterus are a match made in handicap kid making heaven…..we can have an army of them….all the parking stickers our hearts desire…never again will we have to walk more that 20 feet to the entrance of the mall…our future together is so bright.

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I love watching girls all bendy and erotic for yoga…it excites me….even when the girl is not quite a girl but all old as fucking woman who has fallen off in sex appeal even if her tits are barely in their 20s…..It almost inspires me to go to the fucking local yoga studio but won’t because I know I will likely die of a heart attack before ever getting a boner looking at all these women capable of eating themselves out due to flexibility…because I am not fit….but I am a pervert…

I guess Jenny McCarthy staging shoots like this is just her holding on…because besides the humiliation that comes with it….there’s nothing wrong with that.

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