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Sophie Monk constantly bring surprises to her career….for example…I never expected her to be in Maxim, even Maxim Australia, even though Maxim is going bankrupt because they didn’t adapt to the internet fast enough, leaving them dated and forced to do photoshoots with z-listers….but I would have expected her to be moving into porn.

You see an import reality star who looks like a busty chipmunk, who rocks a vagina that is padded, meaty and has the ability to eat the thickest of denim pants, who moved here because she was fucking a dude who cheated on her with Paris Hilton….in efforts to launch a legit career….half a decade ago…should have limited options…unless of course she gets a monthly check as a settlement or compensation from the herpes she likely got from Paris Hilton via her boyfriend who was cheating on her….

All this to say, I’m disappointed these pics aren’t me promoting her first anal porn.

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The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash…

Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him.

Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too

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Australian trash Sopie Monk is known by 1% of internet users because of two things…none being her low level topless acting career, or even her attempt at getting naked in movies in order to be famous in America….

Sophie Monk is known because she has Paris Hilton’s herpes, the designer rich girl kind, cuz her fiance cheated on her with Paris Hilton, and to dig that dagger deeper and to make that wound worse, he left her for Paris Hilton….to fend for her Australian trash self who thinks she’s talent..

She’s also known for having a big vagina lips with th capactity to get even the thickest fabric jacked in the shit….and here she is intentionally showing it off with a panty flash….and that’s a smart move for such a dumb looking cunt….

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Here’s some Sophie Monk getting out of a car. I am posting them because Sophie Monk is a fascinating bottom feeder, only because her success has been minimal yet she still hasn’t crawled back to Australia where she’s from…

Another great thing about her is that her vagina either sucks up her pants on the regular – and I’m talking all varieties of pants…from leggings to thick jogging pants, to jeans…it’s like she’s always got cameltoe…. or maybe she does it on purpose, you know jacks that shit up her, cuz she knows people will talk about her and paparazzi will take pics…

ANd I just don’t get why she hasn’t got into porn yet…maybe they won’t let her in cuz she has Paris Hilton strain of herpes, thanks to her boyfriend cheating on her with Paris Hilton…but you’d figure herpes is just part of being in porn….maybe she has morals…doesn’t really seem that way…but here are pics of her anyway..

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I fucking love bush.cuz I feel bush has got a bad deal as everyone hates on it for not fucking reasong…it is considered gross and so abnormal, even though that shit is genetics and one of the more normal things about a pussy these days…..only it’s rare to ever get to see it….

I fucking love bush cuz it’s a great vagina accessory that allows each vagina to have a personality of its own. I love bush cuz it hides vagina imperfection in a decorative way. I love how it holds in all the scents, smells, and odors. I love that when I first started fucking, no bitch every shaved her twat, not even in porn, it was scissors or nothing….and if it got wet…it got matted like a homeless unshowered person’s hair…..

Every cheesy bitch I know waxes or shaves bald, even though it takes less work than maintaining a good bush…shaved is actually the lazy person’s way……but controlled version of natural takes effort….it takes a certain daring girl willing to stand her ground and not fear being stoned to death like a witch hunt, secure in her vagina hair enough to not follow the crowds……and liking it has become a perversion that makes people look at you weird when you talk about it, even though it is natural, it just got slated as being gross thanks to marketing, cuz companies like selling products and mking bitches think they need those products make unneccessary billion dollar industries….But then again, I don’t mind digging my face in a bald pussy either….

So I was happy to see some Sophie Monk stubble….cuz you’d think a bitch staging this kind of bikini should would maintain before the cameras come out, unless not shaving is to get some press…..I don’t have the rights to post the Sophie Monk Pubic Hair Stubble in a Bikini Pics so here are some pics of her in some Fuck Me Boots from this weekend….

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Sophie Monk was hot for a minute, back when the Good Charlotte sister imported her from Australia before he cheated on her using big pant eating vagina with Paris Hilton, leaving her alone in Hollywood, equipped with designer herpes and no where to go, and apparently she chose to spend her time with the plastic surgeon cuz her face is slowly morphing into that cat lady shit….

I don’t know, I think it’s safe to say she’s done, this Hollywood dream isn’t gonna work out for her, no Oscars are ever gonna be won, but there will likely be yearly roles that pay a couple hundred thousand to show off her great tits …at least for the next 5 years or so before she gets to old and replaced by the countless other great tits who want to be famous….and I’m glad that she embraces that position as the bottom of the barrel cuz it’s better than workin as a stripper or waitress back home, especailly after announcing to everyone how she’s going to California to seek the American Dream….

She’s not naked in these pics, therefore we shouldn’t care….

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Sophie Monk must have a huge, deep, vagina … cuz her camel toes are so constant that a few years back…when she was a little more famous cuz she was dating some Good Charlotte lesbian twin, she made a comment in the media about all her camel toes, trying to convince us that her vagina is in fact of normal size and stature, thickness and depth…or she does this shit on purpose….you know jacking those jeans as high up as she can because it gets her in the media…cuz she’s wishful thinking and hasn’t given up hope that she’ll one day have an actual Hollywood career, I mean she came all the way from Australia for this, something’s gotta give, right?

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I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….

I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….

I also like her big tits.

Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…

Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….

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I am not sure what’s going on with Sophie Monk’s tits, but they look deflated and sad. Maybe that’s what happens when a bitch can’t afford to eat cuz she doesn’t get work, or maybe it’s just the stress of being a bottom feeding hollywood whore who can’t even land bottom feeding work is making her try harder to look good….I just know that there’s something about her muppet looking face, and pretty hot, eager body that makes me want to fuck her with my tongue, I just don’t know what that something is, but I can tell you one thing, it’s definitely not her Paris Hilton herpes pussy that she got from her lesbian relationship with the Good Charlotte sister who cheated on her with Paris Hilton cuz his twin ran off with Nicole Richie and wouldn’t fuck him anymore…leaving him lost and confused….

Here she is in a bikini, doing what bottom feeders trying to get noticed do.

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