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2011

21

Jul

Ivana Trump Flashes her Billionaire Granny Pussy of the Day

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If you don’t find this Ivana Trump Panty Flash hot, there is something seriously wrong with you…She’s a billionaire ex model, she has had Donald Trump cum in her at least 3 times, she is a grandmother, who pays younger men to dirty fuck her cuz she can afford to, and her vagina has had Ivanka in it…

.I mean I can smell the class on this shit from here…I’m thinking going down on her would be the closest you could get to licking gold bars and diamonds…a leathery mess that probably loks like a crime scene of amazing…and when it is all said and done….I think I just came…

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2011

11

Feb

Ivana Trump Old Lady Bikini Pictures of the Day

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This should be enough reason to never crave growing old with a bitch cuz when they grow old they become disgusting….because lets face it as long as there’s a pussy, dried up, atrophic, infertile and menopausal or not, there’s still a fucking pussy…and really not worrying about pregnancy, the friction of dry lip, the grey pubic hair and loosened collagen making a war torn eastern europe she escaped relived in her panties can be a little exhilerating to have every once in a while, especially if it bakes you cookis like the granny you never head…

Seriously, look at her thigh, if that looks like that, I can’t imagine what she’s hiding in her boxy bodied bikini bottoms…but I’m sure it’s a lot like a science experiment gone wrong….

The idea of waking up next to this on a regular basis…scares me…even if she pays a decent salary…I mean the taste, smells and visuals she comes with are a fucking nightmare….

So here’s Ivana Trump, an ex model, richer than fucking God, and still looking like a bloated, melting disaster….and me proving that I have no standards….something I’ve done countless times before…

Let’s hope she does Playboy cuz I’m in love…or maybe I just want her to put on a snowsuit…you know get back to her pro skiing roots…I’m so confused by this…I hate you internet..

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2010

11

Feb

Ivana Trump in a Bikini of the Day

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Maybe I was a little too quick to judge when I said that Ivana Trump is a delusional rich woman who surrounds herself by people who make her feel as good as her bank account looks. I figured that she’s had 10 marriages that all this young wallet fucking cock and in turn makes her feel beautiful and desirable like she did when she was just a Swedish ski instructor in Canada, but based on these pictures of her and her man, it looks like that as her vagina dried up, and the KY Jelly just didn’t feel the same, she was lookin’ more for someone she can eat with than someone who can make her dead vagina cum.

Here are the pics…

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2010

10

Feb

Ivana Trump is an Old Lady in Her Bikini of the Day

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Ivana Trump is pretty fucking daring to put her menopausal ass in a bikini. Maybe she’s just excited she can get wet by jumping into the ocean instead of using a vat of KY Jelly for a change, but what the fuck do I know, other than that there comes a time in every woman’s life, no matter how hot she was in her past, or how rich she is, making her capable of paying off young dudes to give her to give her their cock….giving her the illusion she’s still got it…that she should not be allowed in a two piece….I figure at a certain age a bitch needs to remember she has no sex appeal even if she still has sex. It is only fair for the rest of us who have to look at this mess….

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2009

30

Nov

Ivana Trump in an Old Slut of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted. She’s wild at 60 and was very wild when sleeping her way into money, all while Ivanka who was born into money is some boring, conservative, turtle-neck wearing, uptight cunt who pisses me off every time I see her in interview with her titties all strapped the fuck down like some kind of lesbian trying to make it in a man’s world. It is even worse when I know her mother is out flashing her pussy like it’s some kind of puppet and the paparazzi are a group of kids at a fuckin birthday party even now…making me only assume she was totally fucking wild when she was Ivanka’s age. I guess this is just another example of how money ruins people.

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2009

03

Aug

Ivana Trump’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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There comes an age when you decide that it’s time to retire the bikini and put on a fuckin’ loose fitting one piece, because revealing your whethered senior body is offensive at the aquarobics class at the fucking YMCA. I guess Ivana’s just a little delusional, because she’s constantly fuckin’ young, 20 something boy toys, who you can assume are not doin’ it because they find her hot, and they aren’t doing it for Ivanka who is too busy converting to be jew for her future really rich husband, but they are doing it because they are getting fucking paid enough to close their eyes and pretend they actually feel something tightness in her loose, dry, weathered vagina or pretend they aren’t kneading a doughy bread, everytime they grab her tits, or feel like they are playing on a bouncy castle, or drowning in a sea of slop while fucking her missionary, because otherwise, there’d be no way any human could stay hard while up in this.

Here’s her bikini…a offensive to some…heaven to those on her payroll…

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2009

13

Feb

Some Hot Ivana Trump Vacation Pictures of the Day

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Seeing a 65 year old multiple divorcee socialite on vacation with a random man just doesn’t do the same thing to me as seeing a hot young piece out being a slut on vacation.

I guess I am a racist against old ladies and couldn’t care less how many cocks their desert storm pussies explore or have explored because they are already disgusting to me and nothing they could do could turn me off as much as they already do.

The only thing that could redeem them in my mind is if they shot a sex tape that starts when one of these fuckers is getting their soiled depends changed by the other one, and out come the dentures and in goes the half hard dying cock, but that’s just because it’d be funny.

Either way, here she is on vacation, maybe I should give old ladies more love, especially the financially stable ones…

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2009

29

Jan

Ivana Trump’s Hot Coat of the Day

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I hate you anti-fur, animal loving queers.

There is no fabric quite as luxurious as a rodent’s pelt. There is nothing that helps fight the elements and keep you warm like nature’s own, so that’s why I have set up traps around my neighborhood hoping to catch some coons, stray cats, rats and any other unwanted animal. I figure I’ll be doing a service to the community by getting rid of these headaches that piss and shit and eat their garbage and nest in their basements, while getting myself some warmth, style and class, like I was a native or a rich person. I just haven’t figured out how to kill the, clean them, skin them and sew them together, but I’ll be sure to videotape the whole process and sent it to the cunts at PETA.

Here’s some Ivana Trump keeping it classy while looking like a face-lifted monster. She’s a got a typical story, you know a bottom feeding ski instructor from some communist country who married rich Trump and is now set for fucking life after the divorce, making her the best paid mail order bride prostitute in history…..but by the looks of her, I have a feeling she’s the one paying for the sex these days…

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2008

13

Feb

Ivana Trump and Her Hot Body in a BIkini of the Day

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Ivana Trump proves why divorce is amazing, because when Donald Trump married her she was a young hot communist Czech model. Look at her now. I guess that’s why Trump’s traded her in for newer, younger models and few times over. She’s old, thick and looks disgusting in a bikini and no one wants to wake up to that.

The good news is that she’s rich too and people are whores so she can rent someone to play her young boyfriend when they are out in public and I guess when they are behind closed doors and her floppy old lady menopausal vagina needs loving. If you look close enough at these pictures you can see dollar signs in this motherfucker’s eyes and bills pouring out of her speedo….but she’s rich and it’s a small price to pay to give an old lady some confidence and the feeling of still being wanted after looking in the mirror. It’s like buying a new hat or new car to impress her boring married friends.

I tried impressing someone once. I wanted to rent a car to impress a girl I met on the street and who agreed to go on a date with me. So I called all the rental car companies and they were all too pricey for me. A neighbor of mine saw me distraught about the whole thing because I really wanted to fuck this chick and I knew having a car was needed to make that happen because she was one of those high class girls and he offered me his car. I accepted.

I picked up the girl and within fifteen minutes we got pulled over for a burnt out tail light and the cops decided to do a quick search of the trunk because they realized it wasn’t my car and though that I was a criminal. My date was pretty surprised when they found a half naked chick bound and gagged in the trunk, but not as surprised as me. I tried explaining to the cops that it wasn’t my car and all that shit, but we both got arrested.

After a few hours of questioning they called in my neighbor and the girl in the trunk and it turned out that the girl was his girlfriend and that they were into some fucking kinky dominatrix sex games and this was just one of them.

Point of my story is that my date wasn’t impressed no matter how hard I tried and I think Ivana Trump’s time has come and gone and she should probably take up knitting and baking. Leave the bikini pics for her plastic surgery lovin’ daughter, because she’s got some tits on her that I wouldn’t mind feeding off of for a night.

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