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2008

01

Apr

Janice Dickinson is 50 and Rockin’ a Bikini of the Day

Plastic surgery seems to work because Janice Dickinson is in her 50s and the only thing that scared me a little was her old flat ass, but I can look past that considering I am the same guy who used to get hard sponge bathing old ladies when I worked as an orderly at the old folks home before getting fired and I can’t forget my roots. Not to mention that pretty much every girl I’ve slammed has had a worse ass than this mess, but I am the kind of guy who takes whatever I can get even if it was disgusting because my penis could always see past that. I have a feeling that getting with someone like Janice Dickinson is that bitch has seen more cock than my uncle Hector who was a chicken farmer, yeah that joke sucked but it’s not really a joke because it’s true and I bet she is the closest thing you sick serial killer readers can get to fuckin’ a real live corpse that’s vagina still gyrates because it has a life of it’s own and the body is still kinda warm . I am not sure what I am talking about but I am hooked on these pics.

More Pictures from Her Vacation….

Bonus – Janice Dickinson Does a Commercial for Orbit that I don’t Understand

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