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2008

25

Jun

Jessica Biel and Her Lesbian Haircut of the Day

Nothing says coming to terms with your lesbianism like rockin’ a fucking lesbian haircut and nothing says lesbian haircut like a femme-mullet. I don’t know what more you dudes need to believe the inevitable, it’s like you will only stop jerking off to her ripped body when you see videos of her slammin the shit out of Justin Timberlake with her huge cock.

It’s like that time that everyone told me that this dude I was hanging out with was into dudes and he’d always make subtle passes at me and I’d just blow it off like it wasn’t a thing because I had never caught him in the fucking act, I’d tell those naysayers they were fucking crazy, until one morning after passing out drunk at his house, I woke up with my cock in his mouth. Between you and me, I let him finish, but that’s just because I was half asleep and only fags turn down blowjobs, but what it came down to was that my friend was actually gay and I was just blind to it because he seemed like such a normal and cool guy.

So sometimes things can’t be laid out for you like that and you have to take the facts and come to your own conclusions and my conclusion is that Jessica Biel eats pussy.

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  • Dick B. Polite

    She’s looking less muscular now. Rumor used to be that she had obtained her muscular phisique in preparation for a movie role about women in bodybuilding(adapted from the book “Chemical Pink”).

    “Schmoes”(men who dig/date/pay for hanjobs, etc from ‘roid chicks) had been creaming their pants in anticipation.Apparently it fell through or thats what I heard! 😡

    genexmagazine(dot)blogspot(dot)com/2008/04/chemical-pink-movie-update-theres-some.html

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  • Mullets dont look good on anybody, even if you can bounce a quarter off her ass.

  • aquarian66

    her lips look like a bleached asshole.

  • underpassdweller

    I’m not sure what creeps me out more,- that there’s an actual term for guys who like handjobs from ‘roid chicks, or that Dick B. Polite knew what it was……

  • DR.FUNK

    NO…NO…A THOUSAND TIMES NOOOOO! C’mon dawg.She’s at least BI…right?! Like most guys -I have no problem with her playing on the other team occasionally…But she ‘aint “GOLDSTAR”.I don’t consider it strange that I dig chix with her body.I’m an ex-jock…of course I dig that look.Jeter tagged it.

  • omg

    Wow she looks like Steven Tyler from aerosmith, plus her ass is flat again…told yall it
    was always fake.

  • Rex

    She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

  • Jerry

    I always thought she looked like a dude!
    She has been seen kissing and girl and letting a girl grab her ass too!
    She’s a total dike!

  • Natalie

    what mullet? she just has BANGS. i see absolutely NO other mullet layers in there… seriously! for fuckssakes. she just has slightly indie-rock hair. plus, if she does dig girls, awesome – i’m in.

  • You gotta love a good haircut. Makes you feel clean!

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