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2008

10

Sep

Angelina Jolie Modeling Shoot When She Was 16 of the Day

So there was a time when a very different lookin’ Angelina Jolie was just some typical rich kid slut who loved attention and who hated herself who got half naked in front of the camera while high in what looks to be some kind of Snuff film, but that doesn’t end like a snuff film should, but instead becomes the gateway to some long lasting career as some dark girl we all wanna fuck, but I see through the act and know she’s more hungry for attention than she ever was for cock, but realized cock was the vehicle for attention.

This is old, you’ve probably seen it already, I am posting it anyway, because it reminds me of videos I try making for girls with no daddies who I meet at the bus shelter, only they never go onto become famous. Enjoy.

Keep in mind that I didn’t double check whether this video works or not, it’s old, so I guess who really cares. Right?

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7 Responses

  1. lilypie says:

    Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!

  2. Candi Apples says:

    Video is no longer available,darn.

    But,I don’t know that she is only 16 in the video,because at the bottom of the screen it says In Touch.

    In Touch hasn’t been around for that long.

    But yes,it’s rumored that right before Angelina got preggars with her twins,that Hollywood execs suspect that Angelina has been using heroin again…..

    And I wouldnt be surprised,because Angelina has an addictive personality,and I suspect she’s also manic depressive.

    So with women like her,anything goes,fuck who it affects around them.

    You just watch,Angelina will drop Brad Pitt like a hot potato.

    I give their relationship another 2 yrs tops.

  3. evilive says:

    youtube has no canejos…they even pulled the Meatloaf video she did…

  4. the-crutch says:

    anyone know how long the video lasted on youtube? damn i missed it.

  5. Pete says:

    Youtube fuckin’ sucks!

  6. FngFer says:

    Don’t be so cheap with the bandwidth. Download the video and host it. C’mon Jesus, I’m not talking about working a miracle here.

    She was hot in Hackers. She was super hot in gone for 60 seconds. Mi luv fi dem dreads, mahn. (I think that’s rastafarium for, “nice hair.”) I wonder if she braindead her pubes too. I don’t think I’ve ever seen braided pubes.

  7. Glen Quagmire says:

    The making of a pretentious whore.