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2023

20

Jul

Camila Mendes Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Cami Mendes was the totally miscast Betty from the Betty and Veronica spinoff they called Riverdale. I guess they wanted to be inclusive, or equitable in that they needed some people with some color or some flavor or some spice to play the main cast, otherwise it’d just be a bunch pasty white folks, and […]

2023

06

Jul

Camila Mendes Short Dress of the Day

A friend of mine sent me over a picture of the Riverdale girls celebrating their final Riverdale episode which was some kind of musical, that gave me Little Shop of Horror or really any other faggy theatre kid performance, and I thought that to be a solid ending to a really erratic show….that was a […]

2022

15

Dec

Camila Mendes Butt Shot of the Day

Camila Menes has grown on me. I don’t know if she got a neck enlarger like those African tribes that put those plates on their necks to give them that long neck syndrome, which is probably racist and a hate crime to say, but you know what I mean….. Because there was a time when […]

2022

18

May

Camila Mendes Bath of the Day

Cami Mendes is the neckless girl from RIVERDALE, which for the record is one of the worst shows to ever get onto TV, that they dragged out over multiple seasons, in some totally incoherent and idiotic pile of shit that I assume is designed to confuse kids and lower they expectations, just tell them it’s […]

2021

08

Nov

Camila Mendes Topless of the Day

Camila Mendes is the “woke” version of a Veronica from the Archie Comics, because I guess the Archie Comics of the 60s were racist, and didn’t give the Hispanic crowd something to look up to… So when they went to the drawing board of people NEEDING people who look like them to be cast in […]

2021

19

Aug

Camila Mendes Bikini of the Day

I guess I should get to posting the site, since it’s basically the end of the day, but the reality is that I started the site so that I could go days without updating it, it’s called DrunkenStepfather.com you think this is some fucking media empire, I’m a fucking clown idiot who is barely educated […]

2021

06

Apr

Camila Mendes Hot Tub of the Day

I shit talk Camila Mendes and Riverdale on the whole because what was a promising piece of shit show, because I do like piece of shit shows, I don’t have standards over here, has turned out to be just a piece of shit show…and whether people watch it and whether it is popular as shit […]

2021

11

Mar

Camila Mendes Doggy Style of the Day

I have seen Riverdale enough to know it’s a piece of shit show that only has one maybe one and a half hot chicks on it…and that one or one and a half is Cheryl Blossom….while Betty and Veronica are just fucking gross…like “how did they get on TV” level of gross…I won’t even get […]

2020

26

Nov

Camila Mendes Fitness Erotica of the Day

I’ve seen Riverdale and I’ve always seen Camila Mendes as a neckless troll who they cast as Veronica because she’s Mexican or Hispanic or some shit and TV needs diversity…which I am all for…but give the part to the best option, not some neckless troll looking bitch because she checks off “hispanic” on the racist […]

2020

10

Aug

Camila Mendes Twerk Workout of the Day

Camila Mendes is Hollywood taking extreme liberty with the Betty Character from the Archie Comics you may have been into because she was the rich one with the awesome house….because Hollywood is trying to be inclusive and they can’t just have white people on the show…especially when they re-work the Lodge Family to be a […]