I have watched at least one season of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst but that use cliffhangers to rope me back in, even when I don’t care, leading to me spending 20 hours watching a season while drunk…. I don’t find either of the main characters […]
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2017
22
Nov
Camila Mendes Slutty for Men’s Health Magazine of the Day
Thanks to my stolen Netflix account, I have seen Riverdale, all of the first season really…I’ve always been into shitty teen mystery storylines – even when they are fucking terrible… The entire time I was watching Riverdale I was trying to understand how it had anything to do with Archie Comics, besides name and setting, […]
2022
14
Sep
Camila Cabello Bikini Dance
Camila Cabello just happens to be a Cuban girl born in communism, who just happened to come over to America, probably illegally, since she was born into communism, which all these woke libtards think is an awesome system to live under, even though they don’t leave the resort when they go to Cuba on their […]
2020
18
Nov
Camila Cabello Pregnant or Just Fat of the Day
Here’s Camila Cabello looking real fucking pregnant…or just fat…because you know her boyfriend, the Canadian Popstar Mendes only fucks her up the ass for that gay experience…shit on the dick or it doesn’t count…cuz he’s clearly a queer…and she’s clearly Elian Gonzalez who managed to avoid deportation by rebranding himself as a girl…the whole going […]
2020
02
Nov
Camila Cabello Dog Lady Ass of the Day
Camila Cabello who I like to call Elian Gonzalez who transitioned once he was sent back to CUBA after floating in on a raft, I mean how else does a Cuban born girl end up escaping communism to make it in America at the level that this one has, it’s all very suspicious….but none of […]
2020
04
May
Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk of the Day
I have seen people mistakenly call CUBAN refugee turned popstar Camila Cabello hot. So this is some fact checking to refute those statements. I get that you’re a dude and you’ll fuck anything and you find anything hot, but we need to have some sort of benchmark or analytics to put a bitch up against […]
2020
27
Mar
Camila Cabello Lookin Thick of the Day
Camila Cabello is in Miami with her queer Canadian boyfriend she pretends to date despite him being a queer… I guess Miami is where she’s from being a Cuban born artist, she likely was smuggled in on some ELIAN GONZALEZ raft, only more under the radar than him, and not sent back like him….allowing her […]
2019
18
Oct
Cami Mendes Burlesque Weirdness of the Day
Cami Mendes is on Riverdale… Riverdale is arguably the worst most popular show on TV, in the history of TV…I mean it fucking sucks. I don’t have any real quantifiable scientific evidence of that statement, it is mainly based on opinion, plus science can’t be trusted and can be easily manipulated, I mean science just […]
2019
17
Sep
Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day
Camila Cabello is not making out with her rumored homosexual boyfriend, who I don’t think is actually a homosexual, since we live in the Chinese Year of the Homosexual and homosexuals are thriving. Sure she may have learned this pose from her boyfriend’s GRINDER….where his bio is “HUNG”…and that he’s on PREP…you know to lure […]
2019
02
Sep
Camila Cabello Hard NIpples of the Day
Camila Cabello with her hard nipples out because she’s exhausted from being a BEARD to Shawn Mendes, who she has a hit song with…. The whole staging a relationship with a gay celeb to commit to some storyline that sells product, seems outdated, a thing of the past….just silly in this era of posting up […]