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2024

06

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Pregnant in a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is so fucking old….that she’s probably officially hormonally a dude … Yet she’s managed to get pregnant, defying science, because her child’s Kung Fu instructor came as hard as he could in her, as often as he could, tapping into his Martial Art abilities and miraculously making a child via her asshole, because […]

2022

16

Jun

Gisele Bundchen Topless of the Day

I was never into Gisele. When she was super fucking hyped as a VS model, I didn’t get it at all, I just assumed she was a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that her pregnancy was faked because of the whole being a transgender from Brazil trolling us, that I didn’t even think was equipped […]

2019

23

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

Gisele was a big part of my Saturday night Christmas party, because I was talking to a Patriots fan, which always makes me laugh because I feel you need to either be from Boston / New Hampshire to like the Patriots, or you just don’t know anything about Football but know that they are the […]

2019

17

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

Gisele, everyone’s favorite Billionaire Tom Brady Wife/Beard model from Victoria’s Secret that I have never heard any dude say is hot…. There are celebs or models out there that just trigger the average dude to the point they feel like bringing it up in conversation. This happens at garages when getting your oil changed, or […]

2019

29

May

Gisele Bundchen Tits for Vogue of the Day

Gisele…someone I’ve always thought was a Brazilian trans who catered to Victoria’s Secret’s needs because she never got her period – so no BLACK OUT DATES….and who catered to TOM BRADY’S needs, cuz pro athletes are queer and shower together in some gay fucking brotherhood, so having a hot chick with a dick satisfied him […]

2019

05

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Wet for Vogue of the Day

Gisele Bundchen getting wet for Vogue Germany….because Tom Brady’s got their press agents and PR team on riding that Superbowl win hype, while perpetuating the lie that Gisele isn’t a transgender…born with a dick…who as time has gone on, the transition has made her face more feminine, because I guess more money has gone into […]

2019

18

Feb

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

Here’s Gisele Bundchen….you can probably smell Tom Brady’s ass on her dick if you get close enough to these pictures…because every year he wins the Super Bowl…she untucks and gives him the gift that keeps on giving, the reason he married her, and her hard face…the brazilian Chorizo…that she’s kept hidden from us for so […]

2018

18

Jul

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost […]

2017

27

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day

Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, […]

2016

03

Nov

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is in Vogue Brazil, her home country, and she actually looks better than she used to look. I remember when she first started popping up, a very long time ago, for Victoria’s Secret, I was convinced she was a Brazilian tranny who escaped dying of AIDS, for the lingerie modeling life, being a […]