I guess it’s Josephine Skriver’s birthday because she posted these shameless pictures of her ass in a pretty revealing bathing suit bottom saying she’s just done another trip around the sun, assuming that space is real and not fake and gay, which I don’t. I guess when you’re a lingerie model who was basically cancelled […]

Josephine Skriver has clearly been keeping busy, at least based on this photoshoot, because I don’t really keep track of the doings of Victoria’s Secret babes who were fired for being too hot for the average consumer that isn’t even a VS consumer, but rather a whining troll of the internet….but it seems like she’s […]

There was a time when Victoria’s Secret sourced and delivered hot chicks to us. They were high paid hot chicks that they imported from around the world and probably passed around to their friends, but when you’re high paid, who fucking cares, it’s all part of the experience. Josephine Skriver was one of their final […]

Josephine Skriver is still hot. Which is probably why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, you know because they’d rather use ditch pigs, fat girls and influencers who try to be hot, to push their products…. They cant’ have do-nothing hot chicks making millions pushing their products, that would be celebrating hot chicks, and that’s […]

Josephine Skriver is a genetically modified model, who was created in a lab by a biologist who I guess understood the importance or the opportunity of the whole designer baby made in a lab movement, I mean maybe he was funded by the eugencists with a plan to sterilize all people in hopes of only […]

Josephine Skriver is a hot, genetically altered, made in a lab as a designer baby for a mad scientist she calls day, but this isn’t about her…it’s about her pool noodle…. This is for anyone who has a pool noodle fetish, which I guess would be like one of those people who has inflattable fetishes, […]

Test Tube Baby, Science Experiment, Made with CRISPR technology in a lab thanks to her biologist dad has proven to be a success.. She hasn’t spontaneous combusted yet, she hasn’t died of weird cancers yet, she’s just a solid designer baby that will inspire all the lab made babies in their future family-less dystopia they […]

When I was a lot younger, I was told by some biker broad in some dive bar in Florida that riding her motorbike makes her cum…which to me was shocking, like I said I was young and not used to aggressive women who looked like men and who you’d expect to fuck women, but actually […]

Josephine Skriver is officially a human trafficked, made in a lab, probably funded by the Lingerie Company who made her, one that seems into funding things like that….because Eugenics is real and even I’ve dabbled in the idea of creating a superior race in my image….I just haven’t really dipped my toe into it…because it’s […]

Last week, or maybe it was two weeks ago, who can really tell in this covid brain fog we’re all under thanks to streaming bullshit all night while drinking myself to death…my kind of covid cure…. But yeah, some outtakes of Skriver came out, and you could basically see her full pussy in the hottest […]