All Russian girls I know are soulless, they are crazy, they are opportunist…and they fucking LOVE money…but all Russian girls I know…are also so fucking hot that you don’t care about their personality flaws…you don’t care that they are soulless or crazy or opportunist…you just fuck them as much as you can…because their look that good…knowing that they’ll move onto a richer guy, or a guy with more to offer than you…because you can offer very little…the second she’s done using you..

There’s no way that Irina Shayk would have got to this level of fame without the A-Listers that she fucked along the way…but let’s remember a lot of equally hot Russians are out there and not fucking A-Listers…who we will never know…and even some of the girls on Mail order bride sites…are legendary…and available at an affordable rate…meaning Irina Shayk is just average thanks to communism killing the uglies…but there’s something solid about this Irina hustle that’s clearly working for her…

Either way, thumb sucking pic for the win…

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I am so on the ball, I posted the cover picture of Irina Shayk in Harper’s Bazaar yesterday….and to quote myself, because how much can one motherfucker say about this bitch….here’s what I said…

And I am reposting this, because all the pics dropped….

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Irina Shayk is one the Cover of Harper’s Bazaar…I’m not sure if it is the America issue or an obscure market issue, I don’t do all that much research into these things, especially when it comes to Russian hookers, who I am just impressed, but not really, because she’s Russian, and Russians are bright, the fact they have no souls, means emotions don’t get in the way of these things, like strategically finding a way out of the Iron Curtain, to live the American dream with all the McDonalds and Levis she can imagine, all by using any means possible, which in her case was being the beard for what has been rumored to be a gay as fuck soccer star in a homophobic European market…use hot RUssian, she knows better than to talk, her people know about keeping secrets, she’ll be good…especially if we put her in Sports Illustrated to make the story more legit…a task that takes one phone call when you’re a huge soccer star trying to pay off a girl by getting her in a magazine that your team pretty much control…

Now she’s dating an A-List actor, and covering magazines, and she is really fucking hot, so I don’t care, and she’s jumped through the hoops to make this happen, so she’s deserving, I just like knowing that I know the scam she pulled, it makes seeing these pics feel like the ultimate troll I’m in on…but maybe that’s just because I created all this in my crazy mind, like some kind of personality disorder delusion…

That’s probably what it is…I’m crazy…and she’s a supermodel who did it the same way other supermodels do it…with hard work ethic and not fucking A listers…right…that’s gotta be it.

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If you’re a Russian Hooker…a really fucking hot Russian Hooker…and you can’t afford make-up because you only make 30 dollars a week in your communist destroyed home….

Find an agency that will find you an A List European athlete, who is covering up his homosexuality with you, and in exchange gets you into Sports Illustrated….because you’re hot and it keeps your fucking extorting mouth shut…

Continue Sports Illustrated until your contract with the Athlete is up, and turn that to vagina over to an A List Actor…like Brad Cooper…

It’ll pay off – people will take you seriously…you will be legitimized…you will not be seen as a hooker opportunist….but you will instead book spokesperson for a massive cosmetic line…like you matter…because you do matter…you worked hard for this…navigating the world like the clever spy you are……take it in…and then fulfill your commitments…before getting pregnant to full circle this wallet fuck….close out this hooker life…get paid…

Life Lesson…be hot, get press and things will happen for you.

A video posted by irinashayk (@irinashayk) on Oct 29, 2015 at 10:38am PDT

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Irina Shayk the hooker who never was…when she first started out, she got a good, high profile client…who appreciated her amazing body….because he was gay and she was Russian, unknown and didn’t know anyone or the language so that she couldn’t tell his secrets, but then she turns around and decides it is time to become famous, I guess she got Greedy and convinced the guy to get her into American Magazines…and now onto the cock of American Icons like Brad Cooper…

Here she is hugging statues of carbs…because she’s probably making a basic joke of “I love carbs”…as dumb models do…or maybe she just wants her ass seen but without being obvious….while being obvious…so round that it needs to be fed more than just Brad Cooper protein…even though his protein pays so well…maybe laying off the carbs until getting pregnant is key…Russians are scheming…because they have no souls…

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Irina Shayk is probably one of the hottest models to come out of Sports Illustrated to have a celebrity cum inside of her…

The other models out of Sports Illustrated are fat chicks like Kate Upton, who pretend they aren’t fat chicks, even though any client who hires them or dude who sees her knows she’s a fat chick, and that doesn’t mean they won’t fuck the fat chick, it just means she’s a fat chick….and/or the gold digging wallet fucker, I guess something they are all by default…it’s like Sports Illustrated is a casting for rich guys to find pussy to fuck and knock up…like John Legend, only I think he had Chrissy Teigen before she was in Sports Illustrated and that was just part of her levaraging his wallet through “love” and being there before he was famous…that has ended in BABIES…that we call her career being over, but her securing a solid child support for life…

Not that this has anything to do with the Russian import, who got here via a homosexual soccer player and his powerful agents that has parlayed that into fucking Brad Cooper, the model fucker, and probably biggest actor in Hollywood under 50, besides maybe Leo DiCaprio…and I guess what I am saying is that…I support her hustle as a souless opportunist russian, because she’s far too hot to be a traditional mail order wife…she’s too hot to just be sent to a brothel…her modeling career although paid for and manufactured doesn’t offend me…because look at this fucking body…and face…my god..she’s great…and not just at manipulating job…but by manipulating practicially homeless marrried guys with a stupid blog in Canada…

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Irina Shayk is pretty substantial…

That’s why celebrities, who can fuck anyone, pass her around and don’t even care that so many other dudes have fucked her before them, just so long as they get into her Russian, thus soulless womb…with their mouth and or penis…depending on how much they pay her, or offer her in press, work VISAs or jobs…

But the fact is, she’s pretty much one of the hottest girls out there getting press, despite not getting much work, whether she’s a model, or sugar baby, or not…doesn’t matter…because all these girls model because it offers a fun life, a good life, and rich as fuck boyfriends when it is all said and done…that they can pull the Chrissy Teigen and try to get knocked up by. It makes fiscal sense…

ALl this to say…Irina Shayk is pretty substantial…

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Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend….

She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him…

Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is:

1- Photo Op – get that press
2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security…

I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream…

It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good…

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Irina Shayk is a rumored hooker…..

These pictures tell a different story, that she’s just a romantic, as most soul-less Russians who escaped RUssia via the gayest Soccer player in the history of Soccer, to become a bikini model, as it solidified his story are…

She just love loves, this is a great American love story, of a man…with a lot of money, and fame, who bangs out as many young models as he can, because that’s the benefit of being a famous, rich person girls want to fuck….finding love in one of the rumored hottest half naked bitch in Sports Illustrated…you know they defied all odds to make this union happen…and to make it work….so that they could show the world how much they care about each other as he dries to dig clams out of her cunt on the beach…because he paid her to let him do whatever he wants to do to her…

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Every seasoned hooker, needs to give her vagina a break, and air her out, so that she can recover from all the abuse she’s taken, even if it has paid her well and created an actual legitimate career for her…

I like to think that’s what Irina Shayk, the “Model” not hooker, who I am sure doesn’t date people for their money, fame, status or ability to help her career, because I’ve met Russian girls, and none of them are money hungry, money grubbing, soul less sex work…

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