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2014

02

May

Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse.

Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples…

Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big…

She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

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2014

29

Apr

Miranda Kerr’s Vogue Taiwan Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is taking her international modelling to the next level, because she’s really got nothing else going on for her, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, she got dropped by her homosexual coked up baby daddy and husband because he wanted to fuck Justin Bieber and she beat him to it, and she’s taken her whore behavior to the next level now that she doesn’t have a billion dollar brand looking over her every move, and now she is allowed to be the whore she always wanted to be…not that wearing a push up bikini on the cover is porn to anyone, except maybe Muslims…but I know she’s reaching hard as fuck to get all the exposure she can get…this time in Taiwan

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2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

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2014

22

Apr

Miranda Kerr See Through in Elle Spain of the Day

The fascinating thing about Miranda Kerr working as a free agent is how often she shows her tits for attention.

It’s like fucking Bieber was the biggest mistake of her life, and that’s what you get when you fuck with evil, you get what you deserve, fired and divorced from your gay coke head husband who wasn’t fucking you…and you did it all because you felt invincible and now she’s out there showing implants like a common hooker, which works, because that’s what she is…because hooking is a state of mind.

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2014

03

Apr

The Rest of the Miranda Kerr Topless for GQ Pics of the Day

The highlight of Miranda Kerr is not that her ex-husband and baby daddy is rumoured to be fucking Selena Gomez….even though he is gay.

A story that is funny if you know the story behind their break-up and her being fired from Victoria’s Secret.

Which involves her having sex with Justin Bieber, while Selena Gomez was dating him…and the tragedy in all this, is that I know this story exists…

I guess the other highlight is that she is topless in GQ.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Mar

Miranda Kerr for May’s GQ UK of the Day

Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her…

And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret..


On being more confident about sex:
“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.”

Here are the pics.

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2014

21

Mar

Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok:

With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is…

All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants…

But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended…

But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

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2014

07

Mar

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

I can’t really look at Miranda Kerr the same way since finding out she got fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Bieber, even when I have been told by people who have had sex with Bieber, including but not limited to pornstars, that Bieber has a massive penis, because Bieber, even when jacked, looks like this hairless 12 year old, that like the dude at the stripclub who was making out with the dyke who was built and dressed like a 13 year old boy, would require a fucking weirdo to get down with…

But she does have a banging body…and I mean as a panty model, that’s what matters, what she sticks in her ass or vagina, really doesn’t…even if it should…

So here is what I’ve been told is a horrible fucking person, Miranda Kerr, doing some underwear campaigning…

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2014

26

Feb

Miranda Kerr Slut in Shoes of the Day

My favorite thing about Miranda Kerr isn’t that she was a wide faced bikini model…but rather that she had sex with Justin Bieber and got fired for it over a year ago…ending her marriage and her career with Victoria’s Secret…that some serious sacrifice to make to get some Bieber dick, which I’ve heard from porn stars I know is a huge penis but still attached to a vile dude who looks 8…

I guess what I am saying is that, this bitch is a sexual deviant, and you may see pink shoes in a slutty pose…while all I see is a misappropriated porn chick…since the model thing pays more..

Good times.

Here some Drunk Bieber video footage TMZ released today as a tribute to Miranda Kerr getting fucked by him….

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2014

17

Feb

Miranda Kerr in a Towel of the Day

Either Miranda Kerr has implants, or she just gave birth, or is getting her period when this picture of her in a towel was professionally shot, while she was professionally made up, perpetuating unrealistic expectations for girls to look like, and unrealistic expectations of what guys want girls to look like, and I for one would like to thank her for that, because I am a firm believer that good looking people, although not necessarily smarter, certainly live better lives than ugly people..I mean Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber and lost her job for it, all while her coked up husband was at home sucking off dudes…and her nanny was raising her baby..not the best move, but still an awesome fucking story…better than any I’ve got…

Good pic for a pretty ready to retire, just waiting for a replacement rich husband to marry…only she booked a Calvin Klein campaign which I guess forgot that Calvin Klein liked people to look 15 and on heroin…

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