Miranda Kerr realizes that when no one gives you work because you had sex with Bieber and kinda blacklisted yourself, tainted your image, made companies think you’re an unprofessional, unstable nightmare…

You gotta get in front of the mirror, tell the haters to keep hating while telling yourself you got it all figured out and the best way to do that is in the form of a selfie…that you make less obvious by incorporating props like a stuffed animal..even if it’s clearly an excuse to stay relevant through bras…

Good times.

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Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…

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I know that Miranda Kerr doesn’t matter. I mean she isn’t even good enough for Victoria’s Secret, Orlando Bloom but more importantly, even Bieber treated her like a jump off he fucked for a night and threw out the next day like kitchen trash, despite her fucking him causing a domino affect that touched every aspect of her life….from home, to public image, to work…one night in Bieber and BOOM! horrible consequences ensue…

But she is in NYC, and it is snowing in NYC, yet she staged some pics with the paparazzi walking around without a jacket, you know so all the moms out there can say “you’re gonna catch cold sweetheart”…while all the guys say “why aren’t your nipples hard”…while everyone else just remembers that there is one thing that doesn’t get cold in winter and that’s whores.

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Harper’s Bazaar and Miranda Kerr released these pics of her topless in Harper’s Bazaar the day after the Victoria’s Secret on purpose..because the Victoria’s Secret model who got fired for fucking Bieber last year….is an interesting storyline to milk, especially when she’s showing of her mom nipples Bieber came all over…or sucked on while calling her mommy because he’s one of those weirdo mommy boys who was sold by his mommy to Usher for sex and pop music leaving him all fucked up…but this isn’t about Bieber…or the girls he fucks because he is richer than god…even if that’s creepy as fuck to the average person who thinks he looks 12 and this Miranda Kerr is on some pedo shit.

It is about Miranda Kerr who keeps holding the fuck on…and if it involves model tits…it’s good enough for me….shot by Terry Richardson…Titties for Fashion…

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores…

So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

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I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber…

I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day.

The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers…

Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce…

But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck…

Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from.

Yes…this is my kind of journalism.

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Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker….

Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up….

You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo…

All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

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The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation…

Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber.

Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies…

Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…

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I wonder if Miranda Kerr got all this new found titty confidence when she was fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last year, and dude was like “shit this is way better than how Usher Breast Feeds Me”….

Or maybe this is the dress you wear when your titties aren’t wanted anymore after getting fired for fucking Bieber after the Victoria’s Secret show last year…

You know to make you feel wanted or at least to get people talking…and it works for me…

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