Aubrey O’Day’s pretty good at keeping herself relevant by giving her fan base semi-slutty pics on twitter, which is coincidentally all it really takes for a girl to get a fan base, cuz as dudes, we’re really only interested in looking at them half named….it’s like she’s taken her future into her own hands, since no one else is giving her work, not that she ever really had work, cuz as far as I know her claim to fame is fucking Diddy when she was on some making of the band shit….

Some call her strategy bottom feeding….I call it bottom heavy…they are just jealous their overreating doesn’t make them a sex icon to at least half a dozen people who have nothing better to do than follow trashy bitches on twitter waiting for them to upload pics….

They are clearly just jealous….Right….

That bullshit said, the good news is that she’s recruited a better looking friend / hired model to use as a prop to make her ass pictures actually worth clicking, cuz staring at her fat ass that’s sucking into itself,on its own is boring at this point, played out….and what better way to get noticed and stay noticed than by using a half naked chick with a better ass to compliment/support yours……

Who cares…this is Aubrey O’Day…what a waste of words I’ve just written…

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I don’t know why I bother posting pics of this bitch. She’s virtually a nobody, but I guess it comes down to the majority of people thinking she’s hot, something that I have a hard time doing, no, not because she banged a black dude, some of the hottest girls out there bang black dudes, it’s the hip hop generation….but cuz she’s fat….has fake tits…and looks and dresses trashy, on some trailer park trash stripper shit…a look that doesn’t turn me on…cuz I’ve had sex with so many of these trashcans for money….and it’s pretty fucking played out….

Not to mention, her posting her tits on twitter is expected, not only cuz all girls with fake tits love showing them off, I mean they saved up all their money for the shits, might as well get use out of the shit and celebrate the shit, but cuz she’s a fame whore and tits are all she’s got to keep people noticing…

BORING.

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Clearly Aubrey O’Day felt left out when all the other useless celebs had paparazzi taking pics of them, so she decided to take shit by the reins and fuck up the system, by taking pictures of herself for the public, cuz that’s what bottom feeders do for attention…

She ignored me….because the truth hurts…she’s a nobody…but wishes she was a somebody…it’s almost sad..but I have no soul and don’t care…but I’m posting her chubby body she got implants to balance out in a bikini anyway…

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Aubrey O’Day is a useless twat, we all know that, but at least watching her struggle to stay relevant involves her wearing as little clothes as possible and posting the shit on twitter, but I don’t think she’s hungry enough, sure she can wipe out an all you can eat buffet, but she’s not hungry enough to get naked or fucked on camera….lame….

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This is what happens when you get fat, deny it to yourself, and slip into the bikini you used to wear when you were skinny, you end up flashing your mound to the world, while your belly hangs over it, in some kind of trailer park kiddie pool party experience you’d expect to see the drunk granny in her 40s having, but instead it’s a bottom feeding celeb hungry for both attention and food, and I guess that makes these pics awesome…

Getting naked for attention, no matter what size you are, always works for me.

Either way, shaved box…

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Looks like Aubrey O’Day got some bigger implants to balance out her hard eating. You know cuz these tits were never this big, and her body never looked so thin in comparison, I guess she’s on a mission from going black and never going back, to slowly trying to come back, cuz black will always fuck her, fat or not, but white guys are more picky about that shit, so she’s trying to get as much reach as she can, cuz that’s what bottom feeding nobodies do, andd as far as I’m concerned it’s working. I mean hosting a Vegas pool party is such a challenge, all the A-Listers fight for this kind of gig, oh right, no they don’t, it’s reserved for bottom feeding trash like O’Day…but the good news is she’s in a bikini, cuz bikinis always win me over, and I’m sure that’s what she’s going for when she wakes up everyday “maybe that site I’ve never heard of will be nice to me for once”….I suck and she’s still a sloppy cow, just shot from the right angle…

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I do this thing that showcases an amazing facial expression of celebrity pussy every once in a while. I call the feature Amazing Face and it”s borderline genius…and by borderline, I mean as far away from the border as you can fucking get from genius….I just figure sometimes it’s funny to laugh at these insecure bitches, all done up cuz they know and want to be shot by the paparazzi, especailly when they slip from their focused and practiced pose and getting captured looking like this pig Aubrey O’Day, making a face like the farmer’s about to insert his 15 inch black cock inside her cuz she’s the fattest pig in the barn…and that brings moderate joy to my life…..don’t ask me why, cuz I won’t tell you.

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You know she did this because Planet Hollywood is desperate for anyone famous to rememeber they exist, you know they did so well in the 90s and it only makes sense to try to maintain that glory by having special guests show up to bullshit ceremonies to give the idiot tourists something to look at, so that they don’t realize how shitty the food, menu, concept that comes with Planet Hollywood is. It’s like “who’s that fat chick they are taking pictures of”, oh “she’s was on TV once, this gives her a stamp of approval, albeit a really low level stamp of approaval, while giving the restaurant that is as quality as hooters a distraction for the tourists, so they think they’ve still got some credibility and pull”….while the truth is Aubrey O’day only agreed to do it cuz she heard they’d give her a free meal, and bitch loves to eat….especially when waiters getting paid minimum wage make her feel important by doubling as photographers.

What a fucking joke.

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You may not know who Aubrey O’Day is….because she’s pretty much a nobody who may or may not have been on Diddy’s TV show at one point in her attention seeking life….she may also have had sex with Diddy during that show…but really who cares…what matters today is that she uses twitter and she wants you to know she uses twitter by showing pictures of her tits in a bikini top…you know cuz she knows this kind of picture has got people talking, mainly cuzthey are concerned for her clown dog who you know she lets eat out her pussy like all those bitches I’ve been seeing on the internet……seriously it is a huge – weird – new trend…

Either way, here’s her cry for attention cuz it’s half naked – even though it is totally uninteresting…

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Here I thought Aubrey O’Day was totally obsolete and practically non-existent now that her low level reality TV career has come to an end and people stopped talking to her…but she showed me just how wrong I was by walking the runway for some fashion line no one’s ever heard of who used her cuz she was affordable and had some level of celebrity to hopefully draw attention to them….because everyone knows fat girls aren’t supposed to be models…how controversial…

Denise Richards was there and even she was shocked by this disaster..no wait, that’s just her whore botox face…..

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