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2009

02

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

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This just in, Aubrey O’Day is an attention craving whore, who pretty much bites Tila Tequila’s whore style and turns to the internet to get naked for her horny fans who love her fat ass and fake tits to give her the illusion that people actually want to fuck her or that she’s actually famous and not just the reality show latch on that she is…..

See the issue I have with Aubrey O’Day is that this cunt posts pictures like this of herself, she stars in some low grade vegas show where she gets topless, and she pretty much can’t hide the fact that she’s a fat chick trying to exploit the little sex appeal she has because as long as a bitch gets naked, dudes will pay attention, but the second I post the pictures of her whore ass in action, I get fucking lawyers letters. So bitch who wants to be seen, makes a big stink about being seen, just because I guess she figures since she has our attention, she might as well try her best to really get our attention and I hate that shit, but mainly because this time it affected me directly.

Either way, here’s her ass and some other twitter pics she’s posting to get noticed, because I guess she feels her overeating and all the hard work she’s done sitting in a quest to turn her body into one black men can appreciate to land a hip hop boyfriend wasn’t getting noticed enough on its own, making her have to bend over for the camera, something more girls need to follow her lead on….

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2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Addresses The New Leaked Topless Pics To Promote Herself of the Day

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Attention whore Aubrey O’Day posted a video of herself in a sheer bra on Youtube that should be taken down for being pornographic and breaking the Youtube rules, but it is kinda hot if fake tits in sheer bras is your thing.

I didn’t listen to what she said, but she was whining about the nude pics that were leaked of her and her doughy body from her Peepshow premiere in an obvious attempt to milk this shit as hard as she can. She claims she was on the phone with lawyers internationally like posting her nude pic is a fucking crime, but the truth is that she is just trying to get more people talking about her to sell more tickets and give her more work.

The whole thing is bullshit, but I guess then again, so is she.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Tits

2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Holly Madison Go Topless in Vegas for Peepshow of the Day

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(HAD TO REMOVE THE PICTURES)

Everyone get excited, 2 whores with fake tits you have probably already seen topless before, because they are whores with fake tits, who you only know because they are whores with fake tits, are staring in some bullshit called Peepshow that other whores with fake tits have been a part of in the past few months like Mel B and got knows who else because tracking Vegas shows isn’t a hobby of mine, are topless and these are the pics….

But you’d still fuck the two of them even if it involved just fucking yourself to pics of them, so enjoy.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Holly Madison|Peepshow|Top|Vegas

2009

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day and Her Peepshow Promo Pics of the Day

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It’s a celebration at the O’Day household, you know bitch busted out the jar of peanut butter for the dog she fucks to go to fucking town on her cunt, because Aubrey O’Day’s finally got work and hasn’t had to lower herself to her breast implant’s destiny of being grabbed for 10 dollars a song, instead, she is acting like a stripper and not actually being a stripper, apparently there’s a difference, just not a very big one and here she is in her photoshopped promo pics for “Peep Show” filling the big shoes that Mel B left in her life changing performance and O’Day is wearing some stripper clothes because she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper…let me repeat that…she’s acting like a stripper and not actually a stripper (yet)…..what a fuckin’ joke.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Lingerie

2009

02

Sep

America Turns on Aubrey O’Day of the Day

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So Aubrey O’Day is getting some heat because she says that Castro is a brilliant man, which upsets Fox News because they are born to hate Castro and communism as it is against the American way or some shit, because during the Cold War, Castro allied with the Russians, because he knew America was going to try to take over his country and he didn’t want that.

It is the same mentality that people have when they say “drive American cars”, when everyone knows American made cars are shit, but are just told to think that…..because I know the people of Fox News have never been to Cuba and have no idea first hand what Cuban life is like, but are full of shit…

Truth is that most psychopaths, murderers and political leaders are geniuses, and calling Castro a murderer is like calling George W. Bush a murderer for invading the middle east without a real just cause where troops and civilians died only I think Bush had less passion than Castro.

Once they backed her into the corner they asked her if she thought Hitler was brilliant and she said yes, and everyone went nuts…

So in her defense, what Hitler did was sick, disgusting, and psychotic, but the fact that he was able to get a whole country to follow his lead is proof that he was a charismatic and genius and the motherfucker just had sick use of his genius…..

Either way, I wanna fuck Aubrey O’Day.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Castro|Hitler

2009

27

Aug

Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day was on Wendy WIlliams, a show I’ve never seen, but assume is hosted by a man dressed like a woman, and Audrey and her talk about her weave, getting fired for not fucking Diddy and some Playboy bullshit and I guess she’s here trying to get the support of black women everywhere so that they invite her to their houses so she can fuck all their brothers, cuz that’s why she’s been getting herself thick for. She also sings some stupid song, shows off her body and hearing her talk her bullshit always makes me feel better about myself so I figure I should share that joy with you….with interviews like this someone needs to pull the plug on this bitch but never will because she’s black and no one wants to touch that shit for fear of getting called a racist…on the positive side of things – she hates on Heidi Montag and that’s a good thing….but really at this point who doesn’t….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Wendy WIlliams

2009

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day is Turning Black of the Day

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I find Aubrey O’Day’s strategy to stay famous pretty racist. She’s darkened her hair-up to look like a light skin black girl gone blonde, she’s taken up eating and is getting thick and she’s even started tanning heavy, all in efforts to look like some kind of Beyonce, because I guess her target market is black dudes, and she thinks that is what they want, even though everyone knows that black dudes don’t like fuckin’ black women, and she had better luck with the white angle, but I guess she hasn’t figured that one out as she goes out partying with her black girlfriends like she wasn’t from Palm Springs and was straight from the ghetto…

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2009

07

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Fat Ass of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….

Speaking about ass and going nowhere, I met a girl who was talking about anal sex at the bar all fuckin’ night because she’s never had it and wanted it but her boyfriend tried once when they were in the shower and she chickened out, so I told her she needed to practice shoving things inside her, you know just to get a feel for it, so start with the beer bottle and work your way up, so here she is lifting her skirt in the fuckin bar sitting next to me, shoving things in her ass while everyone watched confused….and I didn’t volunteer my dick….mainly because it’d be downsizing…but also because she was vile lookin’.

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2009

14

Jul

Aubrey O’Day is Turning into Beyonce of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is posting pics from her Paper Mag cover shoot that I guess she’s currently at on twitter. I found it weird that she’s lookin’ like she’s black. Now I love black chicks, I just don’t like white chicks who pretend to be black chicks. They are tacky pieces of trash who deserve to be stomped out by black girls for stealing their men, since black dudes love all things white….

I guess she’s realized the color of her target market’ so she’s gone out and got her ass fatter than ever, she’s got her skin darker than ever, and I guess that’s the magic formula to become the white chick every black dude wants to fuck, but up until now, I thought just having a vagina was all you needed.

I guess the real unfortunate thing in all this is being called Beyonce, because Beyonce is disgusting and that’s a dis worse than unexpected sodomy in a back alley….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Black|Fat|Tits

2009

10

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Underwear Pics of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is in some trashy Vegas show that Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in, where these half talented bitches run around in their underwear, singing and dancing because they can’t land real record deals and concert tours because their time has come and gone already, and she decided to post some pictures on Twitter, because when you’re an attention whore, that’s kind of part of what you do, and these are the pics.

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