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2011

03

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Doesn’t Hide Her Fat of the Day

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I think Aubry O’Day is targeting the fat chick fetishists and/or black dudes, cuz not only is she wearing a tight dress that shows off every roll and fold, but she’s also wearing horizontal stripes, something all fat people know make them look substantially fatter, while carrying a fucking cheesecake….

It’s like she’s embraced her fatness and is loving it cuz it gives people something to talk about when nothing else is going on for her…especially since it’s given her a fucking a place in the world of fat chick lovers all while maintaining the black cock she’s always had..cuz black girls only see white and that’s good enough for them…

Here are the pics…of Aubrey O’Day on the X-Tina Aguilera diet plan…They need to get together and eat it out….

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2011

17

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Topless for Twitter of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day brought her fat chick fake tits to twitter fo more twitter bottom feeding by trash who weren’t invited to the Golden Globes because they don’t matter…at least that’s what I can assume is going on in these pictures….but then again, hoping to get some attention for semi-naked pics while keeping a handful of her fans happy…who I assume may still exist even though I don’t understand why they would exist is kinda all she’s good for…and in my opinion, she’s not even that good at that…cuz she’s neglected to post some nipple…

Who cares….

What’s she famous for anyway? Having sex with Diddy once? I wish I could find someone to fuck that would make me a relevant person in American Society…but that’s just cuz I like fucking…

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2010

18

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day’s ass is a lot better than I thought it was going to be. I knew she was a fake titty, trashy looking piece of shit slut who fucks or at least tries to market herself to black dudes by eating…so I wasn’t expecting her shit to look this round and well put together when she decided to take a picture of herself since no one else has been knocking on her door to take pictures of her…and the number of twitter followers she has is her only way of feeling like people still care about her now that she’s done and used up in the celebrity game she never really was a player in…not that her 15 minutes are up….but maybe more pictures like this will lead to a revival in her relevance…

Girls…If you want to be famous…all you have to do is strip down strategically…it’s really that easy.

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2010

20

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Rapes Her Dog in Her Underwear of the Day

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Here is Aubrey O’Day posing in her underwear with her dog…because she’s got nothing else going on…and figures she might as well get some attention on twitter cuz it makes her feel relevant and keeps her going another day…not that anyone would care if she ever stopped “going” because no one even remembers who she is…except maybe her dog, but that’s just because she’s the person who feeds him…her vagina…when black guys are too busy sticking their dicks in other white chicks to bother with this twat…

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2010

17

Sep

The Best Party I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

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I don’t get invited to parties, I never really did, I was the guy no one wanted around, but I’m cool with that…I guess it is expected when you are the weird guy who doesn’t shower you catch in dirty laundry hamper playing with your mom’s dirty panties….I am sure you know what I mean….

So this Macy’s Glamorama bullshit went down and they attracted a whole lot of weirdness, I wasn’t included in the fun, but I figured I’d document what we all missed…

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They biggest guest was Michael Jackson in his female costume, cuz we all know dude’s not dead, he’s just decided to be Latoya Jackson and he’s loving all the new found love.

Aubrey O’Day was there with her fake tits and thick body she designed to seduce black men, and by designed I mean overate thinkin’ she’d corner a market, that turned out to not be a good strategy, despite having had the opportunity to hang with MJ in his Lady costume…

They also had the redheaded bitch from the Andy Dick and Negro who isn’t Whoppi on The View show, who lost 50 lbs with Jenny Craig but still has a stupidly large head….that makes her look like she didn’t lose any weight on the Jenny Craig commercial…totally defeating the whole point of losing the weight…and scaring us by making us think this weightloss has made her more sexual…cuz we know it has…it always does…but the good news is that she’s still a fat pig to me…

The show stopper was that they managed to steal this human/giraffe hybrid from the lab to make an appearance…what the fuck is this thing….

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2010

21

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Posts Tits on Twitter for Followers of the Day

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I like the twitter strategy of staying relevant by posting pictures of yourself slutting out as hard as you can…even if these pictures of Aubrey O’Day aren’t slutting out as hard as she can, because she has done Playboy and I have seen her naked fake tits and so did a lot of other people, making me think that the next step in slutting should naturally be her recreating a birthing scene using her tie-dyed dog as the newborn baby crawling out of her cunt…..

If you like fake tits in a bikini to get twitter followers, then you’ll like this….but I just find it as desperate as her attempt to turn herself black cuz she knows she’s fat and likes food and black dudes dig that trashy fat shit…especially when it was born white…

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2010

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Has a Seriously Shitty Body of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day has taken this eating thing a little too far. I get that she loves black dude attention becuase they are the only people who give her any attention because they are the only people who appreciate a fat white girl…and I guess that was a market she liked taping into because it took a lot of pressure off her in terms of actually getting off her ass and exercising….The only weird thing about it is that she’s trying to turn herself into a fat black woman, which is pretty much career suicide because black dudes hate black women and really I don’t know why I am analyzing this bullshit because bitch doesn’t deserve this much thought….but it is funny that she’s still celebrating on her Playboy cover from a year ago, by wearing a Miss March necklace, which was probably the last work she’s got and will ever get, so her life goal has finally been accomplished…..cuz she’s fat ghetto trash…enjoy…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

15

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Tits Still Trying to Be Black of the Day

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One of the more confusing things about Aubry O’Day is how she’s trying to turn herself black. I remember reading about how she fucked Diddy and other rappers back when she was on TV, before everyone forgot about her, and I get that some girls are really into black dudes, whether it is to upset their dads, the size of their dicks, their powerful position in the music industry, the fact that they fuck fat chicks, or whatever other reason their is for a white girl to go black. See I like under 30 pussy, she likes black dudes, you like wearing women’s panties, we all have our preferences and I don’t judge anyone for anything that makes them happy….

I just find it funny that she’s found comfort in the fact that black dudes like fat chicks, so it’s allowed her to eat all the fucking milkshakes she can, so many milkshakes that the store made her the fucking spokesperson, figuring that a fat no name bitch with fat tits is a good look for their brand, especially since everyone’s so entertained by the fact they chose her that they are writing about it….I also find the color of her skin funny, it’s like she’s trying to turn into that orange shit color that’s worked so well for the Kardashians in luring black cock.

Either way, here she is getting felt up by Elmo but more importantly showing off her stupid contacts that make her look like she’s cast in some bootleg Twilight softcore porn…but life’s not that good for her…and instead she’s stuck endorsing milkshakes…

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2010

29

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Still Thinks She’s Black of the Day

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I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now…

Pics via LFI

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2009

25

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Posts Her Anus on Twitter of the Day

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I love whores as much as the next guy. I think there is real pleasure in seeing someone who had something go wrong in her youth forced to make-up for it today. I find joy in seeing girls who had a taste of celebrity because they were on a reality show forced to step up their game a few notches to continue to keep people watching. Sure, the whole thing gets annoying and could be sad to witness for some, but for the most part it means seeing their assholes on twitter and I can’t see anything wrong with that no matter how hard I try. I think Aubrey O’Day is following the path that was paved for her on the journey that is her life. She’s finally come to terms with the fact that she is nothing but a whore who only gets noticed cuz guys want to fuck her or at least see her naked…and here she is giving into that. AMAZING….We can only hope more whores who don’t know they are whores because they are in denial and think they are bigger than they actually are go that route….

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