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2009

25

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Brings the Positive Post of the Day

Everyone says that I am too negative in my posts, that all I do is hate on shit, and that it’s easy to hate on shit, especailly when you do nothing with your life, but maybe I should consider being more encouraging and respectable, because it’s not like I am better than these people, so here’s my attempt at being positive.

Aubrey O’Day is great, she’s really a lot more successful than she ever thought she would be, and all it took was a confidence in herself that didn’t kill her spirits everytime guys just asked her to show some more cleavage, when people had no interest in what she had to say or what she had to offer the world, she took command of that and made it work for her and due to that talent and drive, she got a prestigious cameo in some straight to DVD movie called American High, something far more amazing than webcam videos for random guys for 3 dollars a minute. Good job girl. You look great.

I tried.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy|Positive Post

2009

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

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Here’s a video of Aubrey O’Day shooting her Playboy cover shoot because I figure since she’s obsessively talking about the shit like a 35 year old who finally lost his virginity to an actual girl talks to his friends on Second Life. Sure, it’s enough already but people find her hot and I like the fact that she’s an insecure girl who aspired to be in Playboy but always felt inadequate so that’s why she’s so proud of this accomplishment that I can’t see being a fucking accomplishment but maybe that’s because I am not a whore of a girl, and need the bunny tattoo on my pelvis to really grasp how big of a deal this is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photoshoot|Playboy

2009

17

Feb

Aubrey O’Day’s Tits Posing With Her Playboy Cover of the Day

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When I was growing up I had a poor friend. Dude wasn’t as poor as my family back in Mexico, but he was fucking poor compared to everyone else in my school. He would wear the same jogging suit, he would always smell, he was always greasy and had muddy hands, he was skinny and grey, had black teeth and chain smoked and was only 12. I remember he’d never have school lunches, he’d always beg for my bologna sandwiches and he was fucking angry and annoying as shit.

One day he came to school with a paperbag that was filled with candy. I am talking a paper bag filled with fucking candy and dude carried that thing around like it his life depended on it. No other kids asked for any candy because they were disgusted by him, but he still got nervous if you got close to it as if it would disappear and he’d never get to eat it. By the end of the week, shit was getting tired, the bag was ripped and falling apart, but everywhere he went that fucking bag went with him.

Aubrey O’Day reminds me of that kid. You know going everywhere with her Playboy cover because it’s all she has going for her. She’s beating that shit like a dead horse, or even like a retarded kid who got a trophy for participating in Track and Field who just won’t let it go because he’s retarded and feels so fucking honored and special, despite everyone in the class getting the same fucking trophy. If you know what I mean.

I guess the good news is that she’s doin’ it all with some crazy cleavage and I couldn’t ask for much more from a slut, except for maybe a porn tape, but I’m sure that’s on it’s way….

Here she is talking about herself on Chelsea Lately…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|cleavage|Playboy|Tits

2009

14

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Scans of the Day

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I haven’t bothered to check if these were posted anywhere else, but since the magazine is in stands it’s not really a leak or an exclusive, it just saves you 10 dollars and/or a lot of embarrassment of getting caught pulling a whack in the back of a magazine store…jack. Posting them today means we have til Monday before the asshole’s at Playboy, who email me constantly asking me to link to their shit for free, come knocking at my door saying that I breached some sort of copyright law by posting this shit when I just like to think I’m helpin’ sell magazines cuz these scans are fucking shit.

The point of this is to say that we all know you’re lookin’ for lonely desperate girls snd there’s only one place that will be a hot spot for that tonight and that’s at every movie theater playing “He’s Just Not That Into You”. So get up there now and start working your magic on bitter 20 somethings who’ve had a tough run and are alone this very magical day of love and lies.

Don’t tell me I don’t give you good advice. Happy Valentines Day you fucking queers.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy|Spread

2009

12

Feb

Aubrey O’Day and Her Playboy Photoshop Bullshit of the Day

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These Aubrey O’Day pictures have been doing the rounds the past couple of days. I was waiting for the spread pussy shots that you’d expect from her to hit before posting her Playboy cover, you know to give you something you can actually appreciate, because seeing a whore in Playboy, not naked is a fucking annoyance. You know she gets fucked by black cock every fucking night, you know she lets her dog crawl into her tattered womb, you know she got kicked out of her girl band bullshit and desperate to get attention and you know the concept behind doing Playboy to get ahead was a commendable one, you know like a med student who becomes a Gogo dancer at a club, you know the girl who dresses in booty shorts and dances on stage to set the mood, when we all know she should be getting naked and giving lap dances and letting strangers grab her for 10 dollars a song, meaning, that despite making the right moves as a slut doesn’t always mean having the right outcome.

What I am trying to say is…Let’s see some labia even if it’s photoshopped to look worth fucking, kinda like she was in these Playboy pictures.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Playboy

2008

17

Dec

Aubrey O’Day is a Bisexual of the Day

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This just in….Aubrey O’Day is Bisexual and nobody cares because we’ve all seen this cry for attention in clubs first surface in the late 90s, you know chick on chick on the dance floor while the frat cheers them on like a bunch of horny virgins.

We already saw the picture of her kissing my internet girlfriend who really doesn’t satisfy any of my needs, and isn’t my internet girlfriend because she doesn’t know I exist or get naked on webcam for me, but who I call my internet girlfriend because I am a fan of her page on Facebook, and I like to creep the ladies out like that, Lydia Hearst and I guess that day was the day there was a little more discharge in O’Day’s panties than usual….and her only reasoning for it was that she was into pussy….

Either way, this story would be more scandalous if she released a video of her dog licking peanut butter off her cooch just to put that urban legend to rest and prove that living sex toys are better than the plastic ones you’ve been using with other chicks, as long as nobody finds out about it.

Here’s an old picture of a see-through shirt on an useless whore because I just fell into her attention cry….

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Bisexual

2008

11

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Backstage Photoshoot Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know why these pictures of Aubrey O’Day and her fake tits hit the internet today, because the people at Complex told me they’ve been around for a while, but since everyone’s posting them, I figure I might as well jump on the bandwagon. The truth is, based on her level of trash, I’d expect her to be getting hosed down with pig shit, or Diddy’s black man piss like she was a Kardashian, or maybe even a 15-30 men bukake party, or even some fuckin’ dirty mop water, but Fiji water, that she’s like 3 dollars a bottle, everyone knows that no man in their right mind would spend that kind of money on this kind of whore, unless it came with a Girlfriend Experience, included her abused pink dog and ended after an hour.

To See More Exclusive Behind the Scenes Shit at Complex….
GO

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Backstage

2008

20

Nov

Aubrey O’Day and the Shittest Upskirt Picture Ever of the Day

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Someone emailed me this picture of Aubrey O’Day having an upskirt and flashing what I think are panties. Thanks for the fucking lead buddy, this has to be the shittiest upskirt pictue I have ever seen. Considering this girl is pretty much a fucking prostitute, you’d think we could get it in a little better quality, maybe even with a little pussy lip hanging out of her dog’s mouth. But instead, I get this shit. I don’t even know what the fuck I am lookin’ at, but I’ll post it anyway, because that’s how fucking lazy I am….

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2008

31

Oct

Aubrey O’Day is a Disaster of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day reminds me of using too much E or at least her career does. One minute, she’s flying high on her reality show, in a band then the next she’s kicked the fuck off the show and out of the band, for being an attention whore slut that draws negative attention to Diddy, making her doomed to a life of fake tits and colorfully dyed dogs. It’s like the time I went to a rave years ago, not really knowing what to expect, and popping a couple of pills my friend gave me and realizing it kicked in an hour into it because the people dressed like circus performers in furry pants didn’t piss me off anymore, actually nothing pissed me off and I was meeting people, hugging strangers and was convinced that I was in heaven and these little freaky kids were fuckin’ angels carrying me to a better place, then all of a sudden, my brain froze and when I looked at their faces they were skeletons and demons and I ran in the corner trying to hide, thinking it was over for me…..and it took me about 2 years to really believe that I hadn’t died that night and that I was actually not in some weird afterlife, but in real life, and my friends were happy when I stopped grabbing their faces in a panic to see if they were actually there with me and that I wasn’t just dreaming the whole thing. Needless to say, I never did E again and my story probably has nothing to do with Aubrey O’Day and her busted up face, but I am too far behind to bother editing it now…..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Disaster

2008

07

Oct

Aubrey O’Day Loves Dogs of the Day

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I am a dog lover, like Aubrey O’Day is, only a different kind of dog lover. I think dogs are cool and fun to be around and less annoying than people are because as long as you feed them they love you and everytime you come home from wherever you’v been, they act fucking insane like you’re very own groupie at the concert you are headlining that is your life. I don’t have a dog, but Aubrey O’Day does and she loves it in a way that makes me feel uncomfortable. I find it abusive and reminiscent of Jon Benet Ramsey, the Dog Version. I’m talking doing it up the way you want it to be done up with crazy hair and make-up, touching it inapprorpiately, then killing it off the second something new and exciting comes along.

She reminds me of a friend I had when I was 11, who was clearly a pyschopath and was bound to do some pretty sick shit to people unless he got help, the kind of kid who would hunt squirrels and disect them and shit for fun and one day when at his house he wanted to show me something cool and took me to his basement with his dog, where he proceeded to make out with it, touching tongues and grabbing at its dick and shit and turned to me offering me a turn because it was good practice for when we get with real chicks, and instead of taking him up on it, I got the fuck out of there and didn’t speak to him again.

I guess the only thing better about these pictures of Aubrey O’Day dyking out with her dog is that I can distract myself with her tits.