Bella Thorne put out some latex fetish silly video to remind you all that she’s a Diseny whore exploited by her parents and the Disney Execs capable of revolutionizing content for the porn generation by being as porny as she can while still maintaining mainstream success…since mainstream success pays…

She gets the acting jobs, the social media campaigns, has launched her own shitty brand of make-up, her own record label of shit music, her own clothing brand of shit…..because she’s a candy coated fucking mainstream poptart trying to be edgy and the mainstream audience that is as lame as it has always been, is a bit more edgy than it used to be, because of internet porn…so the content that comes out of it is more enjoyable for the perverts out there like us….

This is for her make-up brand, that I guess she creative directed. The color is Fuck me firetruck, and I guess it’s taking Kylie’s lead on making a billion dollar brand since kids are loyal to assholes they see on social media and not the stuffy classic brands their mother’s wear….weird times.

The highlight of this video for me is the FAO train that is on her ass…my wife knows I love Christmas and bought me that very same train set this Christmas for 100 dollars…I set it up, because I have always wanted a Christmas train, just not in a dumpy basement apartment, I always visualized a farm house in Vermont or Connecticut for my train..I’m nostalgic like that…but too broke for that…and when I set up the train set I thought “this was a dumb fucking purchase…I shoulda got 10 bottles of wine instead…you know we don’t have the room for this shit..and it’s fucking loud, I should have got a damn normal train set like a creepy old man…not this fucking clunky massive one”….not once did I think that three days after setting it up…Bella Thorne would have the VERY same train on her ass…..something I didn’t think would happen…even when I was setting up the train….not once did I think….I wish there was an asshole big enough to act as a tunnel for this Christmas train to run through….maybe I’m less of a pervert, maybe Christmas is sacred, maybe asses deserve more phallic and manageable sized objects of insertions….unless you’re Bella Thorne and you fucking bring that Disney training to the front lines…in a Sexy Christmas Miracle just in time for Orthodox Christmas….not that one that the Coca Cola company created….

Here is the video

I call my artistic interpretation of Bella Thorne’s Fuck Me Firetruck…..My Poor Pug…

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I saw a ginger kid – a weird beady eyed ginger kid, dressed like Harry Potter the other day and I realized something I always knew and that being a ginger is a birth defect, or disability, or retardation. It is hard not to be terrifying when you are a ginger. The only hope is hot body, hot tits, and slutty behavior to distract us all…seriously…

Bella Thorne is lucky she’s got a hot young body she exploits like all the social media girls…cuz it makes her less creepy than that Harry Potter looking ginger with the bug eyes totally genetically fucked up I saw this weekend…you know more fuckable….

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Bella Thorne launched a makeup line because she’s realized that kids have access to their parent’s credit cards and buy shit they think is cool on the internet all fucking day…making a bitch like Bella Thorne who has a huge audience from her Disney Roots make far more money than if she was just to do a traditional brand deal holding the make-up and smiling. It’s on some Kylie Jenner shit, do it yourself with a supplier, private LABEL that shit, and make fucking money. Plus she can always sell the asset off when she is done with it for far more return than a fucking brand deal pic that ends with the brand deal pic….

It’s a clever use of social media, make those margins instead of the big brands, it’s a way to get these trendy on social media people even more rich. A lot of them are smart enough to be doing it, whether it is with bikini lines, underwear lines, cosmetic lines and it’s working for them…

I appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit especially when it’s with girls who realize whoring out is the answer…that tits get hits…that being naked and weird will get shared more than not being naked…and that her big tits have value and can lead to direct sales….

I figure that if you have millions of followers and you haven’t launched a company selling product, you’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t know your followers and are wasting opportunity….so Bella Thorne although trashy and annoying and a phoney…just mainstream Disney Shit being the new face of Disney Shit…cuz this is where the market is at…is clever enough to get paid….

Here is a close up video of her BUSH

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You can’t really see Bella Thorne’s nipple in her Queer photo for a homosexual propaganda magazine called OUT….but that’s because Bella Thorne is a ginger and has invisible nipples that don’t show up on her pasty white skin….especially after her tits have been filled with implants stretching out that ginger skin…making me happy this isn’t her vagina…because as much as she whores herself out and as much as she whores her fake tits out because they aren’t actually part of her, just an accessory like a new car, or a new face thanks to lip injections…she keeps her pussy in her pants…at least in terms of content for social media in her clickbaiting and I can only assume it is because she has the pussy curse of the readhead pussy where the pussy lips are a bit too fucking pink for the skin color and the contrast of the two disgusting…

I just know that if we haven’t seen her pussy yet, and we haven’t she’s not all that racy..just a trained Disney kid talking to a market in their voice to sell product…which is probably why she fucks chicks too..it’s trendy…

Point being…there is no point to any of this nonsense.

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Bella Thorne is living her best life – looking beat as fuck…

She’s 20 or younger and looks 45…

She’s really hype now – people care about her and all it took was a Disney show and some half nude ig pics…

She’s annoying and may be the next opiate overdose! It’s trendy. Opiate overdoses.

Stay tuned to find out!

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Bella Thorne the most important person on instagram according to Bella Thorne was promoting her Halloween party that I tried to get an RSVP to…and that I emailed in for but that was RUDELY ignored…

I wrote:

This is what I missed….

and this….

I got nothing back, no invitation or discount priced tickets…rude…but I wasn’t really surprised all these kids are fucking assholes and I’ve been ignored by everyone pretty much my entire existence……

I guess Bella Thorne wasn’t reading the emails anyway, she has groupie interns and assistants for that, while she’s busy being all into herself and promoting herself in the lowest but best and most effective form…getting half naked.

It’s not all these people’s fault that they are narcissistic, society is based on taking pics of yourself in the fucking mirror…that’s what people deem important…

While I deem nudity for no reason important because there was a time when you didn’t get daily half naked celebs….now that shit is everywhere…

What’s interesting is how doughy she’s looking, there was a time she was into fitness erotica and all she’d do is workout, be toned and now…she’s slowly getting fat…girl will learn the sad truth of slowing metabolism, too many carbs booze and other munchies snacks…it’s already starting with the untoned…and will end with the Amy Schumer…where everyone will throw money at her because fat is in…

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Bella Thorne, your favorite self promoting Disney whore, who at 18 never spoke to her thieving mother again, and with 200 dollars to her name, or so she thinks she only had 200 dollars, she’s managed to make a shit ton of money exploiting all those Disney fans into thinking she’s cool, interesting or compelling, all while getting half naked…

I wonder if the 200 dollars she had in her account was before or after she got herself tits, or did her mom get her tits at 16, as solid stage parents who made all her kids sing and dance for rich men for money….would do.

I just know that despite being annoying as fuck…I appreciate Bella Thorne as an “It girl”, an “Influencer” and “actor” and performer….when she does slutty attention seeking titty content for her fans cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts…and so am I…

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