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2016

03

Aug

Bella Thorne Gets Eyebrows TATTOOED of the Day

Life as a fair skinned ginger fame whore is rough…you know drawing in your eyebrows everyday – but luckily the world is vain enough to have a solution for that, to appease her vanity, her insecurity, her self absorbed narcissism that would rationalize her fame whore whoring….you know her putting out pictures that she thinks she looks hot in, for people to believe, when really they aren’t her legitimate self…but who needs legitmate self when you can live on a computer or cell phone via social media…

She’s clearly a vapid twat, who would tattoo her eyebrows, in an era when 12 year olds are getting brazilian waxes and face fillers….life…it’s so ridiculous…

I still think she’s 50…this is something 50 year olds would do…

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2016

12

Jul

Bella Thorne Dick Suck Face on Snapchat of the Day

Here’s some shameless video of Bella Thorne in a car making dick sucking motions – knowing she’s making dick sucking motions – pretending she’s not making dick sucking motions – because she’s not a pervert – she’s an 18 year old child star who people fucking love because she looks like a 40 year old Tranny and Tranny is in right now…

Or maybe you prefer some Shameless video of her stuffing her face with noodles, because she has no table manners, she doesn’t need table manners, her parents let her do anything she wanted – as long as she made it to set -since she was their golden child, their Lohan, they’re last hope to never work again after packing up the van and moving the LA to make this happen for them…and MAKE IT HAPPEN THEY DID…thanks to florida work ethic and drive / hooking…

OR maybe you like seeing her dance…

I don’t hate Bella Thorne, I actually think she’s lovely, funny and almost mocking the industry – because it’s dumb – while being part of the industry, and monetizing the industry while having fun within the industry and her body is banging…so keep up the good work….

Here she is eating her co-star –

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TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN ROME CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Ice Cream Licking Butt Shot of the Day

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A few hours ago – Bella Thorne posted this cropped picture of her eating ice cream – taken by the paparazzi in Italy or wherever the fuck she is…and I appreciate her doing the work for me – it’s like why take an “innocent” pic of a random low level celebrity who is on the rise because of her masterful use of social media – which doesn’t really take much mastering, I mean I am shit at it but I’m not a girl who can post semi clever pics dudes can jerk off to or at least get primed to jerk off to because with as many slutty pics that she can pass off as not being slutty as possible – followers grow…this is just an innocent ice cream eating pic and if you’ve been to the ice cream shop on a hot summer day – you know even innocent ice cream eating isn’t innocent to the right pervert…or anyone who has sucked a dick, had a dick sucked or seen it..

Apparently, she’s in Montreal this summer shooting a movie….I can take all the slutty pics she needs…It’s the summer job I need and that I’d do for free…make me relevant Bella Thorne…make me relevant….

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN ROME CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Jul

Famewhore Bella Thorne is the New Lohan in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the new Lohan, not broken or haggard yet – but still has red hair and exploitive parents still not quite at her peak and really could be just a splash in the pan we don’t remember – but there is still hope she gets one hit role to support her hit Instagram where she uses her tits to get hits in a subtle but obvious way – which will make the crash far more enjoyable….

But I don’t mind spending two seconds a day or less paying notice to her antics my life is dull and empty – might as well fill up on junk food like this….

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2016

04

Jul

Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy

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Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream…

Only in America can you be the product of lazy fucking parents, who look at their kids as an opportunity to cash the fuck out, because that’s what happens when you’re an ego, you think you cum gold, and you have to devote your life to making sure that cum grows up into a famous and successful earner….ideally on TV< but they’d settle with bootleg model, just so long as they don’t have to work and can turn being a parent into being a “manager”….

Only in America can a girl who gets on TV, not a very lucrative show, but still a show with enough creepy dad’s who sexualize her, to make her social media following relevant….and large enough to cash in….only to post subtle slutty but not that slutty even though it is obviously slutty and the sole purpose of the pic is to get male attention rather than to show her fitness form at pilates..

Only in American can that low level slutty – make dreams come true….and your audience grows and grows…making your paychecks grown and grow….so Trashy Florida parents can buy all the trashy things they want…but instead of doing it back in Florida…they’re Hollywood now…living the fucking dream…

Here are some of her best instagram model – because instagram models are the real people who are living the dream – slutty pics…

 

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2016

30

Jun

Bella Thore Topless Famewhore of the Day

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Bella Thorne is still on the hustle, because this fame whore has become more and more famous with her whoring on social media – since Social Media is life. We’re all a bunch of vapid robots, into building up an audience of people we don’t know and may never meet, but who we want to have follow us – and distract us from things that are of actual substance…

Adventures and activities are designed to stage pictures and posts, people are there to like your shit, but life has zero actual substance, no one actually cares about real fucking life, and living a real good life, because being dialed in and plugged in is some security blanket…it’s just craziness…

But in Bella Thorne’s case, it’s taken a low level actor – and made her a household name to perverts and posting topless selfies, so subtle you have to look in the mirror reflection, is a small price to pay to have fun with all her and her family ever wanted…

She’s ridiculous….but winning at it..so let this be a lesson to all fame whores, do what this one is doing…

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2016

29

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Subtle Outfit / Casual Posing of the Day

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I call pictures like this casual. Where a cunt poses hard and cheesy and owns it. Like the street is her runway and the hired paparazzi her adorning fans – or the people in the audience at the fashion show of her life…

It’s so shameless, so ridiculous, and basically what a group of fame whore girls have been doing for the longest time in their self promotion…financed by the yogurt shop…

I just prefer when the pictures on INSTAgram are more “INSTANT” and not some photoshopped bullshit lies. I prefer when the paparazzi pics are casual, and the girl in them doesn’t want to have her pics taken like she’s having her privacy invading – LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL WHEN PAPARAZZI HOUND HER…

But instead everyone, especially Bella Thorne, are fame whores, who love the attention, who love the camera, who work it for the camera as part of their marketing strategy and who don’t care how silly they look, because their entire generation does this FOR their IPHONES, at least Bella is on TV and in movies and is doing it for reputable hired paparazzi – like she mattters…

This girl is one of the more relevant names on social media getting work in movies…and this is how she behaves – loving every second of it – reminding me that the glamourous exclusivity of hollywood is done, and it’s just a matter of who can be the bigger fame whore getting half naked – in a bikini top on the fucking street – to get noticed…and it’s really too bad…because if hollywood is so basic, accessible, cheesy and lame…what are the kids going to aspire to…I guess getting half naked on the internet – fingers crossed that they’ll make it…I guess that works for me…so keep it going Bella Thorne…slut on…forever…you 40 year old looking 18 year old gift from the trash can of florida…

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2016

22

Jun

Bella Thorne in a Bikini of the Day

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I am sure I posted a bunch of the paparazzi / social media pics of Bella Thorne shooting this….I remember the bathing suit…and apparently it was for GALORE, which is some pretentious mainstream magazine that takes vapid pics of “relevant” it girls, and throw trendy parties at the trendy events around the world…that all the sugar babies circuit through…from Fashion week to award shows to Art Basel and other shit…Galore is there with an every at best event – trying to culturally appropriate the youth culture…but showcases their IDOLS who they actually don’t care about in stupid piss colored “I only shoot on film” type shoots…fuck off…

This is safe, it’s low level Disney, it’s safe, it’s boring, it’s advertising friendly but most importantly it is basic, uninspiring, not exciting, like some 40 year old taking pics of some 40 year old dressed like an 18 year old, pretending to be 18, to make ad money…

Basic garbage catalog pics…for a fake magazine…with a fake celebrity…

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2016

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Back for Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps on keeping on…it’s the never ending subtle whoring that keeps the internet traffic circulating.

There is zero fascinating or talented in what she does, but it’s so celebrated like she was some kind of innovation, or experience, and more than a vapid spoiled brat who you know is annoying as fuck….

There is so much going on in the world, so many interesting things to do and see, yet here I am staring at a snapchat of a bitch I don’t even follow on snapchat saying “look at me, look at me”…when I can’t jerk off to this shit, when there is porn and real life girls who are better than this….but I’m talking about this…and in my defense…I like being useless, irrelevant, a angry bitter person who still posts nonsense for fear of losing the yacht money I don’t have…but if I keep on posting this shit – maybe I will.

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2016

17

Jun

Bella Thorne Wants you to Watch Her Eat With her Booty Popping of the Day

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Her status on this pic:

“Enough warnings !!!!! In you go ”

I don’t know, I am obviously jaded and irritated by how simple it is for girls to get famous on the internet to be famous in life- you know, by being sluts….

I come from a place where girls would be sluts, hoping to get famous, never getting famous, making them bigger sluts to get famous, only to not get famous, eventually throwing in the towel, finding a rich guy, having kids and getting fat…

I don’t like this instant gratification, but more imporantly, I don’t like the cheesy staged pics, that aren’t casual, that aren’t good, that aren’t interesting, but that are staged to be hot, from an angle they probably took 15 pics to get, like this one of her eating..

Sure you eat like that, ass popped out, straddling, legs spread like a whore giving birth, shot from the side, low angle looking up to capture the open mouth moment for her fans…like they were in the room when she’s posing…

Garbage, but her big ass makes it ok….it’s just ridiculous…absurd…but I love sluts…I even wear a T-Shirt…

HERE ARE SOME PAPAPRAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

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