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2022

08

Dec

Cami Morrone’s Tits have Escaped Prison like Brittney Griner of the Day

Cami Morrone was Leo DiCaprio’s tween girlfriend for the last bunch of years before she aged out and he re-released her to the world, branded one of Leo’s girl, which I guess is a good thing when you’ve been groomed in the industry to be just that. These people are fucking creepy pervert predators…

There was a time she was Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her if he knows anything about being a stepfather in this era of stepfather-ing being tainted by the pervert porn.tube feeds….

There was a time she was a slutty instagram model -for about 5 minutes before Leo DiCaprio wanted to lock in them tits….which happened, and she basically disappeared……but NOW she’s back…and still has her giant tits…that were bred for this shit….nepotism done right cuz you can jerk off to it.

Released from captivity, escaped from prison like Brittney Griner, back on the scene now that the old pervert is out of the picture, all good things for her young hot tits….that are not as young or hot as they were before being run through by old dirty men, but that’s her job….

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2018

27

Nov

Cami Morrone Fucks Leo Dicaprio Once and Now Wears Underwear for a Brand of the Day

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Fucks Leo DiCaprio once…

That was my attempt at a meme….you know the meme….”goes to Paris Once”….”Eats at McDonald’s Once”…it’s some annoying shit everyone does…but it’s a meme generation and if you want to play with these fuckers you gotta play their game…because years of being an outcast hasn’t done well for me.

So how did you like that attempt at a meme? It was great right? Maybe it missed the mark…

I can always EXPLAIN what I was going for to you retards, and that is that Cami Morrone fucks Leo DiCaprio, but he’s gay, so it only happened once, and instead she is just used as his personal Valet, who he carts around for the people to think he dates hot young chicks…

The truth is that Cami Morrone is not just some hot young chick from instagram. She’s an LA rich kid with a whore actress mom who has fucked half of Hollywood to secure her place and who is likely friends with Leo, cuz she’s friends with everyone, and her daughter making it is her priority..and she’s enlisted some key players to help increase her profile and I guess Forever21 has noticed, because they have her doing the E-Commerce pics…boring use of a big titty young girl trying to make it…that’s for sure. But it’s a step in the right direction.

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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

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2016

28

Dec

Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

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Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing…

So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy…

It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good…

Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now…

It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her…

But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about..

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2016

24

Jun

Cami Morrone Big Titty Grab of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged twat, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, she’s exclusive…and she also released nude pics when she was underage…daring…

Cami Morrone’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got big tits, a hard nipple, and is showing her ass and she hangs with famous people…sounds like she’s too good to be true…but unfortunately her hustle is more cheesy catalog pics….not sex tapes…

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2013

26

Jul

Who is Vanessa Hudgens Big Titty Friend of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged cunt, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, hence why she’s in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals bro, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, and that makes her important…and if she does hang with normals, they aren’t going to be the kind that are hotter and bustier than her, because the only normals she’d even consider fucking with, would be uglier than her troll body, you know that she can mistreat and pose next to so everyone thinks Vanessa Hudgens is hotter than she is, all thanks to comparison….

Either way, she’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got fake tits, and Cami is one to watch…and one to expect in some leaked nudes…because she’s that level of famous…which works for me, cuz I’ve already jerked off to her low level slut instagram…

I just can’t get enough of bitches like this…