Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity…

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Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis…

Andreea Diaconu:

Gracie Carvalho

Camille Rowe

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This is hands down the best shoot I’ve seen of Candice Swanepoel in a long time…she looks like a typical instagram whore and not like her top model self…and she’s doing it fucking naked…with skateboards and chucks…and Mickey Mouse props on some hipster kick…

I mean…is there more to this model than being a Victoria’s Secret robot in shitty, cheap, over-priced, heavily marketed, evil empire lingerie…that is hardly lingerie…could there be a down ass bitch behind all the million dollar contracts…I mean could Candice Swanepoel be as dope as her ass…or is this just representative that nothing is underground, everything is mainstream…

You know, there was a time, when annoying hipster club kids would go to parties high on MDMA when it was called E and not Molly….wearing mouse ears and Mickey gloves…and it was annoying then…when getting drunk and angry next to them….but when top models with hot bodies do it…it’s magical…

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Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

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Candice Swanepoel, a body created by Victoria’s Secret, has finally earned her wings as a deserving model who has paid her dues and proved her loyalty to the brand, as she’s climbed the ranks of the spokesmodel game, from hot bodied farmer imported from South Africa, a story I think is bullshit, because I am convinced she was created in some kind of factory because it’s cheaper to invest 100,000,000 dollar in robot technology than it is in paying 100,000,000 dollars to these ungrateful divas.…

She is the one wearing the “Fantasy Bra” this year….in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that is more of an infomercial designed to sell product in the Holiday season, because they have everyone fooled by throwing hot bodies in our faces…while tricking us to buy overpriced made in china rags….

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Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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Looks like Victoria’s Secret either has a majority stack in Agua Bendita, or Candice Swanepoel has been traded to the competition, something they’d never do, at least not now, after investing millions in making her a star and she’s still got so more use out of her hot little model body, that is probably very big and sturdy, and was handy on the South African farm she was raised on, but in pictures shit’s just taint and proportional and fucking lovely…they are going to wait until she’s old and retired, broken down with stretch marks so thick and deep they can’t be photoshopped out, and a vagina so broken from all the kids, that it looks like she’s got huge balls…I mean they are milking this pony until she’s barely able to walk from all the arthritis her bikini modelling has given her, since we all know it’s such hard work to sit around half naked for a few hours as photographers take pics and handlers serve you drinks and food and anything you fucking want…what a joke…

I’ve actually lost interest in Candice, I was all about her last year, but I guess like anything that involves not have sex with her, it gets old faster than she gets old…I am sure she’s sad that I’ve broken up with her in my crazy little mind…a pain all the girls who I break up with that I’ve met must feel..

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