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2017

01

Sep

Cara Delevingne Sex Scene Because She’s a Serious Actress of the Day

Her name is Cara Delevingne and she’s a serious actress who does “Sex Scenes”….

Or maybe she’s just a scenester fair weather lesbian – who fucks everyone in her quest to be cool – because that’s what all these hipster idiots are about – being cool….being inclusive….being everything to everyone and being nothing at all…pretending to be unique and different…an outspoken individual…while being the fucking same, trying to fit in..

Maybe she’s just a name that hollywood said “give her the job, acting is a joke and we need views…..

Maybe it’s all bullshit, she’s not that hot and this sex scene sucks…

Maybe not everyone deserves to be an actor…if they started out rich, spoiled, entitled, and annoying like Cara Delevingne….

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2017

16

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day

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Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching…

I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical…

I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip…

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2017

10

Aug

Cara Delevingne Tits for GQ UK of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in GQ…where I assume you can see her tits…but I am too busy looking at the all fours pics…and I can’t tell what is going on because she’s doing it in some silly costumes that they will position as art, style, fashion, since she’s a “Model” before an “actor”…and a rich kid with a good sense of humor at the right parties who scammed her way before she was a “model”….

But I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shamelessly showing tits, because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and in turn fame, jobs, relevance, good life….

The whole thing, silly, but I still appreciate tits for what they are…SEX TOOLS that double as BABY feeders, even on lesbians like Cara, because LESBIANS make babies and aren’t even lesbian, it’s a trend since everyone seems to be lesbian these days….

That’s all I have to say about this overhyped girl..

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2017

07

Aug

Cara Delevingne Topless of the Day

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Cara Delevingne flashed her famewhoring lesbian but not always lesbian – just a woman who loves love if love provides her with a ladder to climb because she is no longer just a model – but now an Actress thanks to the industry liking “it girls” and really anyone with any hype because it gives them hope that their bullshit will get more views and make their money they are overpaying bitches like Cara Delevigne to participate…..

If you know what I mean…

I don’t know what this nipple is all about but it’s a nipple…better than the lesbian mom and her daughter unless it was her lebsian child bride….who I saw at a diner this past weekened, wearing hiking books in the middle of the city..and what looked like boy scout or park ranger shorts…because LESBIANS don’t make sense…don’t even bother trying to figure them out.

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2017

29

Mar

Mila Kunis, Mom Titty VS Cara Delevingne Skinny in Vegas Nerd Events of the Day

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I think Mila Kunis and Cara Delevingne were together at the same event..in Vegas at some nerd conference – which is pretty much mainstream now that the only movies that make money are nerd movies….even though these bitches don’t actually fuck with nerds, I mean other than psychologically by getting into their masturbation fantasies…unless those nerds are dot com billionaires or producers hiring them…because actors and models and rich and entitled people are full of fucking shit…but then again so iseveryone in the world….

Well, Mila Kunis, who ran back to her costar because he got rich was looking like an old, bloated, damaged mom…..

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While occassional lesbian – terrible actor – but she’s getting work – Cara Delevingne.. was there looking really fucking skinny, as models are supposed to be, not that she still models, she’s already trolled that industry and is onto the next…

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2016

28

Sep

Cara Delevingne and Taylor Swift Scissoring of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is a social climber, that’s why people think she’s fun or interesting, she’s positioned herself right, she took her access and she just keeps on leveraging because the world is so dumb and just buy into her lie…it’s like rich girl gets into all the parties and walks to the important person table to become an important person too. Bullshit.

Taylor Swift is a creepy, manipulative, marketing machine who makes shitty music that people are brainwashed into thinking is great…and she knows anyone around her is using her, because she’s such a cunt, no one can actually like her….but she figures she can use them right back…because it makes her look like she’s got cool friends…and being one of the cool girls with cool friends even if it’s so far from the truth…because all these people may be rich but they are fucking losers to me…but I guess it speaks to her audience she’s manipulating and not to perverts like me that just want to see this storyline turn into lesbian relationship…we know Taylor Swift fucks everything, and we know that the lesbian thing will be a great angle for her…

Where is the scissoring…because I know it’s coming….and I probably won’t since lesbian sex is so anti-climatic…like these pictures these cunts staged as a media hit…knowing the paparazzi would be there to cover it. Scammers. Look how bad acting Delevingne pretends she doesn’t want the paparazzi taking her pic- when she called the fucking paparazzi. Hilarious. Typical.

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2016

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne for PUMA of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of the PUMA “‘Do You” campaign…which for those of you who don’t have sex with 20 year olds from social media is the most annoying catch phrases ever…especially when all the people who say “‘Do You” are actually doing anyone who can help their career blossom…and it’s just a bullshit excuse for them to be horrible people…in a “I’m just doing me”…like it’s a get out of jail for being a vapid, annoying, self indulgent cunt…a casual fuck off…so Cara Delevingne is a good candidate or casting for that…you know because she’s a cunt.

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2016

20

Sep

Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots..

This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists…

Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old….

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And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was….

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2016

02

Sep

Cara Delevingne without panties of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of some feminist amazing project where they put flowers between their legs – to celebrate having vaginas – or a GARDEN in her pants – that Cara Delevingne’s may be more than just floral, but also filled of bacteria…maybe some aquatic animals..a little yeast and herpes and disgustingness…you know the kind of garden you find growing behind some septic run off…with the lone flower blowing in the wind…or maybe the kind of garden made in a lab – on petri dish working on finding the cure to AIDs or some shit…because despite her scam that got her in movies, and despite her being fun and lively to the rich people she hangs with because she too is rich…there’s something vile about her..and as a dude who likes street hookers…that’s erotic as fuck to me…

We just need more labia! If you’re gonna show your pussy as a flower- show your fucking pussy bro.

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2016

22

Aug

Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

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