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2019

14

Aug

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

Cara Delevingne Naked

Cara Delevingne boring way to start the blogging day…

Either I’m jaded, desensitized, which I was 15 years ago when I started this site and have yet to be inspired or impressed with the shit pop culture brings us….or this photoshoot sucks, because it does nothing to me….inside my core being…

I know I am typically indifferent, jaded and desensitized, and I don’t really care about any of this and never have but I’ve been doing it daily and see it as a nice opportunity to call out these idiots as scams, or hacks, for the inconsistent bullshit they market to us.

In Cara’s case, she had rich parents who helped them go viral on the internet….allowed her to go
to all the best parties and sign up with the cool people and thus becoming cool to a bunch of fucking losers like Cara did…

But it’s like none of that even matters….cuz what’s going on in this shoot is so fucking boring…you can’t even get mad or annoyed about the lesbian for the Media and attention that scenester girl is….we call this “so boring that even when getting naked for attention is boring”….

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2019

04

Jun

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down of the Day

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson Dyke it Down

These Idiots back at it with the lesbian content.

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson two people who had a lot of hype, one when she was on a hit show Pretty Little Thing and the other when she was a top model, despite being short and not hot, but in the scene and used as a model, since modeling is a fucking joke, and the fashion industry and those who book models make that fucking clear to us every fucking day…

So it is only natural that two attention seekers, who loved the hype around them…so now that they fuck each other like perverts – they devote their time to getting in the press for being dykes and they probably aren’t even dykes – they just like the storyline the media runs with and feeding it because it means they are talked about….

These people…all assholes who believe their own hype…

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2019

28

Feb

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Nipples of the Day

Ashley Benson cara delevingne Nipples

Ashley Benson who is fat and famous from on shitty TV show I never watched…..and Cara Delevingne who is ugly as fuck, but who managed to go viral like she was a Jenner or Hadid….generating a lot of hype around herself and having people throw jobs at her….are in some weird lesbian relationship…which means they put things in each other’s vaginas…from fists…to dick shaped objects…lesbians..despite hating dick…love being penetrated….

They went to some fashion week event together…and Benson’s nipple was exposed…something that would be exciting when she was a set of big tits on TV, before being fully dumpy and fat about it….and something that I guess is exciting to me…because I love big sloppy tits, see through shirts, on weird broken lesbian relationships….it’s quirky…conversation pieces…you know…

Ashley Benson cara delevingne Nipples
More Cara tits at the Dior event

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2018

15

Aug

Fat Ashley Benson and Cultural Appropriator Cara Delevingne Fake Kiss of the Day

Everyone is a lesbian….especially when they are fame whore attention seeking overrated trash like these two scissoring cunts….

I can’t imagine anyone gives an actual fuck about Cara Delevingne now that her weird trendy for a minute while not being hot has blown over. I don’t even know how that happened….or about Ashley Benson the fat girl with fat tits cuz she’s a fat girl from Pretty Little Liars or some other teen show I never watched but that made her famous for being more than the dump truck she is….

But the two love to show the paparazzi that they are in love, in a troll, in a joke, in a statement…that reminds me of college aged girls who used to makeout with each other back in the day…before girl on girl was a thing…in the scrambled porn era of catalog masturabtion….when it was actually an OMG these girls are desperate and I love it…while now it’s jut boring as fuck….

If they aren’t fisting each other, or double fisting Ashley Benson’s cunt like she double fists In and Out Burgers…I’m not interested.

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2018

29

May

Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Scissor of the Day

Every once in a while I like to post celebrity gossip stories, rather than celebrities flashing their assholes, like I am TMZ, to spite TMZ, for cutting me off their traffic exchange for calling Paul Walker a sex offender, because where I am from, if you’re Fiance is 16, you’re a sex offender. I know I am not Mormon so I don’t know all the rules, but I use logic of seeing 16 year old girls and thinking “that’s perverted”…even if Elvis met his wife when she was 14, and there have been generations of fucking perverts….but the point is, they blocked me because Warner Brothers owns them, conflict of interest, sure…but they don’t tell you that…and Warner Bros was putting out Fast and Furious 600, Paul Walker’s last drive….and didn’t like it.

SO here’s my celebrity Gossip, that isn’t even my gossip, because when I get my own gossip from credible sources, the people who read this sit, DO not make it go viral…..

So anyway, clickbait garbage fat has been who isn’t even 30 yet Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne who is not hot, exciting, or interesting in her quest to be an actress now that she’s crawled down the METH hole, are trying to promote nonsense, create a meme, tell the world they are fucking, to be interesting, compelling, or to make a joke…or to get press…..

Because the media is so lame they talk about the shit like it matters…and it works…

They are called #Cashley, even though Cara Delevingne has been with other women the last month, because that’s how media whoring works, you try to be exciting…When I know that no one gives a fuck about fat Benson or Cara Delevingne, the famous pussy fucker, who has been playing this storyline for a long time. The gateway to lesbianism for all these women, because I guess she loves to scissor, eat pussy, because it is free marketing hype…

WE ONLY CARE about the sex tapes, and not even, because Lesbian sex is anti climatic.

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2018

14

May

Cara Delevingne Topless Animal Abuse of the Day

Cara Delevingne Topless Animal Abuse for Tag Heuer

It amazes me how some of these people get jobs. It’s like all the marketing people at all the marketing companies sit together and decide who they will all use, and if you’ve put yourself out there proper, through milking whatever social climbing you’ve done, you can be a lottery winner getting paid, cashing in…just everyone throwing money at you – even when you’re not that great, or in Cara Delevingne’s case…pretty fucking ugly….despite being celebrated as a model…

Cara Delevingne is a Lesbian for a Reason….a reason I call lesbians aren’t superficial and don’t care if you look like a troll. They go for you because you have a soul and really in Cara Delevingne’s case she’s the one doing the “going for”…in her manipulative psychopath trying to get ahead kind of hustle…

She’s a scam. It’s obvious but she’s hand-bra-ing it for a top watch brand….because that’s just the kind of world we live in…it’s not porn if it is a million dollar deal.

It is unfortunate that the Lion didn’t do his damn job. I love when humans get mauled by animals for doing dumb shit with animals…like this..

Cara Delevingne Animal Abuse Tits for Tag Heuer

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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2018

02

Jan

Cara Delevingne Topless for Glamour Mexico of the Day

cara delevingne topless for Glamour Mexico

Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny…

I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit Glamour Mexico, you know try to take on the Mexican market now, because they love UK trash trying to be famous in America as an actress trolling, or networking her way to the top – which I guess is working for her cuz she’s working as an actress, I guess it doesn’t take that much talent to make it…you just sort of show up and repeat lines your fed by the guy who ired you hoping you’ll sell tickets to his show..

I don’t like when topless pics don’t have nipples in them…but by definition, she is topless.

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2017

10

Nov

Cara Delevingne Stupid Lesbian Fashion Shoot of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny…

I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit that doesn’t matter, that she is in, doing lesbian things, because to add to her marketability in being quirky, she’s also bi sexual, you know a shapeshifter who can be anything you want her to be.

Now she’s trying to be an actor, and it’s working, because she knows how to build off shit and manipulate and it’s safe to say whatever this is…is just shameless…because that’s her entire existence…

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2017

06

Nov

Cara Delevingne Topless and Tonguing Adwoa Aboah for Chaos Sixty Nine of the Day

Cara Delevingne Adwoa Aboah

Cara Delevingne isn’t very interesting, she’s a rich kid, who used her quirky personality to manipulate the fashion industry into thinking she had something special, they cast her and made her exist and now she’s trying to be an actress, who goes back to her modeling, to get attention.

I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shameless because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and jobs, and people talking about them…and this one is trying to do it being “edgy”…and totally not interesting…

There are times where she’s hot, and I appreciate the effort no matter how lame, cheesy, contrived it is…but this shoot, lesbianism, becuase she’s edgy included, isn’t that exciting…and the hole thing, silly, but she’s living the good life..so I’m sure she believes her own bullshit…and thinks this matters…and in the fashion world, I guess it does.

Cara Delevingne Adwoa Aboah

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