Cara Delevingne has always been the overrated scenester lesbian rich kid that I felt didn’t deserve to be that trending hipster model. She was average looking, clearly an dick riding, without the dick cuz she’s a lesbian, but Michelle Rodriguez who was potentially her first public celebrity lover, could have a dick….

Seeing her in ads, campaigns, paparazzi pics, was like “this bitch is such a fucking scam on every level, I can’t believe she’s gamed the idiots, who are clearly easy to game, especially Americans, as long as you have a British Accent”….like James Cordon, how did that pudgy fuck happen…

But for whatever reason, maybe the bikini, or the fact that she’s fit, but she’s always been skinny, so that can’t be it….maybe it’s just knowing that Ashley Benson has dripped down her chin and not her tits…it’s probably the tits….are those new?

Don’t get me wrong, I still thinK Cara Delevingne is a fucking scam and doesn’t deserve any of the hype she ever had, I am not sold on her…I just think she looks better here than ever and I’ll acknowledge that…

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It looks like Cara Delevingne has been cast for some fitness or athletic leisurewear company which is only funny to me because I think of her as more of a drunk party girl who likely does recreational drugs with all her other rich and overhyped friends…meaning she’s got zero to do with fitness…but she’s skinny….

It’s like how Kate Hudson has a fitness line when girl drinks three bottles of wine a night according to my assumptions since I don’t actually know what any of these idiots do….

In these shots, you can see Cara doing weird vaginal things like fingering her asshole, pussy illuminati….and a titty grab…and the whole thing is stupid, lesbian humor…but she’s skinny…

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Lesbian Cara Delevingne is in some cowboy outfit, appropriating the cowboy way of life, or at least the late 70s-90s cowboy fashion sense, all while not wearing a pair of Cowboy boots liek the fucking hack that she is…

I never understood her hype, never found her hot, figured she was just cast by Chanel thanks to her rich mom being a customer of Chanel and thanks to the world being a bunch of follower fucks, she went viral, now has 44 million followers and isn’t going anywhere…except maybe to the doctor to get ointment for that shit that Ashley Benson’s pussy left on her lip…

Like Stella Maxwell, the other lesbian model Cara preys on the higher profile people to elevate her own existence…she at one time scissored Michelle Rodriguez (gross), she compared fish flavors through taste tests with young Kaia Gerber, you know to get some of that Kaia Gerber hype or clout, and whoever else this snake is climbing the ladders with…

Anyway, as Americans, you should cancel this trash for mocking your ways, while living in your country and trying to dominate your celebrity, entertainment and fashion world, all while being terribly uneventful.

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Cara Delevingne is so edgy with her blurred out nude tanning pics she posted up to social media (I assume). I don’t believe in double checking my work and if I see the shit, I post the shit…but either way….edgy with her implied nudity you care barely see because it is a reflection…some High Concept Art that probably took a solid 20 seconds to figure out….because vain bitches stare at themselves all day in any reflective surface…from car tints to metal knives or spoons…to traditional mirrors, selfie cams…ANY shiny surface…like they are fucking

Blurred out images make me laugh, guys are so encouraging – when a girl puts a nude or half nude or even an implied nude that is blurry as shit and you can’t make out the asshole, or really if there’s even asshole, or if a girl in the pic..not to say Cara Delvingne is a girl…they send praise…so much pervert praise….yet dudes are the ones called out for being misogynistic…when we’re like “TITS – AMAZING” and freak out over even the ugliest of tits.

It is girls who get mad at other girl tits, that is why I like to pretend I am a girl writing this site, because I make fun of whores out there for attention like I am a chick, in an attempt to trap a chick in my loving arms…

ANYWAY…Cara…the Ashley Benson fucking lesbian “model”, socialite, scam who went viral a few years ago, and who has fisted at least one other female celebrity (Michelle Rodriguez) who I guess is a gateway to lesbianism…since I’m not convinced she doesn’t have a dick…before settling on Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars fame, the one with the big tits, who together they likely do drugs and hang because that’s what being rich and important means….needs to put more Ashley Benson TITS into her titty reveals…

Here she is kissing Ashley Benson for Valentine’s Day

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CARA DELEVINGNE in some dumb looking movie fucking Orlando Bloom who must be happy to get some time away from soul sucker Katy Perry and her dumb face….ass….gunt…and cankles…

Not to say Cara Delevingne is any better, I thought this was an old David Bowie GIF when I first saw it, before seeing the tits, but realized it was some overhyped rich kid socialite who manipulated her way into modeling, as well as into the pants of celebrity women, as she now tries to become an actor, which shouldn’t be hard for the phony bitch, as acting requires no talent…

Good enough tits though. I mean sure the nipples are placed weird, but I didn’t even know she had tit, so there’s that…

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