Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties…

Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked….

Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?…

Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares…

TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares…

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Here’s a video from the Suicide Squad press tour, they had their premiere last night and they want it to be the biggest thing ever….in going viral, which she calls out as “going viral” because these are all contrived idiots, here she is pinching Margot Robbie, the interviewer and the asian looking one’s nipples…

I saw this yesterday – but I am posting it today – because that’s how life as an irrelevant blogger who isn’t very good at blogging works..

I think more male hosts need to start showing this skill to the celebs they interview – because a lesbian who fucks women can objectify a woman and reduce her to her nipples – but not a man – down with the patriarchy…

VIA MY VIDEO SITE NO ONE VISITS StepfatherPresents

THE SUICIDE SQUAD PREMIERE HAPPENED – CARA DELEVINGNE WAS THERE – BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE MOVIE – WEIRD….BUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY GIVES ANY “IT-GIRL” ATTENTION IF IT CAN HELP SELL SEATS…NOT THAT SHE SELLS SEATS BUT IT IS GOOD FOR HER EGO…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF CARA CLICK HERE

SO WAS MARGOT ROBBIE – BECAUSE SHE’S THE BIGGEST DEAL IN THE MOVIE INDUSTRY – THEY CREATED HER CELEBRITY TO GET FUNDING – THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S NOT OVERRATED….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF MARGOT CLICK HERE

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Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

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Cara Delevingne is overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert opinion..ysince I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on the subject…I don’t even think I’ve been interviewed by local radio for my thoughts on a sex tape…maybe I know nothing – seeing as I a ma hack…

Well, she’s in a magazine because she’s a model and because Warner Bros and the Suicide Squad team want their people out there promoting their shit…like they are MARGOT ROBBIE….even though it comes out in AUGUST…a big deal for a girl who is only in the scene for being the funny girl at the right party people and celebs started to like…who navigated and leveraged it all….and she’s showing a bit of nipple…

She doesn’t excite me, not even her lesbianism. We’ve seen her tits, this isn’t exciting, I am just posting this because I am pathetic…

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I am not against social conscious, social benefiting, social marketing for good, even if it involves the egos of cunts I can’t stand participating in nonsense for drone following idiots to jump on the bandwagon, reminding me that people aren’t original thinkers…

This #SmearForSmear campaigns if for Pussy Cancer, mainly caused by HPV, that isn’t just for dirty whores but rumored to be for everyone….There’s a vaccine for the HPV, but you have to be a virgin when you get it and so girls are still getting the cancer from the HPV because they are too old to be vaccinated..and I don’t think women should be dying everyday from something they got from sex…unless they have sex with a convicted killer / rapist they met on prison dating – in which case they deserve it…like letting a convicted pedo babysit for you because he’s new the neighborhood and no one wants to hang out with him – giving him lots of free time and he’ll do it for free, hell, he’ll even pay you by the hour to do it…

If you know what I mean.

So now celebs are or will be SMEARING for SMEAR…something they’ve bene doing with more than just lipstick, but also with their VAGINAS…on every opportunity they can get….bit now the whores be whoring themselves for a better tomorrow…when they could just use some of their millions they don’t deserve and donate it…greedy cunts.

TO SEE HER IN SOME SHEER TOP THING AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

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The rumor of the day, that we can assume was put out by the Kardashians, because Cara is looking for more exposure and press seeing as being in Hollywood movies isn’t satiating her fame whoring ways enough, has been linked to Kendall Jenner..lesbians…fucking lesbians…with their scissoring and anger…a storyline that is great for the family, they’ve already got the tranny, they need the faggot to speak to that audience…covering all their fucking bases, and it might as well be with a model hipster queer…and not with some bull dyke, Chastity Bono as they already have a gender bender in the fucking mix…

Well, Cara, overly famous, not deserving of fame according to my expert authority..since I’ve been at this 12 years and no one even knows I exist…you know real fucking authority on fame…is in a bikini and I like bikinis..on pretty much anything with a pussy..

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I hate promoting billion dollar companies, like the people who make Call of Duty…by posting their trailer that is more intense than a movie trailer, since video games are bigger than fucking god….

But I do like making fun of overpaid, overrated “It girls”…rocking out with guns…like they are “bad ass”…or some shit…and the whole thing is so fucking dumb, but it has 6,000,000 views…so obviously this is where things are at…

And this is also just encouraging Cara Delevingne, perpetuating the lie that she’s relevant…and making her her own money in the process, so that she doesn’t have to rely on her trust fund…and can buy the best of strap ons to fuck her lesbian lovers with…becuase she’s so current, modern and crucial to pop culture and hipster / mainstream sexuality…cuz there’s nothing more “artistic”…or subtle and exclusive…than doing huge commercials…

Take the motherfucking money while you can…

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Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”…

The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right?

These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world…

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