Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…

So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…

Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…

Here’s those topless pics…

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Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots featuring mom and legendary pussy Adriana Lima….in prep for the Victoria’s Secret holiday campaign you know is coming…since that’s when they make most of their billions of dollars….

I know Lima is photoshopped in these pictures, but she still is the beacon of hope to losers everywhere, that if they ever get enough money saved up from working the videostore before it goes bankrupt cuz only people on welfare still rent videos, they’ll head to Brazil, where they will travel through the forests, looking for tribal villages to have sex with, cuz if Brazil made this bitch, there’s bound to be more…

So here’s her mom ass to inspire. I should be a travel agent or paid by the Brazilian Tourism board…I’m gonna get on that.

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More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses….

That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet…

Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

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I love me some full, heavy set mom tits…you know shit that just hang in a way I want to titty fuck and cum all over…

I also love me some nice round, thick mom ass….you know shit that just hangs nicely over her mom legs…

They just don’t make moms like this where I am from, maybe it is genetic, or the fact that she’s a motivaed bikini model who gets paid for this shit to look this good….cuz I’m really digging her half nakedness….cuz she single handely is making me less hateful of pregnancy….but then again she hasn’t shown off the damage it did to her pussy…so maybe I’m jumping the gun here….

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The whole bikini shit almost loses its appeal when the bitch in the bikini is a bikini model…not cuz we’re bored of seeing any bitch, especially not pro bikini wearers in their bkinis, but because they are hanging ont he beach with their kid….or what I like to refer to as the thing that gave her a little bit of a pregnant body, cuz you never fully bounce back from that shit, especailly not in her likely destroyed pussy…..

So she made the career choice of becoming a mom instead of sticking with what she’s amazing at…so seeing her rocking her old is almost like watching an old timers sports game when all the players have got old and fat….

So looking at this almost makes you resent her and hate her for doing that to us, her fans but then we look at her tits, in the bikini and realize that shit, she’s still pretty fucking hot, making this whole post pretty fucking useless babbling…..which is something we’re all pretty used to….

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I still remember when Adriana Lima was marketed as some native from the jungle of Brazil who was a virgin….It was like these massive tits and amazing body, untouched. I never fully believed it, but I liked those days better than today, because now I can’t pretend their lie is truth, cuz I know she got pregnant and I know she had the baby, and that only happens to virgins in the bible…it’s good, but it’s just not the same. Tainted meat at your favorite restaurant doesn’t mean you’ll stop showing up to eat there, if you know what I mean….AND IF YOU DON’T, just show them to your wife to remind her where she’s slacking/lying post pregnancy….

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These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed…

Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same…

But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem….

Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics

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I am disappointed in myself…I mean that’s really nothing new, and nothing unexpected, you know since I’ve let myself down on pretty much every single level of my life from personal, to career, to health, to relationship, to financial, to living situation, to addiction…It’s just been a life of failure, that almost doesn’t even feel like failure anymore, because it happens so often, that it’s just the way it is….until today…when I saw this picture of Adriana Lima from V Magazine back in June, showing her fucking nipples…How the fuck did I miss that….I mean posting celeb tit is what I fucking do here and some of the most legendary tit in recent years come out to play and I don’t fucking see it…I mean it’s just another example of lost opportunity….you know another example of not watching a hot bitch who lives next door shower when I have the chance…not fucking willing drunk pussy when I have the chance..you get what I’m saying….So I’m posting it here to redeem myself…you know what…I just did a search on my site and I already posted this pic…I guess I forgot…but I still disappoint myself and I’m still posting it…

I’ve also decided to post her recent shoot with Vogue Italia to make this post timely and relevant, cuz that’s what the ebook I bought on having a successful blog told me to do…

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