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2009

28

May

Hilary Duff Does the ATM of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick, I don’t know what happened to her and I can only assume it was a product of the emotional damage of having to satisfy her boyfriend’s team and other weird jock requests that are borderline gay because the anal sex with each other in the locker room is really a matter of dominance and not of sexual satisfaction. Sure they cum in each other, but that’s how you connect with one another, you know absorbing their seed, and the second they aren’t on at practice, or playing, they opt of chicks.

Yes, she’s posing with a sign that says “deposits never made easier” and I guess it’s only really relevant because of her willing stretched out asshole has the ability to take multiple loads at the same fucking time thanks to the huge shits she’s been taking from all the eating, and an honorable mention to the gangbangs….

Posted in:ATM|Hilary Duff

2009

14

May

Hilary Duff Pregnant of the Day

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I heard that Hilary Duff is 7 weeks pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is, because it all went down around the same time her boyfriend was in the Hockey Playoffs and they needed to use her to boost team morale. I mean that or she’s been eating a lot or doing the Kim Kardashian workout DVD, because that’s the only explanation for her maternity outfit, and trust me, I know maternity outfits, I spent the better part of a year protesting pro-abortion outside of a maternity store every saturday because I felt the world was over-populated and hated the whole obnoxiousness of having kids, the whole you think you’re good enough to have another one of you walk the earth bullshit…and none of that matters, because pregnant or not, I would love to explore this bitch’s womb.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Pregnant

2009

12

May

Hilary Duff in Some Workout Gear of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Hilary Duff’s been staying in good enough shape to put up with the Hockey Team gangbangs her boyfriend puts her through, you know because she’s in love with him and understands that as a jock, he has obligations to his team, to build a sense of family in sharing everything he has with them, she’s a real trooper and here she is in some gym clothes leaving the gym where she spend the better part of two hours doing squats to stretch her asshole out.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Workout

2009

25

Mar

Hilary Duff Loading The Trunk of the Day

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I spend a good amount of time at the supermarket watching mom’s load their cars up with groceries, not because I can’t afford to get groceries and it is like when people drive through the rich part of town to look at the big houses, but because I like mom’s when their husbands are work.

I like them better when they are into yoga and staying fit, and even better when they are dressed like their teenage daughters in leggings, because I know how well traveled and experienced those mouths and pussies are.

As a guy who likes to fuck with young girls, breaking that mold and getting a real whore who doesn’t cry rape when you test their boundaries, and who doesn’t think facials/doggystyle/anal is being really adventurous is legendary. Especially when their hot daughter is in the other room and their husband is out making money to put that food they just loaded in the car on the table while I stare at their asses.

Unfortunately, the only wife and mother I’m fucking is my wife and she weighs in at 350 pounds.

Here’s Hilary Duff on set of some show bending over the trunk you’d like to throw her in, shut and drive to some abandoned warehouse to have your way with her. Creep.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff|Jeans|Trunk

2009

26

Feb

Hilary Duff and Her Lesbian Crackwhore of the Day

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I am not gonna judge Hilary Duff’s sexual preferences. I know how she’s feeling, we’ve all been there, you know desperate and alone with nothing but a 20 to our name and a boner in our pants. You know looking to get off all over her dirty crack addicted face after violating her gaping, dry, dying vagina, because she is all you really afford, only to feel humiliated once you’re done, leading to you hitting the pipe with the whore you just got with because you realize how she’s the best thing you’ve had in the last 5 years and you don’t want it to end, despite how much you hate yourself for doing it.

You know until you realize there’s a cop across the street about to crack the fuck down on you, forcing you to pretend you’ve never seen that girl before, you know make him think he’s insane for implying such a thing like someone like me paying for sex from someone like that, playing it all off as a joke and going on my merry way….with a boner in my pocket and realizing that the cunt stole my 20 out of my pocket when we were discussing prices, before the pigs cockblocked us…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Homeless|Lesbian

2008

15

Dec

Hilary Duff Does Maxim of the Day

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Hilary Duff did Maxim and who really gives a shit. I am just surprised that Maxim is still around and that people buy that shit, not only because magazines are pretty fucking obsolete and kill trees, you fucking hippies, but because shit’s more repetitive than me, it’s like every issue is a repeat of the last issue and despite finding comfort in things we know and trust, it’s still boring and a waste of fucking time. Sure, I pull that shit out in magazine stands, just to see if maybe they’ve updated their format, or to see if they’ve finally bit the bullet and gone porn, but they just always let me the fuck down, including these pictures of Hilary Duff, would it be too much to ask to see a photoshoot with a skate to her neck and a hockey sick in her ass, while her boyfriend and the rest of his team suck each other off like they do in the locker room after they won a big fucking game, because it’s not gay to suck off your teammate if a teen starlet is in the corner fucking the equipment, like she does it in the bedroom at home? Step it the fuck up Maxim.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Maxim|Photoshoot|Uncategorized

2008

10

Dec

Hilary Duff is a Titty Cutter of the Day

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Hilary Duff is speaking my language….there’s nothing sexier than a blade to a perky young tit…at least that’s what this hockey player once told me when I was working for a cleaning company that happened to have the contract for the Montreal Canadiens changing room and where I’d happen to hear conversations these fucking guys would have about how they mistreat women, they’d go off about gangbangs on the road, and this one dude would only fuck the girls he was cheating on his wife with up the ass because that didn’t count as cheating, and another dude would talk about sucking his cum out of some groupy’s pussy, and the shit just got weirder and weirder, and was borderline rapist and abusive shit, like I am talking a serious boys club who treat whores like whores and last time I checked, Hilary Duff was dating a hockey player so if you’re wondering what happened to her tit….you should see her pussy. Turns out skates don’t make good dildos.

Posted in:cleavage|Cut|Hilary Duff

2008

09

Sep

Hilary Duff Leaves the Gym of the Day

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I got a Job Offer. This is the first time anyone has ever offered me work. I think it is spam, the email kind, but that doesn’t matter, because it’s a job offer none the less. The shit’s pretty intriguing because I always wanted to be a migrant worker and feel like I was living in India, stealing american jobs because it’s so much more cost effective. You know like working a call center in India for Dell or Microsoft support so I can sit there and talk to Americans all day, confusing them, making them hold on the line for hours on end and never really giving them a straight answer or helping them out because it is a dream of mine, especially under the hot Indian sun in an overpopulated city and overpopulated office that smells like shit and looks like shit because it is brown.

Here is that job offer…..

We offer a part time job on your computer.

Job Description:

We will provide you with the texts for our employees with the important information and you will
correct the texts as an english speaking person and send them back to us.

Salary:

We don’t have a fixed salary for this vacancy. We will pay you $7.00 for every 1Kb of the
corrected text. You will get paid at the END of each month. Every month your salary will be
different as it depends on your activity.

And here is some Hilary Duff leaving the gym action because she doesn’t need a job and can run around doing nothing all day while we sit here at our computers distracting ourselves from work by lookin’ at her tits, not that I have a job, but you probably do and you probably also like Hilary Duff so here she is…..

Posted in:Gym|Hilary Duff|Uncategorized

2008

22

Aug

Butts by Hilary Duff of the Day

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I remember a time when Hilary Duff was the Miley Cyrus of her generation, you know on all these stupid shows, rockin’ a shitty singing career and making more money than she knew what to do with, but in the last couple years she’s almost fallen off the map. I know she did a tour and all that but she’s just not as relevant with the kids, but I know that the perverts who remember her at 15 and still reference the pics of her from that era that they have saved on their computer haven’t given up on her like they were the Good Charlotte sister that violated her cervix and ran off with Nicole Richey so here’s her ass.

I am not feeling like writing today and Hilary Duff proves while grocery shopping like a middle-aged soccer mom, that there comes a time that we all lose our momentum…I guess now’s my time…..so just look at the pictures of her boring semi- retired irrelevant ass.

Posted in:Ass|Hilary Duff

2008

21

Jul

Hilary Duff Goes To See Dark Knight Along With the Rest of the World of the Day

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Along with Hilary Duff and the rest of the world, I decided to go see Dark Knight because of all the hype. Shit bored the fuck out of me and the truth is that Heath Ledger was amazing in it, but since the rest of the movie was a waste of fucking time, he didn’t save the fuckin’ day. Maybe I didn’t like it becaue I generally hate movies and have no attention span for them, or maybe it was just fucking drawn out and uneventful and the main love interest who was supposed to be hot and who was played by Katie Holmes the first movie, was a fuckin ugly whore who I was happy to see die.

I have an source close to Heath Ledger who recently told me that he’s not actually dead and that they just took the marketing of the move a little more aggressively than other movies have taken marketing, They figured if they staged his death, he’d get some time off and the buzz it would generate would lead to the shit we all witnessed/took part in this past weekend. Don’t be surprised if in the next month, dude surfaces again and tells us all it was a joke as part of his role as the joker. I mean people attributed his role to leading him to use sleeping pills because it was just that depraved and that ended up killing him, hyping up his character more than any character’s ever been hyped. Hearing people giggle in awe and excitement as soon as dude got on screen, just further proves that he carried the movie on his back and the only reason people were there was because of him and you’ll all regret it when you realize the real joke’s on you because after wasting 3 hours of my life, I feel compelled to start using and mixing perscription pills, but the good news is that the movie was so dull, I had no problem falling asleep during it, after it and even today when I think about it I find myself yawning and thinking how nice bed would feel.

I am not just saying this because I am “that” guy, who just shits on everything that hits and that is successful to be the against the grain motherfucker, I sincerely think the shit sucked but not as much as these pics of Hilary Duff on her way to see the movie.

The point of all this is to say that if I am wrong and he is actually dead, it had to be done by the studio because I don’t think a death since Princess Diana has made this much money and no life is worth as much as this movie made, I guess it’s just a small sacrifice and can only hope it becomes a regular strategy and used by other companies, mainly by MTV with the cast of The Hills, in a rigged bus accident that offs all these cunts in hopes of selling lots of DVDs.

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