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2020

13

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Stretch of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Pussy Stretch

Kate Beckinsale getting ready for the Critics Choice Awards by being all comedic by putting her pussy on her pussy while showing her flexibility that has made her a party favorite in all the “in crowds” in Hollywood.

She is playing it up, obviously, but nothing wrong with a woman who is still hot at 50, bringing it harder than she did when she was hot at 30, which is standard practice when the end is near, unless she is an actual vampire because her looking this good makes no sense to me.

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Her posing with cats does make sense to me, because there’s a reddit for girls who get photobombed when taking nudes by their cats….these are some non-nude selects because I run a SAFE for work operation here.

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2019

16

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Goes Black for Diddy’s 50th of the Day

I read that Kate Beckinsale, who defies all logic in being a mom of a 20 something year old, while looking like this, because I guess she puts a lot of effort into her being jerked off to, as some girls do…..well I read that she was the most googled “celebrity” of 2019….I read that on her INSTAGRAM because like all women, especially rich women who had fucked up issues growing up cuz daddy was too busy for them, fucking LOVE that people are into her and celebrate that shit, advertise that shit, may even have a T-shirt that says “I’m the most googled celeb of 2019” that she gives all her fucking friends with her Holiday Christmas form letter she sends out talking about how great she is, cuz that’s what narcissistic fucks who think we fucking care about their lives, and aren’t embarassed to be cunts about it….do.

That said, she looks fucking hot for her soon to be a granny like a trailer park granny, not even 50 and already baking the cookies, only in Kate Beckinsale’s case, she’ll probably be sucking off all her daughter’s baby daddy’s friends…cuz the difference between rich trash and poor trash…is the cost of the house or houses you’re fucking your baby momma’s mamma in….

Point being, Kate Beckinsale is hot…and Kate Beckinsale is Old…and Kate Beckinsale is a rich kid who craves attention and thus Kate Beckinsale is trash…expensive trash…at Diddy’s B-Day

Booty in Leggings:

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2019

03

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Hot Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is a hot old lady, but you already know that…so I’m just here to be like the kids she fucks, because she likes fucking young dudes to steal their youth through her barren menopausal cunt, despite being a fucking BOOMER with a standardized TikTok caption /concept that may ore may not be a thing but should be a thing cuz I’ve seen them do it with “Rich Girl Checks”, “Famous Relative Checks” so why not a “HOT OLD LADY IN A BIKINI CHECK” cuz this is a hot old lady in a bikini….CHECK…

Enough of this nonsense, Kate Beckinsale has never made sense, and still doesn’t make sense…because she’s hot and remains hot…all these years later…on some vampire shit her predominately nerd fans probably fucking LOVE…

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2019

02

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Looks HOT of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Bikini Hot

Kate Beckinsale is old, but she’s fucking awesome looking.

I have never seen her movies, I have never been a fan of her work, or even her existence. I just always liked that despite being a mom, she was hot bodied….and still is…I mean she’s got a 20 year old college aged daughter and she didn’t have her when she was 15….and she still looks like this…it’s pretty fucking remarkable and it should make every wife and mother out there who doesn’t look like this feel like shit about themselves for not fucking trying to take care of themselves…because clearly it’s possible…

I don’t know if her organs are rotted out or not, maybe the pussy’s got a smell but that could just be some Pete Wentz from SNL’s sperm from a few months ago stuck to the wrinkles…you know menopausal pussy deals with sperm differently than pussy that isn’t fucking expired…

That doesn’t mean she’s not HOT…cuz she’s hot…even if her pussy is dead….and motivated Pete Wentz from SNL to fuck Kaia Gerber’s infantile 18 year old pussy….she should still inspire and be be motivation for your weird nerd fantasy of being a superhero that breaths new life into her dead pussy…with your penis…

It’s hard to talk shit on something that looks this good…..


Kate Beckinsale Slutty Bikini Hot

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2019

28

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Leg Spread Weirdness of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Legs Spread Weirdness

I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.


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2019

14

Oct

Kate Beckinsale Deep Stretch of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is on the hustle….showing off her flexibility.

She was a rich kid to start, her parent’s were working actors, at least from what I know, I am not doing a deep dive into Kate Bekinsale because who fucking cares about her backstory.

She’s some hot vampire woman with a 20 year old slutty daughter, despite not looking like a mom of a 20 year old daughter….and I don’t think being raised rich and connected makes a girl less slutty.

Some of the biggest sluts I know are rich kids, the whole having everything they want, not having a concept of money, needing to get a rush some how, somewhere, and using their pussy for that…

ANYWAY, here she is doing a demonstration on how to go from being a slutty rich kid, to a slutty rich kid with an acting career and fans…

Kate Beckinsale Bra Slutty

Here is her daughter Lily Mo Sheen being a lesbian


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2019

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Old Lady Fit Body in Leggings of the Day

Kate Beckinsale’s fans must be happy for what they signed up for all those years ago. You know when Kate Beckinsale first hit the nerd scenes and the nerds decided to respond favorably to her as someone to jerk off to…

So as they get older and older, still committed to their celebrity crush cuz they are weird…Beckinsale and her vampire who doesn’t age….keeps bringing them goods…and by goods I mean her fit old body in various slutty poses that are hardly age appropriate, not that age appropriate is even a thing anymore, these old bitches are BOLD, but luckily not all old bitches LOOK like old bitches and that’s nice….isn’t it…it gives us all hope the women we marry will age this good…they won’t by the way…but we hope they do….not that anyone will marry you, your Kate Beckinsale shrine in your studio apartment with various things you’ve stuck your dick into scattered around the room, and a jar of old cum next your keyboard, with that pungent stench that could be your rotten take out boxes, but is probably more a biproduct of your chronic masturbation….kinda turns them off, unless you find one looking for a Greencard, then you’re good….but not as good as BECKINSALE….

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2019

24

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is out here doing overhead squats at the gym, over a toilet, you know to know she’s getting deep enough, while being able to laugh at it with her social media fans, in some gym humor I guess you need to spend time at the gym to really understand…

If you know people who crossfit, you’ll know they all have their own weirdo cross fit jokes, like some kind of secret society that isn’t so secret because they all fucking talk about their cross fit all the time…

There is a theory that Kate Beckinsale doesn’t actually exist, that she is just CGI, you know a computer generated animation…because how else does a 45 or 50 year old woman still look as good as she did when she was just a young single mom rich kid, getting that fat child support check to help create and raise her slut daughter – who had titty pics leaked last week…but who’s lawyer came at me for posting…

But then again, maybe Kate Beckinsale is this fit, because she works at it all day, since she’s rich and has nothing else to do with herself..

WHO knows….here’s her gym pic.

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2019

03

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Slutty Tube Top of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Tube Top

I had a theory that Kate Beckinsale is just a nerd troll against the nerd population, and is not actually real…

You know, that she’s just CGI, or some kind of visual effects project, like an animation…

I mean these pics are a little grainy…maybe these are from two decades ago and she built out a catalog back then and just posts old content pretending it is current….because she just doesn’t age and all girls AGE…..

Maybe any Kate Beckinsale pubic appearances are photoshopped after the face, because she’s not quite famous enough to matter or be noticed at an event…so that she can just place herself there.

It’s not like she’s in movies..so clearly she’s gotta be a myth..a fantasy…your fantasy…you pervert weirdo jerking off to a myth…

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2019

14

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is one of the people paying for her daughter to get into school, because she does have a slutty daughter, you would assume needs to have her admissions test forged by an insider, because she’s slutty on social media and I like to assume that sluts can’t be smart even though sluts are smart for being sluts..easy way to get where they want to go to manipulate…

I do know that Kate Beckinsale loves the attention she’s getting, the being seen as the ot chick she’s always been seen as, out there fucking 20 year old dudes…some who may be her daughter’s friends…because old rich women can be as perverted as old rich men..but in Beckinsale’s case…she’s hotter thank most 25 year old women..so it seems less creepy…but I don’t know how many miles that cunt has on her….but like any used car…it’s likely rolled back and this outfit is like the paintjob that you get distracted by and buy into..without looking at the actual engine…or smelling it to make sure there are no leaks.

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