When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good…

The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate…

But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat….

I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind.

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Apparently, vampire Kate Beckinsale, who all the nerds fell in love with and started jerking off to when she first got on their radar for being in weirdo vampire movies is celebrating her 400th birthday with her baby daddy Michael Sheen, who she may still be fucking after he went homosexual and started fucking Sarah Silverman, something that is probably hard to do and would require serious sexual dysfunction…and their daughter, Lily Sheen, who looks 12, but is actually in her 20s you fucking perverts….stop looking at her like that…oh wait…she’s 20 so it’s ok….it doesn’t change the fact that you’re attracted to something that looks 12 year old…pervert…

Vampires…

Well to further prove my case, they had a baby goat at her weird birthday yoga ritual that you can’t see from the friendly social media content…was sacrificed…because Goat blood is easier to get than human blood…

Vampires…

Kate Beckinesale’s tube top….

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Kate Beckinsale is one of those timeless people who doesn’t seem to age, despite being old, and a mom to a college aged girl.

Sure she’s got a bit of a hot, fit, skinny soccer mom vibe, but she’s still not what you’d typically expect from a mom with a college aged kid.

One must wonder if she was in fact an actual Vampire and her Underworld move franchise that is pretty much the only thing I think she’s ever done is documentary…unless she doesn’t play a vampire in that movie…I can’t be too sure because I am far too lazy to google it and I don’t actually care about something virgin loser comic book weirdos who seem like they still live with their mom’s at 40 are passionate about…

I do know she’s in leggings and lookin’ fit..

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I also know she is in bra top….

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I like keeping tabs on her because the age range of people reading this site, are people who still have posters of her in their basement TV room where they masturbate cuz their mom’s room is two floors up and she can’t hear the cries….

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Kate Beckinsale is a fetish.

Not my fetish…but a fetish to so many people…and by people I mean virgin loser weirdos…

It’s pretty much all hype from being in one vampire movie that I guess real socially awkward comicon type people were into….since the one person I’ve known in my life to love this girl and think she’s the hottest thing ever was a 40 year old weirdo who collected DVDs, one to watch, one to keep on the shelf, and Underwood along with Dawson’s Creek was his fucking favorite…it was weird but he went on to make millions off a blog…because he was actually passionate about celebs….

Point of the story is, Beckinsale’s still hot, despite being old, and this is her tongue…for you to imagine in your booty hole..

These are her skinny legs…

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know and love from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…

My theory is that she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…or Plastic Surgery, or her whole existence is about conditioning herself to look good but I’ll stick with vampire theory…it makes more sense to her LARPING fans…not too busy LARPING to notice her.

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Kate Beckinsale had hard nipples at the GQ Awards, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like some real bullshit to me, you know a fake award show to get people to an event, saying shit like GQ thinks this person is the best of the year, a Holiday party if you will, and Beckinsale brought her old lady tits. I call them Vampire tits…cuz she’s old and never aging, nipples still perky as fuck, despite having an 18 year old like some ghetto teen mom you meet at the hotel bar looking to suck dick…

I should have my own award shows, where the winner would be you, for being so pathetic for looking at this shit, but more pathetic for visiting this site to see the shit..

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Madelaine Petsch was there, we like her.

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Gal Gadot was there, she’s garbage.

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Kate Beckinsale is a mom in leggings getting into cars…for the paparazzi because for some reason, people care about her, sure it’s primarily the pervert dudes, often times virgins or near virgins…who have been fans of her Underworld show, the only thing she’s ever done…but for some reason people get excited…

I guess it’s because she’s aged well in a world where most people are disgusting, but what else was she going to do, it’s not like she’s actually ever worked.

So seeing the mom in leggings is as exciting as seeing any mom in legging, but still hotter than most moms in leggigns cuz she’s not old or fat or tired…well rested and taken care of…like her pussy doesn’t smell..but she’s famous…and you know…that probably changes…

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Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th
ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum….

You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing.

I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day

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