Kate Beckinsale is the skinniest mom body in the game…not that she’s really playing in the game, but rather is more of a sideline contender, because she slept her way to some nerd following role in Underworld, that I guess makes her relevant for life…and given her enough money to get through it, not that she pays for shit…

I think her most important contribution to the world is letting bitches know that just cuz they got pregnant doesn’t fucking mean they have to eat as much fucking cake as they can every fucking day until they turn into creatures with bodies as jacked up and broken as their mom vaginas…but what also makes her relevant is that her daughter is probably around 18 now…and if she follows the get knocked up strategy of her mom…Beckinsale make become the first famous granny body in a bikini…I would genuinely want to have tongue the asshole of….

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Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

But I think she should have made her mark on the world as a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 39, while standing with her 15 year old, a red fucking flag she looks fuckin awesome.

Here she is…now stare…while I got Easter egg hunting / hard drinking….

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Nerds, virgins, the socially awkward who can’t get pussy to notice them, love KATE BECKINSALE ….and I see her appeal…I just don’t know why her tight mom body became the poster body for fapping weirdos who like vampires….you see I know this cuz the one virgin loser, socially awkward weirdo nerd I was actually friends with before he fucked me over an made a multimillion dollar website with my idea…was so into this bitch he had a cardboard cut-out of her….that I’m sure he’d have dinner with when no one was around….you see cuz lonliness makes you do some shit…..and being a virgin loser nerd makes that shit real fucking weird….see cuz when I get lonely I just text past lovers pics of my testicles…but maybe that’s cuz I like real relationships with real people and not things made of cardboard that represent a real woman they’ll never met…

Who cares…her she is in a mag….

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I figure these pictures are perfect for the kind of reader I assume I attract to the site because it looks like you’re looking at the bitch through a cage, that you can maybe fantasize about having in the back of a van or in your basment, where you don’t feed her for a week so she’s too week to fight back when you come for your forced loving…that feels way less forced…with the whole being half dead shit….weirdos.

She’s a tight bodied mom. Nothing wrong with that…here she is in a dress…even though she’s better off naked..

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I amazes me how much nerds love Kate Beckinsale….I mean I can see that bitch is one of the hottest 40 year old mom’s out there, her body is fantastic, but for some reason, they just fucking can’t get enough of her….I mean I don’t leave the house very often and I’ve heard at least 4 or 5 different sci-fi nerds of all ages, I’m talking 15 to 40 talking to their friends about the new underworld and how they can’t wait to see this bitch squatting in leather pants…It’s like her body alone must be responsible for vats an vats of semen if all the motherfuckers who jerked off to her, kept it in a collective place…I’m talking swimming pools of cum….but that’s not new to her….cuz apparently some got stuck to her uterus…hence the whole motherhood shit…

Anyway, she did some late night TV in a tight dress….and here are some pics for you virgin collector weirdos…

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In the latest issue of Flaunt Magazine….Kate Beckinsale….the hottest, tightest, mom I want to fuck in Hollywood….was the cover star of the fucking show…This is her behind the scenes video that I didn’t watch because I am not sure I’d be able to handle her accent…because girls with accents are fucking porn to me…they don’t even have to be hot…they don’t even have to have all their limbs…or even a functioning vagina or colon….cuz the second they open their mouth…they become a pile of sexy to me…..and probably to the rest of her fanbase…because they are mainly nerds and nerds are loyal like that…

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Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

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Part of me hates Kate Beckinsale, because she’s some icon to 30 year old nerds everywhere who sexually harrassed themselves to the point of being sex offenders while watching her in Underworld…but then I look at her and she is just so fantastic looking that it not only amazes me that she is a mom, defying all logic that comes to ripped open vaginas spilling all over the floor, but that she’s not more famous than she is…cuz when I see the ugly shit that Hollywoodland shits out and onto the screen….but at least she’s at events wearing virginal white dresses in pictures….cuz let’s face it, that’s good enough for me….

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