I used to try to get in girl’s pants by telling them that I wanted to be the smallest cock they ever got. For some reason, most girls thing that’s a lie and that anyone who brags about a small cock usually has a big one and they end up giving you a chance to prove yourself. It’s pretty simple maneuver but in my case 98% of the time it worked, they realized that I was the smallest cock they ever got with. Lucky for me, I never really got ashamed about it, I still got to bust my load and felt like the king, even if it was for only a 15 seconds…

Speaking of 15 seconds, here are some pics of Kate Beckinsale on the set of some movie showing off her underwear in a pair of jogging pants that remind me of the fifth grade or at least part of her underwear, is about as sexy as watching me take a shit, which is saying a lot, because me shitting is pretty fucking sexy, aside from all the blood.

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I used to try to get in girl’s pants by telling them that I wanted to be the smallest cock they ever got. For some reason, most girls thing that’s a lie and that anyone who brags about a small cock usually has a big one and they end up giving you a chance to prove yourself. It’s pretty simple maneuver but in my case 98% of the time it worked, they realized that I was the smallest cock they ever got with. Lucky for me, I never really got ashamed about it, I still got to bust my load and felt like the king, even if it was for only a 15 seconds…

Speaking of 15 seconds, here are some pics of Kate Beckinsale on the set of some movie showing off her underwear in a pair of jogging pants that remind me of the fifth grade or at least part of her underwear, is about as sexy as watching me take a shit, which is saying a lot, because me shitting is pretty fucking sexy, aside from all the blood.

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I can’t believe that my life has come to me posting a picture of girls with erect nipples. I feel like I am that comic book, video game playing pervert who can’t get pussy. Reality is that I do it for traffic. I can’t convince people to read my site unless I have something as lame as a bitch I’ve never heard of pokin’ out of her shirt. To say that I am tired of this kind of content is like saying that choir boy is tired of being raped by the priest. Shit’s pretty fucking obvious, but here I am writing this post to these pictures and you’re not even reading this because all you care about is the next set of celebrity erect nipples to hit the internet.

I have to admit that erect nipples are a total turn on. When I was in grade 8, I used to jerk off to this fat chick in my classes hard nipples, because they were always hard and it was a new and fascinating thing to me. I remember later in life landing a girl who had inverted nipples and shit scared the fuck out of me because I didn’t know what I was supposed to be gently pinching with my tender touch….Now I am married to a fat chick who I don’t think has nipples as they spread the surface of her tit the fatter she got. I try not to looks but memories of the inverted nipples I was once scared of bring make me realize how stupid standards are. Take what you can get and love it when it’s happening because one day you may end up like me… That’s the end of this post, thank fucking god…

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I can’t believe that my life has come to me posting a picture of girls with erect nipples. I feel like I am that comic book, video game playing pervert who can’t get pussy. Reality is that I do it for traffic. I can’t convince people to read my site unless I have something as lame as a bitch I’ve never heard of pokin’ out of her shirt. To say that I am tired of this kind of content is like saying that choir boy is tired of being raped by the priest. Shit’s pretty fucking obvious, but here I am writing this post to these pictures and you’re not even reading this because all you care about is the next set of celebrity erect nipples to hit the internet.

I have to admit that erect nipples are a total turn on. When I was in grade 8, I used to jerk off to this fat chick in my classes hard nipples, because they were always hard and it was a new and fascinating thing to me. I remember later in life landing a girl who had inverted nipples and shit scared the fuck out of me because I didn’t know what I was supposed to be gently pinching with my tender touch….Now I am married to a fat chick who I don’t think has nipples as they spread the surface of her tit the fatter she got. I try not to looks but memories of the inverted nipples I was once scared of bring make me realize how stupid standards are. Take what you can get and love it when it’s happening because one day you may end up like me… That’s the end of this post, thank fucking god…

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