Part of me hates Kate Beckinsale, because she’s some icon to 30 year old nerds everywhere who sexually harrassed themselves to the point of being sex offenders while watching her in Underworld…but then I look at her and she is just so fantastic looking that it not only amazes me that she is a mom, defying all logic that comes to ripped open vaginas spilling all over the floor, but that she’s not more famous than she is…cuz when I see the ugly shit that Hollywoodland shits out and onto the screen….but at least she’s at events wearing virginal white dresses in pictures….cuz let’s face it, that’s good enough for me….

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I was first introduced to Kate Beckinsale by a virgin loser you could probably relate to. He invited me to his apartment cuz he was trying to collect me as a friend cuz collecting was all he knew and I was trying to get free beer. He put in the Movie underwood and told me it was the 50th time he watched it and it’s at the point where he can recite it and reenact it as soon as he finds other virgin losers to perform it with him in the park between medeval sword fighting simulation….and dude couldn’t contain his excitement a director’s cut was coming out cuz it was like a whole new movie, before showing me 3 photo albums of her pictures cut out and cropped, the creepiest of the pics being his head and her head cut out on a porn pic….

All this to say, I was never that much of a fan, but she’s pushing 40, her ass is amazing, she gets half naked, despite being a mom, and above all she’s from the UK, all odds against her…but for some reason…she remains spectacular……

Here are some bikini pics…

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I like Kate Beckinsale. I’m not one of those weird virgin losers who has 15 copies of Underworld strategically hidden around the house in the event the aliens take over the world…I just think she looks good.

It always amazes me that this woman is a mom….not a teen mom, or a young mom who made a bad decision at a young age in hopes to keep her boyfriend at the time, but a real life mom, she’s 37 years old…and that’s just crazy to me…maybe because I am used to people from the UK looking like they crawled out of a Chimney they were caught in for 50 years, in some industrial age sweatshop hustle…or maybe it’s an optical illusion cuz she’s wearing her daughter’s skirt bikini….making us think she can’t be a day over 10….but it really doesn’t matter….she’s in a bikini and you should be looking at it.

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Who the fuck care’s about Kate Beckinsale’s hot mom body in costume…she is a hot mom with a hot mom body and she doesn’t have to get done up in costumes for me to appreciate her…she can wear a pair of shit stained sweat pants that smell like cheese from some fat man who doesn’t wash’s ass and I’d still want to lick her asshole after she took a shit when she was freshly out of toilet paper…

But what I do care about is that last night I found the college girls who dress slutty everyday cuz they know they have hot bodies far less interesting than seeing the 45-60 year old women in slutty costumes cuz they don’t dress slutty ever. It was the first time I actually caught myself checking out an old bitch in lacey booty shorts over her daughter who was typical and probably had bikinis more intense than the shit sh was wearing.

It was a turning point in my life. I am not gonna say I’m into old pussy officially, cuz that could be the end of me…but i will say…I saw the fuckin’ light…and now I regret not going for older experienced cunt who don’t give a fuck and just want to get off, who know how to get off, who like things in their ass, cuz the kids made their pussies loose and they are aware guys like tight things and most importantly they don’t use condoms cuz they are from before AIDs back when my dick still worked…but instead I just spent my time creeping on girls who never put out cuz they found me creepy….Too late now…I guess I’m with Stupid.

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I always find it hard to believe that Kate Beckinsale is pretty much a 40 years old mom, only because I love her body…and not because I am a fan of hers, since her only fans are weird, socially awkward nerds who have every edition of Underworld still wrapped and on their shelf with the other DVDs they collect and don’t open, since buying shit and not using it makes sense to their virgin loser way, along with having Star Wars toys lying around your house, despite the fact that you are a grown man, only to tell anyone who comes by that you have no interest in EVER tasting pussy.

Beckinsale, mom pussy or not…accomplished actress or not…useful or not…old lady or not….is pretty fucking spectacular.

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