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2008

27

Feb

Lily Allen Upskirt Fat Ass of the Day

Abortions….really suck the life out of you, or was it a miscarriage. Whatever it was, it left her uncaring ass exposed. I guess her lady parts are as numb as her heart after losing what was to be her very own miracle, no I am not talking about the fact that such a hag could get laid in the first place, I’m talking the miracle of life from getting fucked from behind in a tour bus. It was the kind of mess she was probably used too, because men will fuck anything willing, and thought it would just drip down her leg, so she could just forget about it like all those other times, but instead some of it stuck and got her into this sad mess.

All I can say is thank god for pantyhose, otherwise we’d be forced to see the mangled mess that her weight problem has done to her thighs….not to mention what her underwear is going through. I am sure it smells like death up in that shithole and it looks like her eating disorder is so out of hand that even her asshole has an appetite and it’s eating her fuckin’ underwear like Lily at that Extra Large Pizza last night while she cried.

I guess she should have listened to her ass’s appetite, because if she did, she could have completely avoided the whole pregnancy shit and would have just had a little limp in her step instead of fetus in her toilet.

Our hearts go out to her…


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2007

16

Aug

I am – Lily Allen Shops for Lingerie of the Day

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There are girls out there who I just don’t want to see get fucked and one of those girls is Lily Allen. I am usually up for seeing anything with a vagina getting down with whatever they get down with, naked or half naked, but sometimes a girl turns me off so much that I filter them out of my mind.

Lily Allen is one of those girls and I don’t know why. I am sure I have banged way uglier chicks than her, but for some reason, when I look at her, I just think of her as some kind of a-sexual beast. To me she’s built like a Barbie with no genitals at all, so seeing her at one of my favorite lingerie stores buying what I assume is sexy lingerie reminds me that bitch does have sex, that bitch does have a vagina and that underneath her oversized fat chick clothes is a girl who just wants to be sexy and I hate every second of it. Shit’s totally giving me a mind fuck so to make you feel my pain with me, I am posting these pictures.


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