The other day I posted the December GQ Cover featuring Rihanna…cuz I am always first to the gate…and now I’m posting the rest of the pics…cuz I like or at least respect her…as much as I respect any hooker…which is not very much…but more than I respect girls who don’t slut out…when they should be slutting out…even if they don’t have to slut out…

To clarify….Rihanna doesn’t have to be posing half naked ever…but she does…while girls who should pose half naked to help pay off their debt, student loans, etc….don’t….because they are losers with morals who don’t want to cheapen themselves…while people like Rihanna….keep fucking winning….

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The main thing I like about Rihanna is that she does these sleazy fashion shoots…where she’s sexed up and half naked…and it feels pretty authentic…like she likes being topless in pictures…like she wants people jerking off to her…like being at the fucking top is just more reason for her to show more skin to more eyeballs..cuz that is what gets her off…

I mean she doesn’t need to be doing this, she could already own the entire island of Barbados she’s from and make herself Queen….where all the locals worship her….she’s that fucking rich….but she wants to do it…and I know this because when she’s not being featured in magazines…she’s shooting pics herself for social media…

Maybe she was molested as a child….Maybe I don’t care…and either should she….

She’s won at life and I like the way she’s giving back….

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I guess watching all those models…during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show she was the halftime performer along with Bieber at….do their bikini and lingerie model hustle…got Rihanna horny enough to post this.

Or maybe it is one of those ego fighting ego….typical girl shit…

Where they want to be the center of attention and be seen as sexy and as good as the actual lingerie models she was surrounded by…so she gets to posting this shit to be like “hey everyone…look at me…I am over here too”…

Seriously…the best way to fuck a girl you want to fuck…is to fuck another girl and tell the girl you want to fuck all about it…cuz girls..instinctively love to compete….so predictable and I love it…

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I posted one of these pics of weed-head Rihanna already…but in keeping true to that all these fucking posts…regardless of who is in them…are all the fucking same…bikini, photoshoot, nipple, upskirt…I figure let’s keep it up…because I have nothing better to do…but discuss how she’s done pretty good for herself…from poor garbage truck driver’s daughter on a small Caribbean island…to superstar sensation with limited talent….which makes absolutely no fucking sense…and there must be more to the story….you know why her? Why did this work? What the fuck happened? She’s not all that good at singing…I don’t fucking get it…I know she didn’t grind out or knock on doors for this….I need to know the missing link….but instead of further investigation…I’ll just stare at her body being slutty in a bikini…cuz it’s more interesting than figuring out how someone who isn’t even a youtube sensation like Beiber was…got to this…but I’ll tell you something…I know some underbelly shit went down…

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Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.

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Rihanna has the right idea…use her abuser that probably was never her abuser to help launch her career….pretend to hate him….stir up scandal when she’s probably giving him kickbacks for keeping up the lie…only to get knocked up by him…cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is….but that’s not why she has the right idea…she is a poor child hooker turned rich and really famous….gone back to her over sexed at a young age roots and is spreading that gospel to her millions of little girls that now think it is ok to be beat, and whored out…..that it is ok to be a slut….and I don’t think anything can go wrong with that….

So here she is filming her music with her hard nipples…all wet, shaved head and barely interesting….but interesting enough for me…cuz all i need in life is some hard nipples and a popstar millionaire who posts highlighted quotes from god, pics of her weed smoking, and just keeps getting crazier and crazier…..all wet on set..

I am drunk, jet lagged and a fan of this Rihanna character….or at least of her nipples.

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Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.

Celebrity gossip is like the WWF….with a little less man on man…homo action…and a lot less authenticity…..

So this Rihanna dating her abuser Chris Brown is all crafted by PR teams, because ghetto kids from remote islands who people have millions of dollars invested in, are not allowed to make their own decisions..it is a fabricated uninteresting lie that people love reading about for some pathetic reason….

Who cares about her and Chris Brown…whether he actually beat her…when she’s forgiven him…and whether she is unapologetic for turning her back on all her supporters who stood by her during her abused days….and related to her during her abused days…only for her to give them the finger cuz she got what she wanted out of them….

It is all bullshit….I just do it for the tits….tits she should be apologetic for not showing off…..with nipple….and all…but like everything else about her…it is all lies…

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