I am not interested in posting any of the Golden Globe bullshit. I don’t really care about it. SInce I have one channel, I did watch it, but I didn’t like watching it. I ended up making myself a couple of drinks with a shitty bottle of JD that my friend left behind over the weekend because he was too drunk to remember he came with booze, and I tried to get drunk. It didn’t work. I thought about live blogging the shit, but there was really nothing to write about, other than the fact that celebrity reminds me of highschool and in that highschool everyone has too much money for their own good and no sense of what’s really cool. The Borat Acceptance Speech, was a nice change of pace, but motherfucker could have done better. I hate fart jokes but celebrities seem to fucking love them….maybe there is hope. That’s the extent of my live blogging…

Speaking of hope, here are some pics of Victoria Beckham. She is moving to LA so that means you will see a fuck of a lot more of her nipples. These are probably older than the Reese Witherspoon Bikini pics I posted yesterday, but who gives a fuck, it’s all about boycotting the Golden Globe propaganda they brain washed me with yesterday….

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I am not interested in posting any of the Golden Globe bullshit. I don’t really care about it. SInce I have one channel, I did watch it, but I didn’t like watching it. I ended up making myself a couple of drinks with a shitty bottle of JD that my friend left behind over the weekend because he was too drunk to remember he came with booze, and I tried to get drunk. It didn’t work. I thought about live blogging the shit, but there was really nothing to write about, other than the fact that celebrity reminds me of highschool and in that highschool everyone has too much money for their own good and no sense of what’s really cool. The Borat Acceptance Speech, was a nice change of pace, but motherfucker could have done better. I hate fart jokes but celebrities seem to fucking love them….maybe there is hope. That’s the extent of my live blogging…

Speaking of hope, here are some pics of Victoria Beckham. She is moving to LA so that means you will see a fuck of a lot more of her nipples. These are probably older than the Reese Witherspoon Bikini pics I posted yesterday, but who gives a fuck, it’s all about boycotting the Golden Globe propaganda they brain washed me with yesterday….

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I met a stripper at a strip club, I never got a lap dance from her because I couldn’t afford one, that’s because you fuckers don’t buy my t-shirts. Anyway, I got to talking with her when she was trying to lure me into the back room to steal the little money I do have and I asked if she had a boyfriend. She started complaining to me that she can’t meet a good guy because she works too much and that the guys she meets at work are just dirtbags who want to grab her tits and ass for money….

So I decided to start up my own kind of reality tv show without the TV to help her find love. We traded email addresses and I’m ready to launch this. I haven’t figured out the rules of the contest, but I’ll just have to start it here.

I have seen this girls stage show and it’s pretty fucking life-changing, mainly because she takes off her underwear on the first song, and no girl ever shows box on the first song, but it turns out that her mother was a stripper so maybe it’s just genetic. I’ll try to get you video in the next installment of “You Can Date A Stripper”….

If you want to date this stripper, send your pics, videos, bios and we’ll choose a winner eventually to THIS EMAIL

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The nice people at Pherlure sent me a couple of bottles and I decided that since I can’t get my dick hard, I’ll let you fuckers have a chance to try it out for free, but since nothing in life is free you’re going to have to earn it and the best way for me to get you to earn it is to have a contest.
The problem with having a contest for something you probably don’t really want is that you won’t put any effort into it. I was going to say that the best comment wins, but I never read comments, then I was going to say send in tit pics with DrunkenStepfather.com on it, but since those have yet to come in after 2 years, I figure I have a better chance with draw your vagina and describe it in 10 words or less, so I decided that the best photo submission wins. So email me your pictures to info@drunkenstepfather.com and they have to be your pictures, not shit you found of the net. I will know the difference.

Here are today’s StepLINKS….

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I got another email from a reader telling me that my site is blocked at her joba nd at her school. I think it’s got something to do with the fact that I post celebrity cunt shots on my site.

I don’t really understand why people are so scared of a little pussy. It’s not like they don’t fantasizing about getting up inside a pussy every once in a while, and if they are virgins, fags or asexuals, it’s not like their mother’s didn’t spread their pussies and let some man drip nut inside her, knocking her up and making you….yeah dude, your mom did a fucking creampie and people respect her knowing that she’s a slut, I am sure the bank even gives her credit cards and a mortgage and when she goes to work and tells people she’s got kids, they don’t blacklist her from the office luncheons….

Either way, it doesn’t really matter, if you like the site enough, you’ll check it out at home and despite wanting all the lonely fat chicks who site at their computers at their shitty 9-5’s reading this to boost traffic, I don’t think they’d get my jokes or send in nude pics…

Let’s expect it to all work out in the end, but not the kind of workout I need, because living with a fat wife, kinda rubs off on your eating habits, I think I am 40 lbs bigger than when this all started 4 years ago. Thanks fat wife.

Speaking of sluts who let dudes bust inside them here are some Reese WItherspoon bikini candids with the kids that came out of her box, that I won’t post because people seem to think vaginas are bad….She’s fat and these could be old, being the freshest content is not really what I am good at…in all honesty, I haven’t figured out what I am good at. I am thinking sitting is the top of the list right now…

I will keep on posting, you’ll keep on reading. Cuddles.

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Here’s the Keeley Hazell Full Sex Tape, if you don’t know who Keeley Hazell is, don’t worry, either do I, but I do know that she has huge tits and I’ve seen her in various photoshoots cuz she’s big breasted in the UK and is in every magazine ever, which isn’t saying much cuz I’ve never seen many hot British chicks, so it’s kinda like being outrunning an amputee.

I kinda wish a professional was behind the camera in this one, because I watch a lot of amateur porn and some of the shit I’ve seen with fat 45 year old moms is better than this, like today I was watching a dude fuck his fat gf when she was half asleep and I got a lot more excited that this shit….

I was always told by people that pretty girls were shit in bed because they were pretty and didn’t need to impress. I was always told that nasty fat chicks were amazing in bed because they felt like they had something to prove. I used to have a friend growing up who’s mother would lecture me on how I should never sleep with whores or pay for sex because the world is filled with sluts if you talk to them the right way. She used to tell me that she was a slut and that’s how she got knocked up with my friend. She’d go on to tell me about how good fat chicks are at sucking dick cuz they are good eaters and how they take it up the ass cuz they are used to taking huge shits and no dick is too big after you’ve spent 2 nights in a row at an all you can eat buffet.

I sometimes think that she was trying to get a piece of me and that she was only telling me fat chicks are good in bed because she was about 100 pounds overweight, I probably should have taken her for a round, but at the time I had standards.

I’ve never really found out if that lady was right about fat chicks and hot chicks and paying for sex because anytime I got laid I was always so fucked up I don’t remember what happened or I paid for it.

I do know that this sex tape fucking sucks and that Keeley Hazell is hot. I guess what it all comes down to is that all celebrities seem to suck in bed and none of them use condoms and all of us would be slammin them if our lives had taken a better route.

I didn’t bother posting the clip, but I am linking you to it, so that almost counts as working. I figure my intro is better than any other intro you’ll read ever. Enjoy.

PS – Girls Don’t Let Your Boyfriends Tape You Fuck, Unless You Want the World To See…..Which you Probably Do, Because We All Want to Be Famous…Especially me. Cuddles.

Watch the Full Sex Tape Here (link is dead, read the comments for updates, ignore the people commenting cuz they are cunts.)

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I have nothing to say about this, but saw it and had to post it.

More Here

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I have nothing to say about this, but saw it and had to post it.

More Here

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She’s fucking wasted and she is promoting American Idol. I can only assume this is the end of her career or maybe the end of her life. She looks like she’s jacked on crank and the only place to go from here is the gutter. Welcome to my world Paula. I don’t think there is anything better than publicly destroying yourself by doing an interview drunk. It’s like showing up to the Oscars with a street whore as your date, only in this case person on crack is the celebrity….and not the date. That may not have made sense, but I never post on saturdays so be happy I am – asshole.

Here’s another Interview with another reporter that that is better

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Here’s a little Lohan and Sienna Miller posing together because there’s nothing like seeing two coke-addicted, alcoholic, chain smoking celebrity prostitutes togethes, especially when one of their shirts is see-through.

I am really proud of myself, I checked my webstats and saw that one of the search terms you put in to google that directs you to this site is incest beating pics .

The funny thing about this is that I can’t get listed in google for anything relevant to the site, like lohan stalking, or britney upskirt, but they give me this. I am sure at least 5 people a day search incest beating pics, and they are all ending up here. I guess that’s how Horny Lohan Wanker ended up here.

Speaking of Lohan Wanking, here those pics of Lohan’s tits that ended up in my inbox like a friendly belated Christmas Miracle. It’s Saturday and I am just waking up. It is a glorious day outside that I’ve missed most of so I’m just going to tape some garbage bags on my window and pretend it never happened.

Here are those Lohan tit with a little Sienna Pics…

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