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2007

13

Jan

I am – Lohan's Tit with Sienna Miller of the Day

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Here’s a little Lohan and Sienna Miller posing together because there’s nothing like seeing two coke-addicted, alcoholic, chain smoking celebrity prostitutes togethes, especially when one of their shirts is see-through.

I am really proud of myself, I checked my webstats and saw that one of the search terms you put in to google that directs you to this site is incest beating pics .

The funny thing about this is that I can’t get listed in google for anything relevant to the site, like lohan stalking, or britney upskirt, but they give me this. I am sure at least 5 people a day search incest beating pics, and they are all ending up here. I guess that’s how Horny Lohan Wanker ended up here.

Speaking of Lohan Wanking, here those pics of Lohan’s tits that ended up in my inbox like a friendly belated Christmas Miracle. It’s Saturday and I am just waking up. It is a glorious day outside that I’ve missed most of so I’m just going to tape some garbage bags on my window and pretend it never happened.

Here are those Lohan tit with a little Sienna Pics…



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2007

12

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got a friendly Cease and Desist…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/01/12/i-am-sienna-miller-naked-in-factory-girl-of-the-day/
Can you please remove per the request of The Weinstein Co? These are unauthorized clips and we are reaching out to all sites that have them posted to pls remove. Please let me know when they have been removed, appreciate your help with this.
Thanks!
L.

I wrote….

L,

I am not hosting your videos, that’s really what the issue is. I am linking to a youtube type site. You’ll have to run after them.

Are you single?

I spent the day doing absolutely nothing…and I am drinking beer…I may not make money but who needs money when your life is a vacation….Now I really understand homeless people, they don’t do a whole lot and it’s free….

Here are my links…

Courtney Cox Using a Vibrator…
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Looking Good Sweetheart, I’m Ready To Play
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A little Eva Mendes Action…and By Action I Mean Sexy Poses…
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Girl Who Gets Distracted Makes Me Laugh…
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Britney Spears Karaoke For You And Your Friends..
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Jesse Jane is a Clothed Pornstar…
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Jerry Orbach Gave His Heart and Soul to Acting, but Gave His Eyes to Two Blinding chicks….
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The Cast of MTV”s Dance Life…I’m Sure You’d Fuck all of them, even the dudes…….
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This Is A Video from AVN Where some Chick Gives a Sex Toy Demo..
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Lohan’s Mom Gets Fingered at a Restaurant Because She’s a Piece of Trash..
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Some Guy Microwaves a Lightbulb
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A little topless fun by the pool…
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Stevie Wonder Sings Superstition….on Sesame Street cuz he likes little kids…
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Lap Dance Picture 1
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Lap Dance Picture 2
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Lap Dance Picture 3
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Lap Dance Picture 4
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Lap Dance Picture 5
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Lap Dance Picture 6
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Lap Dance Picture 7
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Lap Dance Picture 8
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Lap Dance Picture 9
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Some Cam Girl Shaking Her Ass Around…
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Uma Thurman For Luis Vuiton
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Thong Week
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There Are Many Things Worse Than Wetting Yourself
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I don’t understand this video at all but it’s got something to do with a fallen soldier and it’s set to the Black Eyed Peas…
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This Video is Called Fountain Cleavage….I didn’t Watch it But I linked to It, Which Takes More Effort…
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Paris Hilton’s Got Bigger Feet than Most People…and She’s Getting Sued…
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Heather Locklear is in Shape
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The Complex Magazine Mailing Room Chick Looks Like A Piece of Shit in Panties….But Still Made the Magazine…
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TheCobraSnake Pics That Bore the Fuck Out of Me
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Britney Dates a Jew….I Guess She Doesn’t Realize He’ll Never Marry Her, He’s Just in it for the Pussy….Bubby would never approve of this shiksa…
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Stacey Dash’s Nipples
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LPSG Discuss Jerking Off in Public
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This Dude Does 101 Impressions – Badly..
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Nathan’s Holiday Pictures
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Girls if you’re out there, I’m waiting for pics like this
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Live Fish In Cooter NSFW
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Before I was Impotent, I loved to Fuck..This Will Get You Laid..
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2007

12

Jan

I am – Sienna Miller Naked in Factory Girl of the Day

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What better way to start the day than to watch some shitty video clips of Sienna Miller naked for some Andy Warhol, Edi Segwick, Socialite cunt who died before her time because all she did was drugs movies….there’s nothing wrong with Sienna Miller or Edi Segwick being a socialite cunt who did lots of drugs, because drugs are fucking cool and gives you something to do rather than sit in your cubicle and think about how life sucks, you can throw your life away and be just like me…I’m not complaining, having nothing to do allows me to be up til 6 am watching these clips before you do. Asshole. I need to go to bed now.

All the clips have been taken down by the video hosting sites, if you find them online, send them to me. Even though the Weinstein company is trying to keep them off the net.

Here’s One of the Three…

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2007

12

Jan

I am – Lohan Stalker Post of the Day

So Stalking Lohan has done me no good. She’s never called me back, she’s never filed a restraining order, she’s probably still never heard of this shitty website…That means the concept is not working, which is no surprise because working is something I am not really good at either so I guess I should have expected this turn out…

If you’ve never heard of this feature before, it’s where I leave Lohan an answering machine message as a lame attempt to make myself famous, get some access hollywood coverage and maybe even land a FOX TV deal like that cunt who made Myspace the Movie…

It’s 5 am and I am drunk, my cigar is wet and falling apart and I may or may not suck at life, I guess that’s for you to figure out on your own, which shouldn’t be so hard since you have lots of time on your hands proven by the fact that you are even reading this…don’t you have nothin better to do with your time than watch my Lohan Stalking….Virgins…you’re all the fucking same… Cuddles….

PS – The sound quality is shit…are you surprised?

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2007

12

Jan

I am – Tara Reid Swimming with Dolphins of the Day

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I have no fucking clue as to whether these are old or new, but I have decided to post them anyway because dolphins are our friend and Tara Reid isn’t, even though she’d probably suck our dicks for a couple bucks at this point in our career, I suggest holding out a few more years, cuz then she’ll let you stuff her like a Christmas Turkey, that is if you are not poor, because this Christmas our family had a can of beans, which I guess you could technically take the lid off and fuck and it would probably make less of a mess than shoving it inside this whore….

Speaking of whores, I went to the strip club tonight and I drank with my friend who owns a video camera and wants to shoot some stepTV stuff. I tried to convince him to get a lap dance from my favorite little mangled tooth dancer, but he fagged out on me. The best I could do is get her to sit on his lap and pull out her tits and she didn’t charge me…I guess she knows I am famous or poor, I am going to stick with the latter. I always hated people who say former and latter, it drives me nuts cuz it confuses me and I just dropped it like I know what I’m fucking doing…it’s a Christmas Miracle….

I had another Christmas Miracle today and it’s January….I put on the videographers night driving glasses and the dull world I’ve been living it became vibrant, the buildings had edges and the signs on the street had letters. I always had a feeling my eyes were fucked because living in a blurry world isn’t normal, but could never afford glasses..so I stole these ones. I had them for 5 minutes before my wife tried them on and snapped off an arm with her fat face….

Speaking for fat faces, here’s them there Tara Reid pics… I am hunting for funny in all the wrong places.. fucker.

I crossed anabandoned street blindly, that means without looking both ways and I survived. I figure that’s his way of telling me it’s not my time to go. He then guided me to the Chinese restaurant where I ate some General TAO chicken that tasted like socks, I was only charged 4 dollars, I guess they knew I had Jesus by my side. I then let Jesus guide me to the strip club where a stripper to pulled out a tit and asked me to touch it, when I was done she charged me the regular 10 dollars but I could tell by the sparkle in her eye that she knew there was more to this Christmas Miracle then I was letting up….A




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2007

11

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I figured one little bitch who read the site and bought a t-shirt would be pissed off that I sent them a different shirt design then the one they chose, even though the new one is a lot nicer than the old one….This is the email I got from one of you useless fucks…who is a little too sensitive because I can only assume he has a small penis to go with his size small t-shirt…

Still waiting for this t-shirt [day 42] to arrive. You have till saturday.

So I told him I sent him the new shirt because the old ones never came in and he should have it by Monday…That wasn’t good enough for him because he’s a cocksucker…

if it is not the one I ordered, I don’t want it, especially if it’s the one you just put up on the site.

Let’s make this easy and just give me a refund.

DR

So I tried to explain to him what happened, so here’s the story. I got the shirts made this summer. The dude who did them for me was supposed to drop them off in October but never answered my calls. When doing this run I tried to find the original artwork, but couldn’t find it. stepSTEVE didn’t have it and it was no where on my computer so I Evan was cool enough to hook me up with a new design that I like a lot better anyway. The bitch complaining wasn’t satisfied with that and he wrote this to me…

Well, let’s see. You ripped off an artist and got sued. You sold me a product you don’t have, which is fraud. I don’t care if it’s $20 bucks, I don’t like it when someone try’s to rip me off. Ask the guy I bought my house from-he just had to pay me $12,000.00 and my legal fees.

To top it off you call me a “jew” for not “supporting” you. Supporting you and your site is how I got in this situation.
The new design doesn’t interest me and I would not wear it. “I heart DS”? No way is that the product I ordered and no way would I ever wear that.

Want me to file complaints? Sure, and while I’m at it I’ll look into what else I can do to help you find my refund.

-DR

For someone who just got 12,000 dollars, you’re pretty fucking cheap. So in keeping everyone happy I sent him a refund with money I don’t have because that’s just the kind of guy I am…

Payment Details

Payment Sent To: DR
Account Status: Verified Personal Member (0)
Type: Goods (other)
Amount: $19.99 USD
Total Amount: $19.99 USD
Email Subject: Refund for your t-shirt
Note: Despite sending you a t-shirt, here’s your refund. You won. You Cheap Fuck.

Now I hope DR feels good about himself and that he got what he want because he’s obviously a pretty miserable fucking person. Anyone else who has issues with the new shirt being sent to you instead of the old one is going to have to suck my dick….because the $20 I had sitting in my paypal just went to this loser…

Here are today’s links….


2 Russian Chicks in Their Underwear Speaking Russian on the Bed
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Loser Girl Peeing, but since she’s a spic she says PISSING….
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Kim Kardashian and her ex R&B Singer have a yet to be released sex tape…where there is a golden shower at the end. I love armenian bitches even those with fat asses who love black cock….Her dead lawyer daddy would be proud….
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Bikini Pie FIght
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Man Eating A Zebra…
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Another Pee Story….
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Looking Good Stretch Marked Titties…
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Looking Good Sweetheart…
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A video called Supermarket of the Stars, if you Consider Jeff Goldbloom a Star Just Because He Raw Dogged Nicole Richie’s Heroin Pussy….and Was in Jurassic Park… For real.
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Cory Kennedy’s Life is Better than Yours…and she’s only 16.. kill yourself….
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A stupid Peeing Joke…
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Vote on my StepSHIRT I want to Make it the Coolest fucking Shirt (DS is the code to join the site if you aren’t already a member)
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Some Britney Spears Making Out With Some Queer Dancing Guy…
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RIP Yvonne De Carlo – I used to fist myself to you…I mean watch you on TV.
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Why are all the hot bitches dykes…
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A lesbian pees standing Up…
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Give This Guy More Drugs..
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This is the Site of the Day, I’ve Never Heard of It but Seems Like Lots of Good Shit for You and not the brown out of your ass kind….
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Just Girls Walking Around Video….Probably the Easiest Video Concept but Possibly One of the Best…
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery because You Like Her…
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Model Veronika Varekova Gallery
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This girl is 14. 14 is Legal in Canada….too bad she’s not hot….
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Ginger from Cumfiesta Naked
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Sausage Prank…
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Vote for the NBA All Star Dance Team cuz Sports is Really Something I love..and talk about all the time…
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Looking Good Sweetheart…
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Beyonce in a Bra
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Scarlett Johannson Gets What She Wants…Even Sexy Back
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Some Girl Trying to do a Funny Strip Show and She sucks….I hope she’s better at lap dances…
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Keely Hazell has Bigger Boobs than you, unless you are a fat chick
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No one has asked me to do 30 seconds to blog but they asked MK who may be gay, but nice anyway….
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Lily Allen Talks About Food Because She’s A Fat Slob and I Hate Her…She’s going to turn girls everywhere into fat slobs too…thanks Lily…Cunt…
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Carmen Electra’s Erect Nipples
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People Should Ban Filipinio’s from Having Video Cameras…and Hip Hop
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Lesbian Bloggers Like Jessica Biel’s Ass Just as Much as Virgin Bloggers who don’t know what a good ass is because they are asexual but think the boys in the locker room will give them high-fives if they say they love Biel’s Ass….Interesting…
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Here’s some shitty vida guerra pics from a shitty magazine that made her who she is and now are trying to ride her as hard as they can…reality is that they are just a bunch of virgin bloggers without a blog…all people in media are total fags…
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If you hate my T-Shirts..Then Buy One Of These Ones…
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2007

11

Jan

I am – Nicole Richie Bikini Pics of the Day

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I don’t know why everyone gave this whore so much attention this year. Who cares if was skinny and starving herself. Who cares if her uterus is taped in place to prevent it from falling out of her twat. There are anorexic girls around the fucking world who no one pays attention to, even though they are 10 times hotter than Riche, which isn’t hard considering she looks like a dumpster.

I wonder what type of girl she is because she only dates the biggest fucking losers in the world and there has to be a reason for that. Dude from Good Charlotte got a ton of tattoos to pretend he’s a rockstar when he’s obviously a suburban piece of shit from a good home, I wouldn’t be surprised if his tat’s were temporary in the event he ever wanted to become a dentist like his dad always wanted. If they aren’t, that’s too bad, because they are fucking lame, hiring someone to paint them on him seems like something a rich loser would do…. The tanning salon near my house offers temporary tattoos and I am waiting for my big break so that I can get a temporary tattoo of a cunt on my forehead…and that cunt will be Richie’s last boyfriend, DJ AM, some twat who wanted to be a DJ so he got Technics tattooed on his arm and taught himself how to scratch….

All this to say I had something good to write about today but I completely forgot while I did that little ramble…so here are the Richie pics..I am not even going to post the pics of him doing the Karate Kid Kick and Her Laughing at it because it’s too fucking easy….

The HQ Pics can be found GO , I shoulda thought about that before taking an hour to upload all of them…fuckers…

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2007

11

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton's Tits and White Face of the Day

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I don’t know a whole lot about bra’s but whatever bra Paris is wearing, it’s working….

I don’t know a whole lot about make-up, although I once told some bitch in a club that I was a make-up artist to get her to come home with me. I told her that I worked on 90210 and was in town for the weekend, it was the 90s, she was 18 and easily impressed. Unfortunately for her, I never did follow-up with the producer of the show to get her that role I promised her, but I did give her a slammin bout of genital warts, she shoulda insisted on the condom….I admit when I ran into her 10 years later and she laughed in my face it hurt as much as the pre-cervical cancer laser treatments hurt her….

Speaking of no condoms here’s some Paris Hilton action. I guess I could rip into her for looking having a face that doesn’t match her tits like she was a circus performer, but we all know that with feet like that she’s obviously a clown…unfortunately for us however, her circus performance doesn’t take place in the bedroom, that frigid scared looking girl who doesn’t know how to use a dick in her video, could have learned a lesson or two from my french 90210 slut who banged me for my lies, I remember her being one of the better experiences of my life because she wasn’t a prostitute, well at least not a real one, she was more of a girl who took opportunities, she just lost out on the deal….

Enough with these stories, I don’t feel a need to relive the past, when I can enjoy a set of Paris Hilton pics for a change…..Cuddles.

PS – She’s wearing fishnets….

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2007

11

Jan

I am – Paris Hilton’s Tits and White Face of the Day

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I don’t know a whole lot about bra’s but whatever bra Paris is wearing, it’s working….

I don’t know a whole lot about make-up, although I once told some bitch in a club that I was a make-up artist to get her to come home with me. I told her that I worked on 90210 and was in town for the weekend, it was the 90s, she was 18 and easily impressed. Unfortunately for her, I never did follow-up with the producer of the show to get her that role I promised her, but I did give her a slammin bout of genital warts, she shoulda insisted on the condom….I admit when I ran into her 10 years later and she laughed in my face it hurt as much as the pre-cervical cancer laser treatments hurt her….

Speaking of no condoms here’s some Paris Hilton action. I guess I could rip into her for looking having a face that doesn’t match her tits like she was a circus performer, but we all know that with feet like that she’s obviously a clown…unfortunately for us however, her circus performance doesn’t take place in the bedroom, that frigid scared looking girl who doesn’t know how to use a dick in her video, could have learned a lesson or two from my french 90210 slut who banged me for my lies, I remember her being one of the better experiences of my life because she wasn’t a prostitute, well at least not a real one, she was more of a girl who took opportunities, she just lost out on the deal….

Enough with these stories, I don’t feel a need to relive the past, when I can enjoy a set of Paris Hilton pics for a change…..Cuddles.

PS – She’s wearing fishnets….

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2007

11

Jan

I am – Mischa Barton's Bra of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mischa Barton wearing a bra and a doily…I don’t know why I know what a doily is but I don’t know what a doily is for. I just know that it is crocheted which may be even gayer than knowing what a doily is. I guess in this case this luxurious shirt-sized doily is used to cover up her useless man-tits, less of an O.C. and more of an O.A, if you know what I mean.

Speaking of gay, cross-dressing, and crochet, I was forced to watch a movie where George Costanza plays a fag with AIDs, a redundant statement, I know. But what I don’t know is what it was called, a friend of mine rented it for a dollar and made me watch it. He passed out about 5 minutes in, which made me happy because otherwise I woulda thought he was trying to give me a little AIDs of his own, and by AIDs I mean try to rape me in the ass. I never thought this friend of mine was a homo, but anyone who rents this kind of gay propaganda films is a little suspect. You can’t get much gayer than men on men kissing AIDS lesions, that is hands down gayer than bicycle shorts …

I guess this post was more of a movie review than anything..and it sucked because it isn’t funny, or interesting, but it’s 4 am and I want to sleep, I just sat through a shitty movie and I had to listen to my dirty friend snore and smell my wife’s ass from the other room. She sweats alot. Now the asshole who brought the gay movie here is asleep on the couch and that means I have to go crawl into bed with my wet stinky wife, something I’ve putting off for a few hours now….

So, here are those Barton pics…

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