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2007

Dec

I am – Steve Aoki Pees in Montreal of the Day

I was invited out to some Chachi bar in Montreal by Steve Aoki to drink for free and fuck with hot groupie bitches, so that’s what we did.

I don’t remember much of the night other than rollin’ in around 1 am and being escorted by the bouncers to the DJ Booth like I was someone important, which I am not, because every time I’ve tried rollin’ through that club in the past I was asked to leave because I look homeless.

Once in the DJ booth, there were about 10 or 15 slutty girls who were pretty much dripping down their leggings for Aoki but I was more interested in the bottle of vodka that was offered to me. So I drank my face off and by the end of the night, Steve Aoki was signing random body parts and I was doing shots out of some dude’s massive bottle of Grey Goose, because he thought I was someone important enough to give booze to, which I am not, while doing my best to stare up groupie skirts and watching them do their best to be the girl who the DJ took home, because it’s some kind of stamp of groupie approval.

At the end of the night, Aoki had to pee, and didn’t want to bother going all the way to the bathroom, so dude just peed in a couple of glasses that were lying around. I guess the funny thing in all this is that either the busboy cleanin’ up and thought there were some untouched drinks for him to drink like he won the fuckin’ lottery during his hard shift and wasn’t really aware of the surprise that he was about to get, and no matter what, for the lifetime of that glass’ career in that club, people will be drinking out of the Aoki pee cup, without even realizing it.

So watch some 1 Steve Aoki Celebrity DJ, 3 Cups.

Bonus – Samantha Ronson was There, But There Was No Side of Lohan….

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2007

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone invited me to go get drunk in another city tonight and I figured I’d take them up on it, even though it doesn’t ever really matter where I get drunk geographically, as long as I get drunk physically. Dudes are all hung up on going to the best spot with the hottest bitches, or the cheapest spot where the best drink specials and fat chicks go, but I was never into discriminating against any spot as long as I got wasted.

These Are Some Exclusives of Johnny Damon, Some MLB Outfielder Having Fun in Fiji not that I give a fuck, but a reader sent them in and I am all for posting exclusives, even if they are of someone I never heard of and the pictures are boring.

Here are my links:

This is Lohan’s New Boyfriend…and It’s Not One of Us
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Advertising Agencies Use Tits to Sell Product – Here are the Best Tit Commercials
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A Whole Lot of Sluts Dressed Like Santa
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The Britney Spears New Video For You To Dance Along To
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Heath Ledger Bangs Lohan With THis
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Joanna Krupa Posing With a Picture of Herself Because She’s Hot
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Stacy Keibler Showing Off Her Insane Legs
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Get Yourself Some Fugazi 13 Songs Album
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Dudes at the Office Have a Dance Off
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Rihanna’s Show is Like Watching Softcore Porn…Which is Like Your Sex Life…Watching Soft Core Porn…Not Livin’ It…
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Here’s a Fetish Episode of Cribs With Sluts in PVC
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Karolina Kurkova in Her Underwear Pictures I Should Have Posted But Didn’t
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Karolina Kurkova’s Upskirt Picture I Should Have Posted but Didn’t
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Paris Hilton’s New Euro Boyfriend, Because She’s Older and More Washed Up and Needs to Settle Down Like Her Friends…..Or Because She Just Likes Getting Fucked
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Little Kid Vs. Wall Video
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Some Cindy Crawford Topless Pictures
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Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Hot Tits
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Really Drunk Driver Getting Busted for Being a Really Drunk Driver Video
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Some Naked Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Skills
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Here’s an Alicia Silverstone Gallery For You
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Some Hot Slut With Huge Tits Driving
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Oprah Gets Backlash From Supporting Obama For Being Black
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Hayden Panettiere’s Out Shopping with a Normal Sized Purse
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Paris Hilton Naked and Gold…Because She’s Classy
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American Apparel’s Close Up Thong Ad Because They’re Dirty
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Phoebe Prices’ Cleavage for Santa
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Some Crazy French Canadian Freaking Out on Camera and I Understand What He’s Saying Because This is How All The French People Around Here Talk…
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A Dude Makes Out With a Fish To Be On TV
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How About A Girl Pouring Beer in Her Pussy Weirdness
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Meet Tanesha From That Bad Girls Show Cuz I Don’t Have Enough Black Content
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We All Know that You’re Not Perfect So Get Yourself a Disorder Tee So the World Knows Your Problem
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From Photobucket:

Some Naked Chick on All Fours
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From the Forum:

Would you pinch her nipple?
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More Miles Davis
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Jeff Buckley – Grace
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David Cross – comedy
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The Shining Soundtrack
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Danny The Dog Sountrack by Massive Attack
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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas Audio book and soundtrack
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Annabelarella Feeling Herself
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Clockwork Orange Score for You Psychos
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Izella is a Really Hot Undergrad Posing
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Check Out Lacy’s Amateur Videos
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Download ALl the Blind Melon Albums
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Find The Best Places to Find Porn…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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BONUS: Some Girl Who is Lohan’s Friend Sent this Video in. So Here’s Peaches and Tone-Loc’s Wild Thing because I’m Do It All For Lohan

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2007

Dec

I am – Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here’s Olympic Medal Winner and Playboy Model Amanda Beard and her boyfriend who you can pretend doesn’t exist, doing a photoshoot for Triathlete magazine.

I think I wrote that I don’t like girls who do sports because that shit’s too butch and reminds me of broad shoulders downing pitchers of beer at the sports bar which is not something I’m into. What I forgot to mention was that I liked swimmers. Not only are their bodies tighter than my pants and more hairless than the bottoms of my wife’s feet, but they love getting wet and running around half naked all the fuckin’ time because they’ve been doing it for their entire lives of hard training.

I remember the highschool swim team being the horniest, so when I had a chance to work at a local swim club as the towel guy, I took it. I was expecting orgies, group showers and constant vagina and titty slip, but the motherfuckers put me on the 6-10 year old boy team. Although that would have been a pedophile’s dream come true, it wasn’t what I was lookin’ for, so when they caught me hiding in a locker in the women’s changing room before their practice and they asked me to never come back. I was never very good at holding down a job, I guess I am just misunderstood.

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Serena Williams Bikini
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Amanda Beard Playboy Signing

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2007

Dec

I am – Adrienne Curry’s Playboy Spread that Will Get Me Sued of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Adrienne Curry proves that being the first America’s Next Top model leads to an amazing modeling career gracing the runways of The Surreal Life, doing high fashion editorial work in A Very Brady Marriage or whatever the fuck the show with her and an old midget getting married is called, and most importantly living the glamorous, cocaine fueled fashion and art lifestyle by doing Playboy spreads.

Playboy hates me and these pictures will have to go down really soon, but take them in when you can, because lookin’ at her tits and designer bush, is better than not lookin’ at it. Cuddles.

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Adrienne Curry in a Gold Bikini

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2007

Dec

I am – Jennifer Love Hewitt Hangs With Fatter Girls Than Her of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is using the oldest strategy to make herself look less fat than she is actually is and that’s to hang with someone fatter than her so that by comparison she looks normal-sized. Now I don’t know where she hired this ex-street addict who replaced her drug addiction with an addiction to burgers, but I do know that it was some quick thinkin’ damage control, that reminds me of this time I watched 3 hours of small-penis porn when trying to seduce some slut, just so that when I pulled out my little unit, she’d be like at least be brainwashed into thinking that it’s average.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fat Fucking Ass in a Bikini
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Pretty Hot Photoshoot from Before She Got Fat

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2007

Dec

I am – Marcia Cross Naked Pictures of the Day

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Since I have all these new lesbian man hating women reading the site, I figured I’d throw up these pictures of Marcia Cross naked and taking a shower because she’s a lesbian. These were taken when she was married, which was before becoming a lesbian, but you can tell by her massive bush that turning on men was never really her thing and she always had the dolphin shaped dildo, flannel shirt, construction boots, box of organic granola and deep desire to eat pussy buried deep in her soul.

UPDATE: It turns out that Marcia Cross isn’t the Lesbian, But Cynthia Nixon from Sex in the City is. I get my middle aged redheads who are on shows designed for women to hate men confused, especially when completely uninterested in them. Cuddles.

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Some Eva Longoria Ass in a Bikini
Some More Eva Longoria Ass in a Bikini
Some Nicolette Sheridan Ass in Red Lycra

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2007

Dec

I am – Adam Brody’s Cocaine Foot Fetish Deleted Scene in The Ten of the Day

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Here’s a video from The Ten Movie . Since they are the first mainstream company to risk their jobs by putting an ad on the site, I figured I’d throw this up, even if posting deleted scenes from movies starring the dude from the OC who slammed Rachel Bilson in real life isn’t really my thing.

Either way, it’s a deleted scene of him at some cocaine party telling hot chicks that they are fat while trying to get them to let him rip lines off them. It kinda reminds me of my night last night, except instead of cocaine, I was using powdered sugar, because my wife loves sweets and because I had husband responsibilities to get drunk at home and give her some attention, while missing out on all the fun, drunk, college girls who are on Christmas break. But you gotta do what you gotta do especially when that thing pays the rent.

The Audio is off and I don’t know why and I am not about to figure it out, that’s just he way we do things here, it’s called being lazy. Cuddles.

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2007

Dec

I am – Mischa Barton In Maxim of the Day

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Word on the internet is that Mischa Barton’s moved to NYC and hangs with all these Model bitches and socialites I’ve never heard of and she’s rockin’ the fashion scene for whatever reason, probably because she realized she’s not a very good actor.

So I have no idea if Mischa Barton’s out pretending to be a model, or if she is actually on pursuing a modeling career, but in the last week three spreads have come out of her, and none of them include her spread (eagled), which means she’s not doing my kind of modeling and that’s probably a good thing, because she looks like she’d be meaty. We all know that behind all the air-brushing is a slim-fat, or a girl who looks skinny but is fat and has more cellulite that my wife’s forearm, which is a lot, but you wouldn’t know that….and probably never will, because even you aren’t as disgusting as me. That’s why we’re friends.

Click Here to See The Rest of Her Half Naked Pictures
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2007

Dec

I am – Michelle Trachtenberg Lookin’ Pregnant of the Day

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It looks like Michelle Trachtenberg has just got on the Alba-train, and I don’t mean jumping fences to get back into Mexico, to visit Alba’s grandmother, I mean getting knocked the fuck up.

Here are pictures of her in her maternity wear at some event yesterday. It’s safe to say this generation doesn’t believe in safe-sex, I blame the media, they all think AIDS is for the gays and the Africans, and if you do get it you can live forever. Thanks Magic Johnson.

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stepSTALKIN’ Michelle Trachtenberg

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2007

Dec

I am – Paz Vega Swarovski Crystals for Elle of the Day

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I don’t know who Paz Vega is, but that’s not too surprising, because I don’t even know who I am anymore. I am just talking shit, I’m the best website on the internet nobody reads, and this bitch is the best Spanish slut with long legs no one cares about.

She did some Elle Magazine photoshoot with Swarovski crystals glued to her, because this is some expensive and luxurious version of body painting, it doesn’t really get as exciting as a college spring break party body painting, but that’s mainly because no one’s gettin’ herpes, and herpes are really the future,

Herpes are the future because all these man-hating lesbian feminists who write Women with a “y”, are on some independent “womyn” kick that leads them to being sluts, but empowered sluts, who don’t want to be called sluts, even they have multiple sexual partners and are sluts. All because when men do it they are considered “studs” and it’s seen as a positive and that’s unfair to a feminist, so the more partners they rack up, the more they think that they are proving a point, because being a feminist is this stamp of approval that they can be loose in the hips. When the reality is that their genitals are the only casualty of this war, but I guess herpes is a small price to pay in doing their part to win this feminist fight on penis. Send nudes, it’ll make you feel better.

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More Petra Nemcova Body Painted Tits

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