People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press….

This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

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Remember when I said Christina Hendricks was fat….well guess what…this just in…she’s still fucking fat…and with fat comes big tits…and with big tits comes a bunch of dudes who don’t care that she’s fat…cuz in their small redneck town where they are unemployed but like to frequent the hardware store and Walmart everyday…this bitch aint got shit on Bessy and all the other fucking cows they interact with on the daily….this one here…this Christina Hendricks…she’s all classy and probably smells like flowers….and not the kind you find in the Lysol spray like they are used to..

Here is porker posing for fashion….with some cleavage…boring…as fuck….

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I thought it was appropriate that Christina Hendricks was in a magazine called Easy Living, because based on her physique, that’s exactly what she’s been doing, you know laying on the couch with a tube shoved down her throat like a goose being made into foie gras, you know spending her Hollywood money on emotionally eating, in order to maintain the tits everyone obsesses over, even though they come with a fat ass, fat gunt, fat belly, fat thighs, fat arms and a fat ego cuz you idiots keep encouraging her….

I have never been a fan of fat chicks, I just marry them cuz they pay the rent….I just know their ability to maximize their fat tits with the help of the right bras and straps to make horny dudes crack and not worry about the rest of her that them tits pretty much erases. It’s a scam and I won’t stand for it…..

On that note, here’s her cleavage in a sweater in some magazine.

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Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something….

Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee….

Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…

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Christina Hendricks has no business being in any Sports Issue, unless her sport is beeing the beer bellied fan who writes the team’s name on her fucking chest!

But the good news is that she didn’t lie, cuz I hate when lies, they hurt me at my core…..and she chose archery as her sport, something totally non athletic that requires some upper body strength, something we all know she’s got cuz she’s gotta carry around them sloppy tits all day….sloppy tits I don’t mind staring at and that I wouldn’t mind masturbating on.

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Christina Hendricks strategically hid her fatness by making her big fat tits explode out of her dress….cuz I guess they have a slimming effect…while also being the only thing anyone really notices or cares about when it comes to Christina Hendricks….I’m sure there’s a good mix of photoshop…girdles…spanx and harnesses….straps…master cleanses….fasting for days before this shoot that also went into these pics….but I guess we should just focus on the end product of nutty cleavage….

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Christina Hendricks is fat and in being fat she has fat tits and in having fat tits she gets attenion for having titties and not for being fat it is like fat titties are the cure to being fat…fuck dieting…just get a fat chick push up bra…cuz that’s what fucking matters apparently….

So she’s doing some Johnny Walker shit and her cleavage is next level, I had to post it, even though I hate fat chicks and the big fat tits they rode in on, cuz without fat tits, they are just fucking gross….I prefer fat titties on skinny bitches…see cuz my brain blocks out fat chicks, like they don’t exist, cuz my brain doesn’t want to expose me to that kind of shit….but Christina Hendrick’s PR people want to expose me to it….and my brain can’t manage to turn her off even when visualizing all the gross fat chick shits she takes….

so here it is….

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