Everyone was shocked that Christina Hendricks has natural tits. They were blown away or something because I guess they didn’t take the time to look at the rest of her body, which although isn’t obese, is still pretty fucking doughy, hence the reason she uses her tits to distract you from her belly, it’s the oldest fat chick tit in the books. Get with with program retard.

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Christina Hendricks brought her tits to some stage show she’s doing to legitimize herself as an actual actor, you know in the “artist” sense of the term, so she can tell James Lipton that being the tits on a hit TV show, although lucrative and key to making her a household name, nothing quite resonates her art as being in front of a live audience to interract with via the stage…and she did it all with Dougie Howser MD, post homosexuality and comeback….

Unfortunately, all I see is a fat chick in period lingerie, showing off her fat tits, cuz in the 20s or 30s, this kind of body was considered well fed, wealthy and healhty, as everyone else was dying of the black plague….polio and other great depression good times…like Syphilis…

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Christina Hendricks was filming some bullshit and I think she was either playing a hooker, trying to trick people into thinking she’s a hooker, or actually mistaken for a hooker…and I don’t really care because I can’t see past her fat midsection. It’s one of those things where I know huge stupid tits come normally come with a little extra weight, but that’s not the kind of thing I am willing to accept from Hollywood. They have a responsibility to seek out and cast girls who have abnormally big breasts for their small frame, because the second I see this bloated pig, I forget she even has stupid tits, but I’m reminded of all the nights I was in the mood to play with tits, but was forced to play with the rest of a pig bitch….it was like some horrible, world is unfair trade off…..we can’t have our cake and eat it too…unless of course you’re Christina Hendricks…at least that’s what her pants bursting at the seams are telling me….

I guess I’m not one of those guys who can ignore a fat bitch cuz she has fat tits cuz having fat tits when you’re fat isn’t talent or genetic superiority, it’s just what happens when you’re fat. Trust me, I know because I have a full C-Cup even though I’m a dude…thanks to a fried food and beer diet that involved a lot of sitting…it was easy and I guess that means I don’t even need tits, cuz I got my fucking own…..but that doesn’t change the fact that this bitch needs to put the sandwich, donuts and everything else she’s been eating and hire a fucking trainer…this is a horrible example for the kids…especially when she distracts us from the fact that she is this pig with her tits…and idiots like you make a big deal out of her fat chick cleavage….making girls everywhere think it’s okay to eat…that’s not a campaign I’m about to support….

Today is the first day of the “Get Christina Hendricks on a Diet that Saves Her Tits, but fixes the Rest of Her” project…

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This is an old picture of Christina Hendricks from what I guess is the mid 90s when she was 18 or 19….back when this kind of Angelina Jolie lookin’ dressed in black with dyed black hair hardcore chick shit was considered the hottest thing at every grunge show…

I don’t see why you would care….considering she’s not showing off her tits…the only thing she is good for….but maybe you’re the kind of guy who likes to know where the tits you love so much came from…..the sensitive masturbator…and that’s why I’m posting this.

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On a sidenote, I had no idea the Emmy’s were on. Maybe because I don’t have a TV, but probably because the Emmy’s fucking suck….even when Christina Hendricks wears push-up bras to make her tits look ridiculous and the rest of her as lean as she can…

Sure she’s got huge tits, but I still think she looks like a dude, or an alien, or a robot, or something I have no interest in having sex with just because she has big tits….I’ve always been one of those dudes who wouldn’t fuck a pig of a woman by choice, or sober, just because she had big tits, and even when I was fucking them, I’d know what I was doing was disgusting and against all I stood for, even though she had nice big tits…if anything those nice big tits were just a vehicle for me to cum, by blocking out everything else about the bitch, and I kinda feel the same way about this Hendricks girl, who is totally overrated….but who has totally huge tits. Totally.

Either way, she won something….at what I assume are now called the Golden Globes….get what I did there? I replaced one award show with another cuz it suited her big tits. Genius….but seriously…this tits are ridiculous…they aren’t on another planet, they are another planet…

I gotta stop this post….too many bad jokes in too few words…

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Here is the Christina Hendricks behind the scene for London Fog video because everyone loves her big tits….even when her big tits aren’t being shown off at all….which makes me think this whole campaign was a fucking waste of time…but I guess some of you are so into her that tits or no tits you’re still happy to see her…even though some of us, including me, have no fucking idea who the fuck she is…other than knowing she’s a redhead with big tits….in a time when I guess redheads finally being accepted as humans, instead of the pale skin monsters with the bright colored vaginas we thought they were in the past….

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I still don’t know who this Christina Hendricks chick is, I just know she has fat tits and I guess that’s all you really need…but then again, maybe she’s being talked about cuz of the likliness of her pussy hair being bright orange, like some kind of circus clown without a fucking circus…and after recenly getting over a lifelong fear fueled by total disgust of gingers and their orange pubic hair against their pale white skin….that’s gotta be why people are talking about her….or maybe that’s just my wishful thinking that the plight of the red head freak will end….cuz I’m pretty sure people care cuz of her tits…

Either way, she did GQ, enjoy.

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